Yvonne Ridley – From Captive to Convert

Yvonne Ridley
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The speaker discusses the history and importance of the Islam religion, including its downfall and use of Phone-Max during mass protests. They emphasize the importance of learning from the "has been there" meaningless messages and not rushing into mass protests. A woman discusses her conservative stance and desire to join the Muslim movement, as well as her past experiences with recent attacks and desire to become a part of the movement. The speaker promises to answer questions and observe the movement.
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And

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to say that the British people are not

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represented

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by president's

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by time and time and time to declare

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that he's,

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for his

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new document.

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Miss Miller Arrahmanir

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Rahim.

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Brothers,

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sisters,

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friends,

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assalamu alaykum.

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Welcome.

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It gives me tremendous pleasure

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to be in New Zealand

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and to share my story with so many

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of you tonight.

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Now I can see

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a lot of non Muslims in the room.

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Just relax, I'm not Islam's answer to Billy

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Graham.

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I want to share this story with you

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so you can enjoy it, maybe understand a

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little bit more about Islam.

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The title of the story is From Kabul

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to Kaaba, but

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I want to take you

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back a few weeks before I entered Kabul.

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I want to take you back to

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September 11.

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I bet everyone

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in this room

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can remember

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exactly where they were,

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who they were with,

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what they were doing

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when they heard about September 11.

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The Muslims that I have spoken to

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who saw the horrific

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events unfold on television

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told me

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that at the moment

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of the second plane going into the Twin

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Towers and realizing it was a terrorist strike,

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their first reaction

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was,

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please God, don't let this be the work

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of Muslims.

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I was in my

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newsroom in Fleet Street

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in London

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when I noticed

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people gathering around

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the television

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sets

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that were there.

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And I shouted over to somebody at the

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Sunday Express and said, what's going on?

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And they said, oh, there's been a terrible

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accident. There's a plane crashed into one of

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the Twin Towers in New York.

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And there's something compelling, isn't there, about

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live news

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breaking and live pictures.

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And I went up and joined everybody else

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and watched the drama

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unfold.

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And then we saw the 2nd plane going

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in.

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I've told you about the immediate reaction

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of Muslims.

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My immediate reaction was

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this is a big, big story. It's bigger

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than the assassination

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of JFK,

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could even be bigger than man landing on

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the moon.

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I've got to get out to New York.

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My reaction

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was different to those of the Muslims

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certainly.

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By the time I got to Heathrow Airport,

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the twin towers had imploded,

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the Pentagon had been hit, a plane had

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gone down in Pennsylvania,

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America was at war, it was under siege.

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Her airspace had been closed down, her borders

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had been sealed,

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and I physically couldn't

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get into the country no matter which airline

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or which route I looked at. It was

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impossible.

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And so I hung round Heathrow

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in and out for the next 4 days.

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Finally,

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I got that ticket for the first flight

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out to New York.

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And as I was making my way

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to the departure lounge,

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my phone went and it was my boss,

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the news editor.

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He said there's been a change of plans.

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We want you to go to Pakistan.

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I was furious.

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The contacts that I had been making were

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in New York.

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My clothes that I had packed were for

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New York.

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I'd never been to Pakistan.

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I probably needed injections.

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You know, what is this country? Why do

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you want to send me there?

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This is a Middle Eastern thing. Why don't

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I go to the Middle East? And he

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said, no. The story is going to unfold

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in

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in Pakistan

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and neighboring Afghanistan.

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Within 12 hours I arrived in Islamabad

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dressed for New York which went down very

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well as you can imagine.

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And over the next few days

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I

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started writing about people's hopes and fears for

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the impending

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war which was going to happen

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in neighboring Afghanistan

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where the richest country in the world

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was going to bomb the poorest country in

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the world.

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By the end of the week, 3,000

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journalists from around the world

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had joined me.

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They were in Peshawar,

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they were in Islamabad,

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and they were down in Quetta.

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Thousands of journalists from all over the world

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from print, radio,

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TV, the Internet, every form

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of communication

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you can imagine.

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I worked for a Sunday newspaper. I was

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the chief reporter of the Sunday Express,

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and I was trying to second guess

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what the news would be at the weekend.

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You get a chance to be more analytical.

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And I'm not a journalist who has ever

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been spoon fed

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from governments.

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I don't trust them.

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And so I began to think that the

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best story was probably in Afghanistan.

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From the ordinary people, the ordinary Afghan people,

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I wanted to know what their expectations

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and fears

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were.

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What life was like for them living under

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the Taliban.

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We'd read a lot of news.

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According to Bush and Blair, the Taliban was

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the most evil,

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brutal regime in the world.

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They subjugated

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and oppressed women.

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They killed them randomly.

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The tales that were coming out were terrible.

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I distinctly remember

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Tony Blair saying,

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these people are so evil

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they won't even let their children

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fly kites.

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And

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so I decided, well I need to find

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this out for myself.

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And I went to the Taliban

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embassy

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in Islamabad

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and I tried 3 times to get a

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visa

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and 3 times

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I was rejected.

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And so in the end,

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with my guides, I had got 2 or

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3 guides who were helping me,

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I decided to sneak into

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Afghanistan.

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The idea was planted in my head by

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the BBC's chief correspondent, John Simpson,

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who had put on a burqa

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and put his toe into Afghanistan

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and said, hey look, I've become invisible.

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And I thought, well if the BBC's

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gargantuan

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correspondent

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can become invisible,

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then surely

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it would be easy for me.

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And so we devised a plan that we

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would be part of a wedding party.

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I would go in with 2 guides. 1

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from the NWFP

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province in,

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Pakistan. The other one

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was born in Afghanistan.

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And we went in as a group. I

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put on the burqa. We drove through the

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Khyber Pass.

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That was another eye opening experience. I imagined

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the Khyber Pass to be about 30 yards

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long. It was 33 miles

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long.

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Winding dramatic

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mountainous roads.

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Amazing

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scenery.

