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Sayegh Jokes From Sahaba And Prophet Mohammed
Channel: Kamal El-Mekki
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by the way, you
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other day or
Bob, but let's see what he kind of
what his agenda was how
was it for him
tonight because maybe some people they feel boring
because every day advice, everyday advice everyday advice, some something they may start to feel kind of boring so
we tried to change the room
with the people to have a little fun. I don't know if it would be funny for you. It's for me so funny. But I don't know about you. Because
even if we are bleeding, we make jokes. This is the habit of the Egyptians, even if they are disastrous they make jokes. I don't know why maybe this is the habit long time ago and everybody inherited from his forefathers. So it is a very hard to find Egyptian cannot say some words to make the guy from the web just
start to laugh non stop laughing
but it is very strong. So
for me what I would tell him today really make me laugh. And sometimes we
laugh because most of it does.
And we because I see how he responds to these things. So I feel how can he was
he was loaded but he never forget to give some funny time was his for his companions and give them space to have fun sometimes. And this never contradicts with food respect.
You have to know that they don't do that because they disrespectful to you that no because if you were disrespecting
Allah subhanaw taala would have stopped immediately. But Allah didn't stop any of these as the silliness also is to remember this from time to time and really laugh again the maximum of his left is to smile etc. is can
I choose for you? I don't know if the time will be enough for what I choose for you or choose for you for tricks or
everybody even those who doesn't speak good Arabic.
something funny. So I prepared for you for for mechanic. Maybe it would sounds nice to you.
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He conducted the hajis under authority
is one of the greatest components.
He said that he was another two companions, but he didn't name them.
We went very hungry, starving children, we lost our hearing and vision because of too much hunger.
And they use to start on the way of some of the companions of Rasulullah sallallahu maybe some of them would invite them to go and eat in their in their houses, but nobody invited them.
So, they decided to go to Rasulullah sallallahu masala at the house, which he which has a term for us
to stay overnight.
So, the sentence is cyclical.
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vary your army
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he went to one of his houses and they found the three female goals
these three goals and whatever you collect,
divided between all of us, me
and others, the other three guys and the two main guys.
and they saved the shape of Rasulullah.
At each one of them, he he already drank his share, but it was not enough because gold cannot give you too much. not imagine that you give you a quart of oil,
maybe a quarter of a million from the three of them.
So, he described what
he used to do, he said
what could not find in
the scheme of
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for you certainly was a learn that you
in this office will in a lion's mane of the first stop
he says as we used to milk the sheep of the goats are divided in four chairs. They drink and the same goes to the left. He comes in the night and he uncovered the hot and during his share. But he said once he entered in the night, he says As salam o Alaikum in a nice voice never stirred the dose slipped but it is enough for those who still out to hear him and to reply to some of us and this is one of the educates
done by the boss of the house or by the
The head of the household
is teaching us from any hobbies you find the many benefits many benefits from any hobbies.
He says and after he says is Solomonic
some way somewhere the messages for you suddenly
some of us
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fun to some degree is also them somewhere
near Serrano syndrome.
So, he says after he says his surname on April, he started to pray some regard in a special place they call it invested in the house. Every one. Every one of you has a special place to pray at home.
Maybe in the living room, or whatever you call it, universe. Maybe there are several spots. The wife has a spot in her bedroom. You have a spot in the living room or in your bedroom.
And then after he finished praying what he wished to pray, he comes uncovered the pot and drink his shake.
And that says that it used to be a guy who like to make McFarlane to anyone
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A tea? Yep.
So I looked there was still hungry. He had his shaved, but it's not enough.
But he's still up. Because
the devil came to me said don't worry you can have
will always go to his companions from unsolved or movie and they give him to get them food or drink. So he would come back at you.
