Royal Mans Hajj – Funny
Channel: Hasan Ali
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Hutch today has become so comfortable.
It's so comfortable. People I just can't believe them. They get an express flight where people used to go to Hawaii nine months, they go to Hawaii in 12 hours.
from door to jiddah 12 hours. What did the guy do? The guy just packed his bags up. He carried his bag down the stairs into his x five.
And then he drove to the airport. That's what he did. He just drove you know How comfortable is to drive and I'm saying he's got all the heat temperature, everything cruise control, he went all the way to the airport or he got dropped off. He took his luggage out to a trolley, oh my god was that killed his back.
And then he just rolled the trolley to put his back suitcases inside. He then had a Starbucks or something else and he sat down on the plane. And a next minute he knows he dropped Prophet dozed off, he did whatever I read the magazine next minute he knows he's in Jeddah
and then he had to pick him up onto another trolley.
And then the five star Express came when he got to his hotel, and they just rolled all his luggage up the lift into his in the bedroom and they just put it there. Allahu Akbar under the god complaints.
The guy says a man this is tough era. Buster, both tougher. You gotta mean nignia Good integrate
the gods. You know,
when people used to make nine months, they used to travel by death on their feet. They used to take their own animal ruler to hatch to sacrifice it. They used to go part by the horse, some by camel, some by shape. And they used to walk and walk until they got to the Kaaba in nine months. This guy gets there in nine hours and he's complaining and you know, they do oh my god, these guys. Yeah, the minute they have a little bit of you know, it moves from five star service to four and a half star here four and a half stars
comes up. He says all
you cheating me cheat me take 5000 pounds from me.
And the sudden you give me her it doesn't mean a soul walk on the surface. This is when Kai this may listen somebody a Haji. He goes and the thing is you know what? He goes into the haram? Yeah, he goes around. He finds going around the Kaaba on the marble and upon Safa Marwah, he finds, oh my god is tough. He's tough. He's tough. You know, all that chatter. Be sure to be inside him, basically is getting burnt off in it. He's getting burnt off. The guy sweating a bit and he's finding it tough. And then you know, he gets blisters under his feet. It's true now. He gets blisters and when he gets blisters, he comes to the hotel room. Like he's Frankenstein just about walking inside. Yeah. Oh my
god. I'm getting my game above all these blisters or bust your ass I can't wait to get back here. Can't wait to get back here. This is tough er, this is tough. A bra You haven't even seen what you're talking about. You haven't even been to Minaya what Mina above you know Mina Yeah, you know you go to the toilet see everyone missed the whole
You see this? Everyone Mr. Hall, we're talking about you Abraham. I'm telling you you know you go you have to clean your property. You have to hold your nose. You have to hold your breath. Or your please here is a five star hotel. They are a baller five star you can really do anything I want man. But you know is the sooner to stay in minutes. Anyway, he goes to me now. He goes to meet a man that guy is complaining left, right center. He's got air conditioned tents.
air conditioned tents. He just sit in there. He don't have to do nothing. All he has to do just do dhikr of Allah. And what he's doing is looking at his watch
color go on there. So basically, they said they're gonna get food at let's say 637 o'clock. The food gets delayed half an hour. That guy's tantrum starts coming up.
That kid inside
that little vampire know when the moon comes out.
When the situation changed around him, he turns into a monster another monster in him in her is still inside. And when a monster goes back in when he's satisfied he's
got what he wanted? Yeah allergy Tikka jihadi versity Haji Saba political or anything all right. Yeah, he's happy but this is his stomachs full. His God is food he's alright is fine. If he doesn't get his food if he doesn't get what he wants, he's gonna start getting a bit you know, agitated, alright, he goes two out of five he goes to the ease, he's sweating. He just wants it over. He is going right now he has to throw throw all the stones all that he's got blisters, he's got you know other you know, he's putting Vaseline down they putting everything else down there to try and make you all soften whatever. And it's killing you have to wear it. It's a haram he has to cover his you
know, downstairs, you know, I'm saying like, it's a lot of things that's going inside his head. He's thinking man, gotta get back, got everything back and he has just done the most comfortable hudge you can imagine, but the guys complaining