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Traces of British imperialism

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everywhere.

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And then we went right down into a

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dust bowl known as Torquem,

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and there

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was no man's land.

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We got out of the car and started

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to walk towards

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the Taliban checkpoint

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where some very

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scary looking men with great big beards and

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big black turbans and Kalashnikovs

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were

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sitting, waiting.

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Suddenly I could hear my heart thump thump

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thump in my ears.

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And I'm beginning to think maybe this isn't

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such a good idea.

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I wanted to turn round and run away,

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but I'd gone beyond the point

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of no return.

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But it was as predicted.

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I had become

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invisible.

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I didn't even warrant

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a first look, never mind a second look,

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as we crossed the Taliban checkpoint.

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I think I was across

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on someone's

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ID papers.

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And we went across,

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we jumped into a taxi,

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and we

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headed for the 1st major city which was

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Jalalabad.

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I was very tense, very excited. I was

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going to see

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firsthand

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what life was like in one of the

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major cities in Afghanistan,

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in this male dominated

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regime

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where women were oppressed

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and subjugated

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according to Bush and Blair.

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When we pulled up at the marketplace,

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I was really surprised

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because there, who was doing all the shopping?

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The men.

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You can't get western men into supermarkets or

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to do the shopping.

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And there were all these men doing the

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shopping. I thought, well, this is a good

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sign.

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Of course, the reason for that was under

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the Taliban,

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regime, women were not allowed to talk to

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strange men,

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and strange men were any men other than

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a husband,

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a father, a brother, or a close male

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relative.

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So doing something as simple as buying a

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bag of sugar was virtually impossible unless you

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were related

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to the trader.

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There were women around.

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They were all wearing the burqa, and they

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were in the company of their mahram or

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male

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companion

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escort.

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I sat on the edge of the marketplace

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and watched.

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And there were lots of Taliban around, and

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people seemed very excited

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and very happy.

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They didn't seem as though they were about

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to be bombed by the most powerful nation

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in the world.

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People seemed relaxed

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and I was quite surprised.

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Our party then went with provisions

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to a tiny village, not even the size

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of this hall.

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And we went into the village and there

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was lots of tears and laughter

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as one of their own had returned, and

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he brought with him his cousin from the

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NWFP,

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his wife, his children,

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and then they said, well, who's that?

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Pointing at me.

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And he told them.

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He told them in past 2, I didn't

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understand the language, but I could tell from

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the reaction

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that they were not at all happy. Why

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on earth have you brought a Westerner into

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our midst at a time of war?

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That day,

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the Taliban spiritual leader, Mullah Omar, had just

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announced

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that anyone

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helping a Westerner

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would be executed.

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So naturally, they were angry, they were nervous,

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they were agitated.

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But within half an hour,

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the

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natural

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exuberance and hospitality

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and curiosity of the Afghan people

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overcame

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the villages

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and they started talking to me.

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The first was a a young girl in

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her twenties.

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And I said, what do you think about

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this

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impending war?

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And she said, I am so angry.

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I should be in a hospital

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by now,

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qualified as a doctor,

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ready to help my people, ready to save

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lives.

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People are going to be wounded in this

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war and I could help and save them.

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And I said, so what is your problem?

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She said, my training was stopped

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a couple of years ago.

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The Taliban closed down the training center

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and sent all the instructors home.

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And here I am now, back home, rotting

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away in this village when I should

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be helping my people.

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And I felt very sorry for her and

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I could feel her frustration.

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Here was a young ambitious girl and her

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life seemed to have been put in limbo.

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Just then her elder brother came in

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and he, through the translator, started talking and

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he also

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had been training to be a doctor

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at the very same medical school. And when

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it had closed down for financial reasons,

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he too had been sent home. So it

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wasn't

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just

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the girl who was being affected,

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her brother was as well.

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And as we were communicating

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with the help of the translator,

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an Afghan lady

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walked in

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and she looked at me very carefully and

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she put her hands on her hips and

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she really looked me up and down.

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And then she said through the translator,

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have you any children?

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And I said, yes I have a daughter.

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She said, just one.

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And I said, yes, just one.

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And she pushed me

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very strong. I lost my balance and went

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the other way.

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And she said, you English and American women,

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you are all so pathetic.

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All you can ever have is 1 or

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2 children.

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Me,

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I can have 15.

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And when you run out of your boy

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soldiers,

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I will be producing more.

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Don't think that Afghan women are shy retiring

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creatures.

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And I thought, well, if this is what

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the women are like what on earth are

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the men like?

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And I said, but aren't you afraid

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of

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America,

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of American soldiers?

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She said, dare one American soldier come into

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my village and I will get those pots

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and pans and I will fight him back

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myself.

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And I thought she probably would.

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Then she said, look I'm really sorry

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about this mishap.

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We're very sorry, but this mishap in New

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York, it has nothing to do with us.

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And she kept calling

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911

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a mishap.

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And I thought,

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you know, this is really provocative, this is

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so offensive, this is insulting, 6,000 plus people

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have died, that's what we thought at the

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time,

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and you're calling it a mishap.

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And then I realized

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that under the Taliban, televisions were banned.

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Nobody

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saw the dramatic images that we saw which

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were played on our TVs

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every day, day in day out for more

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than 2, 3 weeks.

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Whipping up the anger and the hysteria and

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the fear,

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watching the towers being hit, the towers imploding.

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They didn't see any of that.

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They lived in single story buildings.

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So trying to convey to them the full

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horror

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of someone trying to jump from the 101st

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floor rather than face the inferno inside

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was very very difficult.

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And that is why

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the Afghan people referred to

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9:11 as a mishap.

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But she said we're very sad but what

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has this got to do with us? Why

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do the Americans

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want to bomb us?

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We didn't do that.

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And her argument had some logic to it.

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As the afternoon progressed I could tell that

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people were getting more and more nervous by

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my presence in the village and we

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took some photographs after some persuasion

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and then we left. We thought we'll head

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back early.