So nothing would happen if you had the shadow. If you will have the Shere Khan and he said the devil kept telling me drink and drink until I had
But once and becoming less solid the devil has turned against me and say what do you like the shadow?
if are nothing in his power he will pray against you and your family so you will lose your
dad couldn't sleep
and he said
that actually as
as he says I had shala sheet I want to cheat cheep always the men they rub up themselves with it to protect them from the coldness or whatever but it's not enough to be used as a blanket or as a cover during sleep so he says even the blanket doesn't help me that shall not
be warm and cold and deep sleep so he's still waiting for
and he comes
in can miss GB
so my profile
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let me see if
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morning for the second
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couldn't have he from
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you will notice while the philosopher's box, Lisa
world have the word
near the shelter
It's happened to me after a year
come on apart to see to get his share of nothing. He looked at the heaven.
Oh my God. He's looking at the heaven. Now I will lose mine.
But he says, Oh Allah feed whoever will feed me and drink whoever was drunk me, give me a drink Have a drink.
And I said 1988
and then it was very hard.
And all what I have is a little bit of money as a pocket money and it was afraid to waste so I was suffering from hunger and thirsty. So I remember the guy sitting next to us, some of us and I don't know if someone knows where it is
it's about as if if you walk from here to the main street outside not too far
from the corner
so we went I went to the hotel
waiting in the second floor was the rest of the guys
boy, but he has abused for the usual 235 years of my size and about maybe 25 years old or so because he has a baby face.
He says my father wants to talk to you and says oh my god, that's a weird thing. And maybe the guy is so upset because we are on the way that women comes from that direction maybe he's upset because of that. Now he will punish us or he will give us our time. And if this is the size of the boy ask him how old are you sir? I tried to make the nice talk to you. He said nine years old. Oh my god, that is nine so out his father will look like if this is a sub.
So he got us inside
I found a
few columns. You never seen that size of column and in the middle of each column, you stray you thread and about 15 guides around each tray and he had the whole roasted sheep lay in under rice
lots of fruit I've never been invited to any
dinner or lunch like that in my life. And that was the first time and the last time
so everybody they understand the habits of some people are not aware of it.
So everybody just choose a tray and stuck to it but I
don't know what to do. And I didn't see the guys who when they went into the trade they disappeared from around me and they stand alone
I found the The Godfather came to me and he said you are well guess what he said like that? You sit here and it would be between that boy and his twin he has a twin
so if you try to imagine how how big I am between both of them. He said this man is your guests to give him
and those boys two boys two twin. They used to feed me as a baby
well, as good as if I never had in my life. I was begging them please enough say gee
I tried to swallow it the other one before I couldn't swallow you give me more. I said please guys, I would
need to pray anyway.
And that was a blessing
they gave me they gave me lots of lots of food beautiful food.
I don't know
whatever Yes, yes, yes.
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nothing in the
mean outward alonza for Canada caphyon Andrea Haider.
When he hears the guy is
guilty, he jumped and grabbed a knife
Who asked you to start on one of the shade that is not supposed to do that if you are a guest in the house and that house have gone through two or three or even, you cannot look at any one of them without permission of the master of the house. So he wanted to do a good meal prepared for us.
So he run through them, but once he saw that, he found the gutters of all the three sheets are so full. He'd never seen them before. He grabbed a big part, the family of
three to drink in a pot with that silence.
And this is the best of three of the
some of us compared it with you three brothers or sisters compared to that. Anyway. So he brought the full pot full of milk, and even the full of the milk on the on the top. That means the full and the milk is coming out. Always high speed as big a note. So he gave it to us.
the break, he was not surprised because he knows our feed and drink. So he had users
that said drink water. So he had music. He said
that like back and kept laughing laughing laughing
What did you do?