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But by the time we got back to

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Torkham, the gates had closed, these great big

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metal gates,

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and we couldn't get through.

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Apparently,

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Pakistan had sealed the border. They weren't letting

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anybody

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in or out.

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We stayed overnight and the next morning we

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went back to the

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area of Torquem, and again

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the gates were closed.

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And I said to my guides, if I

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don't get back by a certain time my

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news editor will raise the alarm

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and there will be all sorts of panic.

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And one of the guides said, well, we

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can go through a smuggling route.

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And my eyes lit up at this. I

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thought this is very exciting.

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This will give me something to write about

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and add to the humanitarian

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report that I will be doing and I

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said, great.

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Okay. And I imagine that we'd be going

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through

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narrow mountain passes and ducking from bush to

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bush, and it would be really

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exciting

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because

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the border with Afghanistan

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is about 1400

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kilometers long and there are said to be

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about 300, 400 smuggling routes. So you can

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imagine how

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porous

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the border is.

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And so we went to this area called

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Dour Barber

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but there was nothing

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secretive about it. In fact, there was probably

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more people in Doubaba

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than there are in this room tonight.

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There were camel traders, there were donkey traders,

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there were people

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selling refreshments,

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people selling carpets,

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There were Afghan families with all their goods

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packed into handcarts

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heading

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towards Pakistan.

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Unable to bear facing yet another war in

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their country,

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wanting to get to the safety of Pakistan.

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And there were lots of young men

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striding

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over from Pakistan

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looking for Taliban recruiting officers because they wanted

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to sign up and fight with the Taliban

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against the great Satan,

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as they referred to America.

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By this time,

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the Afghan shoes I had been wearing were

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cutting into my feet and they were bleeding

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and sore,

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And I complained, and one of my guides

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said, well, we're only 10 minutes away from

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the border, but we can

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go by donkey.

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And he said, can you ride a donkey?

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I thought, can I ride a donkey? You

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know, I can ride a horse, I can

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jump with a horse. Look at these donkeys,

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they're smaller.

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They're the same shape and size. It's same

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shape, you know, and they they look more

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or less the same but they're smaller, probably

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easier to control. Of course, I can ride

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a donkey.

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So

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we set off and did a deal with,

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this man. I never understood how we were

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hiring it, how he was going to get

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it back, but

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he was happy to part with the donkey.

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And I got on its back.

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Now I don't know if it sensed that

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it had an infidel on its back or

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what, but it just bolted.

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And it tore through this area.

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And my feet were waving, my arms were

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waving,

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the wind caught the burqa that I was

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wearing

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and billowed the burqa which made the creature

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even more frightened and it ran even faster.

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I was screaming my arms like this. I

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must have looked like a giant bat

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trying to balance on this

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wretched beast which was out of control.

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And as I move forward to try

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and get hold of the reins just to

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stop it,

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the one piece of equipment that I had

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taken with me,

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a camera

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banned under the Taliban,

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slipped out of the folds of my burqa

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right into the passing view of a Taliban

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soldier.

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He saw this and went crazy.

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Now I don't know

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whether the donkey

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stopped and threw me off,

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whether he stopped the donkey and pulled me

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off.

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What happened, I really can't remember. All I

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remember is hitting the ground at a great

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rate of speed

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and then picking myself up. And as I

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drew myself up,

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I looked straight into the face of this

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Taliban

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soldier through the grill

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of my burqa.

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And he was screaming

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and shouting

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at me.

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When I got back to London,

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some of my girlfriends said,

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what was going through your mind at that

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precise moment when you knew the game was

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up?

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And I said, well,

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for a nanosecond,

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and I said it was a nanosecond,

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I looked at this Taliban

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soldier and I thought, my goodness, you're gorgeous.

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He had

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the most amazing green

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emerald eyes.

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Very high cheekbones

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and a great big beard with a life

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of its own. Very very striking. But as

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I say, it was a nanosecond.

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And then I thought, oh,

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I've been caught.

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So I took my camera off and I

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handed it to him. And then I closed

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my eyes waiting to be

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shot in the head.

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And when I opened my eyes after a

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few seconds, he'd gone.

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He'd gone over to the man who hired

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the donkeys. He wanted to know

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who is in charge of this woman.

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And then he would get to the bottom

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of the camera.

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I was delighted. I thought I can get

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away. He still doesn't realize that there's a

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westerner

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under the burqa.

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And I turned and went to attach myself

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to another group

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to follow them

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over the border.

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And as I walked away,

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I looked behind and by this time a

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crowd of about a 100 men had surrounded

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my 2 guides.

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And the soldier was in the middle and

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he's screaming and shouting and waving the camera

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at him.

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1 of the guides had been smacked across

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the face and he had a * nose,

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and the other one was trying to calm

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down

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the situation.

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And I looked and I thought, I can't

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leave them behind.

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Although we had made an agreement that if

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things did go pear shaped, none of us

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knew each other,

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I couldn't abandon them. And so I went

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back.

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And I tried to push my way through

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these very angry men.

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And they pushed me back. This was man's

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business. It had nothing to do with a

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woman.

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So in the end, I

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removed my burger

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and said in a very loud voice, will

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somebody

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let me through?

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You could have heard a pin drop.

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And then there was a parting like the

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Red Sea

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as I walked towards the handsome soldier who

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by this time was looking really gormless because

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his jaw just dropped

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as he saw a westerner,

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a blonde haired, blue eyed come towards him.

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And I thought he is going to be

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so happy

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to have got his hands on a westerner

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that he'll forget all about my 2 guides.

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And as I walked, I shot them a

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sideways glance.

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And I could see by the full horror

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on their face

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that just when they thought things couldn't get

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any worse,

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they had.

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I had emerged.

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I went up to the soldier, demanded the

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return

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of my camera,

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and once he'd recovered,

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he got the 3 of us and we

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were bundled into a vehicle

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and taken off in the direction

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of Jalalabad.

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During the

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journey,

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the driver and the Taliban soldier had a

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very fierce exchange, and they kept looking back

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at me

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and arguing and looking back. And suddenly, the

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driver did an emergency

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stop.

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The soldier asked me to get out of

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the car.

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And then

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he took me to this

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raised piece of ground

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and asked me to stand on it

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from the way he was motioning. So I

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stood on this

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raised piece of ground

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and then he went off. He went marching

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off to my left and I thought, where's

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he gone?

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And I'm standing there, rigid with fear,

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don't move on this little tiny hill.

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And I'm looking around and then I all

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I can see

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are stones and pebbles and rocks.

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And I thought,

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this is the stoning corner.

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I'm going to be stoned. He's gone off

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to get a crowd.

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He's probably gone off somewhere to say, hey,

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I've got a westerner stoning in 10 minutes.

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So I'm standing there and I'm looking down,

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and all I could see was blood red

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nail varnish coming up from my toes. I'd

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lost my socks and shoes in the melee.

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And I thought, oh no.

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Nail varnish is banned under the Taliban. If

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they see my toes they'll probably chop them

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off 1 by 1. So I try to

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cover

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my toes

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as well.

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And I don't know what it is about

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Afghanistan.

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The place can be deserted one minute

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and in the next 20 seconds you can

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have a crowd.

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And about 20 seconds later, there were about

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80

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scary looking men

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staring back at me,

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and they were getting closer

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and closer.

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Of course, I'm thinking that they're getting closer

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and closer

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so they can take a good aim when

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the stoning starts.

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And I'm looking around at them and trying

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to find

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a kind face,

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maybe a hero,

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somebody

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who will come to my defense,

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and I couldn't see one. Everybody just looked

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really hostile.

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Of course, the reason why they were getting

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closer and closer

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was to have a better look. Because

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in

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Taliban ruled Afghanistan,

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no man saw another woman's face unless she

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was a mother, a sister, or a daughter,

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or a close female relative.

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So seeing me would be a bit like

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seeing a panda in the zoo for the

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first time.

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So they were getting closer. Of course, I'm

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thinking they're getting closer so they can take

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aim when the stoning starts.

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I mean, we can laugh about it now,

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but I really thought

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that the final

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minutes of my life were being played out

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in this Godforsaken

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area.

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And as I looked around,

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they say that your life flashes before you.

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Mine didn't. I'm just thinking how can I

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get out of this situation?

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And then I remembered

00:29:20 --> 00:29:22

my time as a Sunday school teacher.

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And there was a biblical scene

00:29:26 --> 00:29:30

where Jesus had said at a stoning, let

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him without sin

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cast the first stone.

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So I thought, right,

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I'm going to say that.

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Of course it never occurred to me they

00:29:40 --> 00:29:42

wouldn't be able to understand me.

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But I thought, no, I'm going to say,

00:29:45 --> 00:29:48

okay then, bring it on, but let him

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without sin cast the first stone. And so

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I'm playing this out in my mind, and

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then I'm looking round, and

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I thought, no, there's probably some pious so

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and so at the back saying, that's me,

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and he'll start the stoning.

00:30:01 --> 00:30:03

So all of this is going through my

00:30:03 --> 00:30:04

mind

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when suddenly

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the Taliban soldier returns

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and he has with him a woman wearing

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a burqa.

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She comes up behind me and turns me

00:30:15 --> 00:30:16

around very briskly

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and starts to frisk me.

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And I thought, oh, they're not going to

00:30:22 --> 00:30:24

kill me. Well, not just yet anyway. They're

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trying to find out

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if I'm carrying any weapons.

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And isn't it strange that he's gone off

00:30:31 --> 00:30:33

to get a woman? You know, why wouldn't

00:30:33 --> 00:30:35

he just search me himself?

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Obviously, showing more courtesy than British police.

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And so

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all the fear that I had felt and

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the terror just melted away with relief, and

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then I became very angry.

00:30:50 --> 00:30:52

Those men had made me feel as though

00:30:52 --> 00:30:54

I was going to die.

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So I pulled away from the Afghan woman

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and I swung around at these

00:30:59 --> 00:31:00

wretched men.

00:31:01 --> 00:31:03

And I was wearing, I want you to

00:31:03 --> 00:31:05

picture the scene. My burqa had gone but

00:31:05 --> 00:31:07

I was wearing a shalwar kameez,

00:31:08 --> 00:31:08

the

00:31:09 --> 00:31:09

trousers

00:31:10 --> 00:31:13

and an orange dress down to the knees.

00:31:14 --> 00:31:17

And I swung around at these men very

00:31:17 --> 00:31:20

angry and I said, I am not carrying

00:31:20 --> 00:31:21

any weapons.

00:31:21 --> 00:31:24

And to emphasize this, I picked up the

00:31:24 --> 00:31:26

hem of my dress and said, look.

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Well, there was a collective sharp intake of

00:31:33 --> 00:31:33

breath.

00:31:34 --> 00:31:37

And then they all turned round and ran

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as though the devil was snapping at their

00:31:39 --> 00:31:40

heels.

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I don't know if any of you have

00:31:44 --> 00:31:47

seen the Carry On film where the Scottish

00:31:47 --> 00:31:50

regiment lift up their kilts at the natives

00:31:50 --> 00:31:52

and they run off, but it was the

00:31:52 --> 00:31:53

same effect.

00:31:54 --> 00:31:56

Of course, this was highly inappropriate

00:31:57 --> 00:31:59

behavior for a woman in Afghanistan,

00:31:59 --> 00:32:01

as I was to find out.

00:32:01 --> 00:32:04

And the lady wearing the burka swung me

00:32:04 --> 00:32:06

back round and whacked me across the face.

00:32:07 --> 00:32:09

She was in such a state of shock

00:32:09 --> 00:32:10

at this vulgar

00:32:11 --> 00:32:11

display.