That is one of your mechanics. You must admit something. It says he told him the story that he is the one who had the share of Rasulullah sallallahu Sallam
smiled at him. He didn't criticize him. It didn't say oh you very bad. Allah will have revenge upon you or something. No. Hey Jake. It was a war chest and every time they remember that the use
of word which is the
cornerstone of your school of law.
younger Sahaba min min
we should have
an up to date
and this is the book of
yeah they feel that
well no no I imagine not
was in a tray in a tray of trading trading trading with other workers of your lawn 170 of all of a sudden the wife of Rasulullah saw the body
she said I will work
in a trade in terms of trading was gnarly man and now and soil.
God is a terrible guy not a bad guy, but he likes to make time
be taught as a young
So now when
he was hungry, he was in charge of the food of the train.
So I would say to him, can you give me extra food? He says no.
He says no. This is okay. I will do so much love for you.
I will let you really pissed off I will push you off
so no I'm done.
Went to some people they have the broad subcommittees. So
you know in general
what do you do to be
very defensive. This
is the man How are you?
Have you been
there yet so
Julian cannon cannot walk
matter what no matter what.
So he said, I want to make you
English, pay the price
that the four a year is used to give them food. So he went to some people who had plenty I was prepared for carrying heavy loads. He said, I have a very strong
sleep. I want to I want to say that
they agree to wipe that slate. He said, sleep has a great voice as a great body. And he speaks very good as it but he is kind of insane. He would he think he is free. His whole is a why'd
you take him under such foil was five cards. So they they did a deal with them. They gave him five comments. And he said it. Is there. That guy over there.
So he said he will tell you I am not a server. I'm not a slave.
Don't you believe you just take him and be nice to him. So they went and put the rope around the neck of the man that he says we walked through? He said no.
They said yes. We know your problem. He said
he said we know we know. All right. Don't worry, just the grab anyone
that asked about
protecting the food of the trip. They told him the story.
Behind this, he looked for the five cabins, which Nyman bedroom somewhere each of the five cabins retell it to the people that he had witness to be with. No, I learned that soil is not asleep. He is he broke the date and return the five cabins and really soil would pay the price for what he did to man. The last thing
also was done by
Roger was a troublemaker guy. So he says that y is also the last among guests of burning in the country and
look for him in a heartbeat
is Leonardo Da da
da da da da da da
una mujer de
la gente German man
had the German
as for us
is off in the
US How can you as a man as
You have to tell me where is he? So
that says our cloud. I don't know what is it
among his companions
on his calendar, he wants to pray in your budget. He shows up
next to the grocery list as you wish to pray inside.
And I know that guy troublemaker he was sitting among some of his friends who likes to make tricks like him. So he said, they said to him, You know what? Try to imagine that big, fat and caramel
and roasted. We didn't eat any meat long time ago. What could you go and discover that? Canada? He said, I'm afraid.
And he will be very mad with me. If he knew that I did that. He says we want to tell him anything. Just go. So he took a knife and the past while
while becoming standing, and you know, to slugger, Kevin, you don't have to cut the throat on the bed? No, you have to go to the chest with the neck, the neck, touch the chest. You have to just what you got to step in that point. So he's not at the current or the runaway now.
It's 716 Are you
he got to that point that the
another way while he was running away, he found that the guy who drank the milk of Rasulullah saucer from the first story I told you, he said, he told me he made the whole he says hide in this hole. He said Why? He says I did something it made people they were chasing me. So he let him slip in that hole and covered him with
was the leaf of the palm trees. So nobody goes Where is his place?
Man after he prayed he came out to write the covenant going this way. If
he screamed, oh, Mohammad helped me. They
jumped to see what the story was this guy screaming he found the cover.
He said that nobody was
next to home. It says oh my god, what is going on?
Where is locked out? You gotta tell me what is going on. So he said out
loud while he's pointing at the place which now imagine sleeping in
the the leaves of the palm tree and says, No, I know why you did. So he says my friends told me to slaughter it. And he says they will cover me up with you messenger of Allah so I obey the law.
So he said, Okay, once he saw my man for the dirt and dust, and the leaf of the palm trees stick to his face. He started to clean the face of my man. Look out it was some of
going man? What a fool What
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