00:32:12 --> 00:32:15

Anyway, having established that I'm not carrying any

00:32:15 --> 00:32:19

weapons, I was then bundled back into the

00:32:19 --> 00:32:21

car and driven off to Jalalabad.

00:32:23 --> 00:32:26

I was taken into the intelligence headquarters and

00:32:26 --> 00:32:28

introduced to the head of intelligence

00:32:29 --> 00:32:29

who understood

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a little bit of English.

00:32:32 --> 00:32:33

I apologized

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for causing any inconvenience

00:32:35 --> 00:32:36

and

00:32:37 --> 00:32:38

he asked me to

00:32:38 --> 00:32:42

write down my personal details and telephone contacts

00:32:42 --> 00:32:44

to prove that I was

00:32:44 --> 00:32:45

a journalist.

00:32:46 --> 00:32:47

After I had done that,

00:32:48 --> 00:32:50

he said, we are about to eat.

00:32:51 --> 00:32:53

You must have something to eat. And I

00:32:53 --> 00:32:55

said, well, that's very kind but I need

00:32:55 --> 00:32:57

to use the telephone

00:32:57 --> 00:32:57

first.

00:32:58 --> 00:33:01

And he said, no. You can't use the

00:33:01 --> 00:33:01

phone.

00:33:02 --> 00:33:03

So I said, in that case,

00:33:04 --> 00:33:06

I won't eat either as a guest or

00:33:06 --> 00:33:08

a prisoner of the Taliban until I can

00:33:08 --> 00:33:09

use the phone.

00:33:09 --> 00:33:11

And what started then was the war of

00:33:11 --> 00:33:14

attrition, which was to last 10 days.

00:33:15 --> 00:33:18

Now you would think that the most evil

00:33:18 --> 00:33:19

brutal regime in the world

00:33:20 --> 00:33:21

couldn't care less

00:33:21 --> 00:33:24

if one of their prisoners had gone on

00:33:24 --> 00:33:25

hunger strike,

00:33:25 --> 00:33:28

but these men were very very upset.

00:33:29 --> 00:33:29

Despite

00:33:30 --> 00:33:31

my protest

00:33:31 --> 00:33:33

saying I'm not eating,

00:33:34 --> 00:33:37

every morning, noon, and night, they would bring

00:33:37 --> 00:33:40

me food. They would lay out a cloth

00:33:40 --> 00:33:41

on the floor, beautiful

00:33:43 --> 00:33:44

carpeted floor, by the way.

00:33:45 --> 00:33:47

And, they would put down some bread,

00:33:48 --> 00:33:49

some stew,

00:33:50 --> 00:33:51

and,

00:33:52 --> 00:33:53

some rice.

00:33:53 --> 00:33:56

And they would bring in a jug of

00:33:56 --> 00:33:57

water and a bowl

00:33:57 --> 00:34:01

and they would wash my hands and they

00:34:01 --> 00:34:02

would tell me

00:34:02 --> 00:34:05

in broken English, you are our sister,

00:34:05 --> 00:34:06

you are our guest,

00:34:07 --> 00:34:08

we want you to be happy.

00:34:09 --> 00:34:12

And I thought, what sort of evil brutal

00:34:12 --> 00:34:15

regime is this? Don't they understand the job

00:34:15 --> 00:34:16

description?

00:34:16 --> 00:34:18

And I'm thinking, you know,

00:34:19 --> 00:34:21

this is just a trick. They're trying to

00:34:21 --> 00:34:24

soften me up. And then the really bad

00:34:24 --> 00:34:26

guys will come in with the

00:34:26 --> 00:34:27

electrodes.

00:34:28 --> 00:34:29

In fact, isn't it strange?

00:34:30 --> 00:34:31

Everything

00:34:32 --> 00:34:34

that I thought would have happened to me

00:34:34 --> 00:34:37

under this so called savage primitive regime

00:34:38 --> 00:34:39

happened

00:34:39 --> 00:34:40

to,

00:34:41 --> 00:34:43

prisoners in Abu Ghraib, in Guantanamo

00:34:44 --> 00:34:47

Bay, and other US holding facilities,

00:34:47 --> 00:34:50

which always prompts me to say, thank God

00:34:50 --> 00:34:53

I was captured by the most evil brutal

00:34:53 --> 00:34:55

regime in the world and not by the

00:34:55 --> 00:34:55

Americans.

00:35:06 --> 00:35:08

By the 3rd day,

00:35:08 --> 00:35:11

they called the doctor. Not that I was

00:35:11 --> 00:35:14

feeling unwell at all but they called the

00:35:14 --> 00:35:16

doctor and he came, a little man who

00:35:16 --> 00:35:17

trained in Germany.

00:35:18 --> 00:35:21

And he looked in my eyes, my ear,

00:35:21 --> 00:35:22

took my pulse,

00:35:23 --> 00:35:26

looked in my mouth, and I thought,

00:35:26 --> 00:35:28

they do this, don't they, on death row

00:35:28 --> 00:35:31

in Texas just before they're going to execute

00:35:31 --> 00:35:33

somebody. They like to make sure

00:35:34 --> 00:35:35

that they're fit and healthy.

00:35:37 --> 00:35:39

And then he took my blood pressure.

00:35:40 --> 00:35:42

And something bothered him

00:35:42 --> 00:35:44

because he then took it again.

00:35:44 --> 00:35:47

And I said, yes, I know I have

00:35:47 --> 00:35:48

high blood pressure.

00:35:49 --> 00:35:51

And he said, no you don't. Your blood

00:35:51 --> 00:35:52

pressure is normal.

00:35:52 --> 00:35:54

I said, don't be so ridiculous.

00:35:54 --> 00:35:56

It can't be normal. You know, I'm about

00:35:56 --> 00:35:58

to be killed by the Taliban. How on

00:35:58 --> 00:36:00

earth is my blood pressure

00:36:00 --> 00:36:01

normal?

00:36:01 --> 00:36:03

And he said, look, and he did it

00:36:03 --> 00:36:03

again.

00:36:05 --> 00:36:06

And it was normal.

00:36:07 --> 00:36:09

I said, there you are. 3 days with

00:36:09 --> 00:36:11

the Taliban and you've cured my blood pressure.

00:36:11 --> 00:36:12

Thank you very much.

00:36:14 --> 00:36:16

On the 5th day,

00:36:16 --> 00:36:18

there was a little guy called Hamid,

00:36:19 --> 00:36:22

the doctor's son actually, who acted as the

00:36:22 --> 00:36:25

translator and he came running into my room

00:36:25 --> 00:36:26

very very excited.

00:36:27 --> 00:36:29

He said, you are on the front page

00:36:29 --> 00:36:30

of the papers.

00:36:31 --> 00:36:33

And he brought in the weekly

00:36:33 --> 00:36:34

paper from Jalalabad.

00:36:35 --> 00:36:38

And although photographs were banned under the Taliban,

00:36:38 --> 00:36:41

there were two pictures of me from Reuters

00:36:41 --> 00:36:42

on the front page

00:36:43 --> 00:36:46

with a little story and headlines that took

00:36:46 --> 00:36:47

over half the page.

00:36:48 --> 00:36:50

The headlines looked longer than the story.

00:36:51 --> 00:36:54

And I said, what does the headline say?

00:36:54 --> 00:36:56

And he read it out and he said,

00:36:56 --> 00:36:57

it says

00:36:57 --> 00:37:00

the Taliban has cured Yvonne, released blood pressure

00:37:00 --> 00:37:01

and she's very happy.

00:37:06 --> 00:37:08

Not the catchiest of headlines.

00:37:14 --> 00:37:15

During those 6 days

00:37:16 --> 00:37:17

in Jalalabad

00:37:18 --> 00:37:19

a procession

00:37:19 --> 00:37:20

of very

00:37:20 --> 00:37:21

scary,

00:37:21 --> 00:37:24

fierce looking men came into the room and

00:37:24 --> 00:37:25

through Hamid

00:37:26 --> 00:37:28

asked me questions and the interrogations

00:37:29 --> 00:37:31

would go on and on until maybe 8,

00:37:31 --> 00:37:33

9 o'clock at night.

00:37:35 --> 00:37:36

They never physically

00:37:37 --> 00:37:38

threatened me.

00:37:38 --> 00:37:40

The worst thing that they said to me

00:37:40 --> 00:37:42

was if you don't tell us the truth,

00:37:42 --> 00:37:44

you will be here for 20 years.

00:37:45 --> 00:37:47

I assured them that they would get sick

00:37:47 --> 00:37:48

long before I did.

00:37:50 --> 00:37:51

And

00:37:52 --> 00:37:52

I had,

00:37:53 --> 00:37:56

decided on quite a risky strategy really. I

00:37:56 --> 00:37:59

had decided to be the prisoner from *.

00:38:00 --> 00:38:02

I had bought into the propaganda,

00:38:02 --> 00:38:04

you see, that this was the most evil

00:38:04 --> 00:38:06

brutal regime in the world, and it didn't

00:38:06 --> 00:38:09

matter what I said or did, they were

00:38:09 --> 00:38:10

going to kill me at the end of

00:38:10 --> 00:38:11

the day

00:38:11 --> 00:38:12

when they wanted to.

00:38:13 --> 00:38:15

And so I just thought if I'm nice,

00:38:15 --> 00:38:17

they're gonna kill me. If I'm nasty, they're

00:38:17 --> 00:38:20

gonna kill me. Well, I'm just gonna go

00:38:20 --> 00:38:22

down fighting. And so I was very

00:38:22 --> 00:38:24

abusive and aggressive.

00:38:25 --> 00:38:27

And the harder I pushed them,

00:38:28 --> 00:38:31

the nicer they were. And they would say,

00:38:31 --> 00:38:32

why are you angry?

00:38:33 --> 00:38:34

You are our guest.

00:38:34 --> 00:38:35

You are our sister.

00:38:38 --> 00:38:40

Hamid had to translate my words.

00:38:41 --> 00:38:42

And one day he said to me,

00:38:43 --> 00:38:46

I am terrified of these people and you

00:38:46 --> 00:38:48

should be as well. And it's not nice

00:38:48 --> 00:38:51

for me to translate your words. I get

00:38:51 --> 00:38:52

scared.

00:38:53 --> 00:38:55

On the 6th day,

00:38:56 --> 00:38:58

Hamad came to see me and his face

00:38:58 --> 00:39:00

was nearly black with fear. His mouth was

00:39:00 --> 00:39:03

so dry he could hardly talk.

00:39:03 --> 00:39:06

And he said, you have a very important

00:39:06 --> 00:39:06

visitor.

00:39:08 --> 00:39:10

And I said, who is it? He said,

00:39:10 --> 00:39:12

I can't tell you but you must be

00:39:13 --> 00:39:13

respectful.

00:39:14 --> 00:39:16

I said, well, who is it? Is it

00:39:16 --> 00:39:18

Mullah Omar? And he said, please

00:39:19 --> 00:39:20

just be respectful.

00:39:21 --> 00:39:23

You have to show some respect.

00:39:23 --> 00:39:25

This is a very very

00:39:25 --> 00:39:26

important person.

00:39:27 --> 00:39:29

So I'm thinking I wonder who it can

00:39:29 --> 00:39:30

be.

00:39:32 --> 00:39:34

10 minutes later there was a knock on

00:39:34 --> 00:39:35

the door.

00:39:35 --> 00:39:37

Although I was the prisoner, I had my

00:39:37 --> 00:39:39

own key. And so

00:39:39 --> 00:39:41

I unlocked the door,

00:39:44 --> 00:39:45

opened it,

00:39:46 --> 00:39:47

Hamad stood aside,

00:39:48 --> 00:39:50

and there in front of me

00:39:50 --> 00:39:53

was a man who made my blood run

00:39:53 --> 00:39:54

cold.

00:39:54 --> 00:39:56

The hair on the back of my neck

00:39:56 --> 00:39:57

lifted.

00:39:58 --> 00:40:02

For 6 days I had avoided talking about

00:40:02 --> 00:40:03

religion,

00:40:04 --> 00:40:06

and there in front of me was a

00:40:06 --> 00:40:08

religious cleric, a Milano.

00:40:10 --> 00:40:12

And everything in Afghanistan

00:40:12 --> 00:40:15

is dirty, ripped, and torn, and dusty.

00:40:15 --> 00:40:17

He was wearing an immaculate

00:40:17 --> 00:40:20

ivory gown, one which went right down to

00:40:20 --> 00:40:23

the ground. The Taliban's clothes were above their

00:40:23 --> 00:40:24

ankles.

00:40:25 --> 00:40:27

This guy's clothes were right down to the

00:40:27 --> 00:40:29

ground. You couldn't see his feet. And he

00:40:29 --> 00:40:30

had a great big

00:40:31 --> 00:40:32

ivory turban.

00:40:33 --> 00:40:34

A very

00:40:34 --> 00:40:35

modest beard

00:40:36 --> 00:40:37

by Afghan standards.

00:40:37 --> 00:40:40

Very light brown modest beard

00:40:41 --> 00:40:42

and light brown eyes.

00:40:44 --> 00:40:46

And he had beads which he moved, like

00:40:46 --> 00:40:48

rosary beads which he moved 2 at a

00:40:48 --> 00:40:49

time.

00:40:51 --> 00:40:52

And there was something else

00:40:53 --> 00:40:54

about him

00:40:54 --> 00:40:56

that I thought was weird.

00:40:56 --> 00:40:59

And when I mentioned it to my first

00:41:00 --> 00:41:01

Muslim crowd,

00:41:02 --> 00:41:03

a few of them went alhamdulillah.

00:41:04 --> 00:41:05

When I told them, I said there was

00:41:05 --> 00:41:07

something really weird

00:41:07 --> 00:41:10

about this guy. He had a shine on

00:41:10 --> 00:41:11

his face.

00:41:12 --> 00:41:14

It was like a light on the inside

00:41:14 --> 00:41:15

coming out.

00:41:15 --> 00:41:18

I've never seen anything like it before.

00:41:19 --> 00:41:20

And I was told

00:41:21 --> 00:41:23

by my Muslim friends back in London,

00:41:24 --> 00:41:25

this is the nur,

00:41:26 --> 00:41:27

the light

00:41:27 --> 00:41:30

that comes out of somebody who is very

00:41:30 --> 00:41:31

pious,

00:41:31 --> 00:41:32

very practicing,

00:41:33 --> 00:41:34

a very good person.

00:41:35 --> 00:41:37

I didn't know that at the time. I

00:41:37 --> 00:41:39

just thought there's something weird and spooky

00:41:40 --> 00:41:41

about this guy.

00:41:43 --> 00:41:44

After I recovered,

00:41:44 --> 00:41:47

I moved aside and invited him into

00:41:48 --> 00:41:48

my

00:41:49 --> 00:41:52

room. And he was so graceful and elegant.

00:41:52 --> 00:41:54

He didn't even seem to walk. He just

00:41:55 --> 00:41:56

glided in

00:41:57 --> 00:41:58

and glided down.

00:41:59 --> 00:42:00

And I sat

00:42:00 --> 00:42:03

opposite him and Hamid acted as the translator.

00:42:04 --> 00:42:06

And he said,

00:42:06 --> 00:42:08

what is your religion?

00:42:08 --> 00:42:10

And I thought, oh, here we go.

00:42:12 --> 00:42:13

I said, I'm a Christian.

00:42:13 --> 00:42:16

He said, yes, but what sort of Christian?

00:42:16 --> 00:42:18

Are you a Roman Catholic? Are you a

00:42:18 --> 00:42:18

Protestant?

00:42:19 --> 00:42:21

I said, I'm a Protestant

00:42:21 --> 00:42:23

from the Church of England.

00:42:24 --> 00:42:27

And he's smiling and moving his beads and

00:42:27 --> 00:42:29

he said, and what do you think

00:42:29 --> 00:42:30

of Islam?

00:42:32 --> 00:42:33

Oh, I said, it's fantastic.

00:42:34 --> 00:42:35

It's absolutely

00:42:35 --> 00:42:36

wonderful.

00:42:40 --> 00:42:42

Of course, I knew nothing about Islam,

00:42:42 --> 00:42:44

very little. And the little that I knew

00:42:44 --> 00:42:47

was totally wrong as it turned out. And

00:42:47 --> 00:42:48

I went

00:42:48 --> 00:42:50

off in praise for 2 minutes of this

00:42:50 --> 00:42:52

faith that I knew so little about.

00:42:53 --> 00:42:56

And he smiled and he moved his beads

00:42:56 --> 00:42:57

and then

00:42:57 --> 00:42:58

when I finally

00:42:58 --> 00:42:59

stopped

00:43:00 --> 00:43:01

running out of adjectives,

00:43:02 --> 00:43:03

he said,

00:43:03 --> 00:43:04

Islam

00:43:05 --> 00:43:05

is a beautiful

00:43:06 --> 00:43:06

religion.

00:43:08 --> 00:43:10

I couldn't agree more. And then again I

00:43:10 --> 00:43:12

ran off in praise of Islam.

00:43:13 --> 00:43:15

And he smiled as he listened

00:43:15 --> 00:43:17

and Hamid translated.

00:43:18 --> 00:43:19

And I said, do you know

00:43:20 --> 00:43:21

the people around here

00:43:22 --> 00:43:23

are so

00:43:24 --> 00:43:26

passionate about their faith that they pray

00:43:27 --> 00:43:29

5 times a day. I know because I've

00:43:29 --> 00:43:32

watched and counted it. And he looked. He

00:43:32 --> 00:43:34

must have thought you stupid woman, but I

00:43:34 --> 00:43:38

didn't realize that Muslims are expected to pray

00:43:38 --> 00:43:40

5 times a day.

00:43:41 --> 00:43:43

So he moved his beads

00:43:43 --> 00:43:45

and then he said, so

00:43:46 --> 00:43:47

you would like to convert.

00:43:49 --> 00:43:51

And I thought he's led me into a

00:43:51 --> 00:43:52

blind alley here.

00:43:53 --> 00:43:55

If I say yes, I'll convert,

00:43:56 --> 00:43:59

he'll accuse me of being fickle and insincere

00:44:01 --> 00:44:02

and he'll say take her away and have

00:44:02 --> 00:44:03

her stoned.

00:44:04 --> 00:44:07

If I say, no, I'm not interested,

00:44:07 --> 00:44:11

he'll say, how dare you insult Islam. Take

00:44:11 --> 00:44:13

her away and have her stoned.

00:44:13 --> 00:44:14

So I'm

00:44:14 --> 00:44:16

trying to come up with the

00:44:16 --> 00:44:17

right answer.

00:44:18 --> 00:44:20

And then in the end I said, look

00:44:20 --> 00:44:23

I can't make such a life changing decision

00:44:23 --> 00:44:24

while I'm in prison

00:44:25 --> 00:44:25

but

00:44:26 --> 00:44:28

if you let me go, I promise I

00:44:28 --> 00:44:29

will read the Quran

00:44:30 --> 00:44:32

and I will study Islam.

00:44:33 --> 00:44:35

And he smiled and he didn't say anything

00:44:35 --> 00:44:38

more. And he rose up and he glided

00:44:38 --> 00:44:39

out.

00:44:39 --> 00:44:41

Hamad went scuttling after him.

00:44:42 --> 00:44:45

And he returned a few minutes later

00:44:45 --> 00:44:46

and he said,

00:44:48 --> 00:44:48

you're going.

00:44:49 --> 00:44:52

You're going home on a red crescent plane.

00:44:52 --> 00:44:55

Well, I punched the air and congratulated

00:44:55 --> 00:44:56

myself for having

00:44:57 --> 00:45:00

dealt with this Milana, this religious man

00:45:00 --> 00:45:02

in such a clever way.

00:45:03 --> 00:45:05

And within a few minutes,

00:45:06 --> 00:45:06

I

00:45:06 --> 00:45:08

the little goods that I had accrued were

00:45:08 --> 00:45:10

in a plastic bag,

00:45:10 --> 00:45:12

and off I was in a truck

00:45:13 --> 00:45:14

heading for Kabul.

00:45:17 --> 00:45:18

7 hours later,

00:45:19 --> 00:45:21

after a dusty, bumpy

00:45:21 --> 00:45:22

ride,

00:45:22 --> 00:45:24

we came into Kabul

00:45:24 --> 00:45:27

and drove straight past the airport.

00:45:27 --> 00:45:29

But I was okay. I just thought, well,

00:45:30 --> 00:45:32

there are other Westerners being held by the

00:45:32 --> 00:45:32

Taliban.

00:45:34 --> 00:45:36

We're probably gonna pick them up. All I

00:45:36 --> 00:45:38

know is that I'm going home on a

00:45:38 --> 00:45:40

Red Crescent plane.

00:45:41 --> 00:45:44

That night, I was to find out another

00:45:44 --> 00:45:46

aspect to the character

00:45:46 --> 00:45:48

of the Afghan people.

00:45:49 --> 00:45:52

They don't like giving you bad news.

00:45:53 --> 00:45:55

They don't like telling you anything that will

00:45:55 --> 00:45:59

upset you or cause an adverse reaction.

00:46:00 --> 00:46:03

And so we drove past the airport,

00:46:04 --> 00:46:06

and then we pulled into a really

00:46:07 --> 00:46:10

grim prison. Everything that you would imagine

00:46:10 --> 00:46:12

a 3rd world prison

00:46:12 --> 00:46:13

to be.

00:46:14 --> 00:46:17

And I was asked to get out and

00:46:17 --> 00:46:19

I got out and we walked down this

00:46:19 --> 00:46:21

dark dingy corridor

00:46:22 --> 00:46:24

and then they pushed open this little metal

00:46:24 --> 00:46:26

door with a little spy hole in it.

00:46:27 --> 00:46:30

And there, sitting on a concrete floor, were

00:46:30 --> 00:46:32

2 Afghan women, 1 with a babe in

00:46:32 --> 00:46:34

arms and the other one heavily pregnant.

00:46:35 --> 00:46:36

And they said,

00:46:37 --> 00:46:39

tonight you will stay here. And I said,

00:46:39 --> 00:46:41

no, no, no, no. You've made a mistake.

00:46:41 --> 00:46:43

I am going home

00:46:43 --> 00:46:45

on a Red Crescent plane.

00:46:45 --> 00:46:47

Of course the thing is when you

00:46:48 --> 00:46:49

lead someone on,

00:46:50 --> 00:46:52

you have to deliver the bad news at

00:46:52 --> 00:46:55

some point and so the bad news was

00:46:55 --> 00:46:58

delivered to me then. You're going nowhere. You

00:46:58 --> 00:47:00

were a bad woman. You entered our country

00:47:01 --> 00:47:01

illegally

00:47:02 --> 00:47:03

without a passport.

00:47:03 --> 00:47:05

You have to be punished.

00:47:06 --> 00:47:09

I screamed and shouted there was no way

00:47:09 --> 00:47:11

I was going to go into this cell

00:47:11 --> 00:47:13

and to get me out and get me

00:47:13 --> 00:47:14

to the airport.

00:47:15 --> 00:47:17

And I said to them, you can't do

00:47:17 --> 00:47:19

this to me, I'm British.

00:47:20 --> 00:47:22

And they smiled.

00:47:25 --> 00:47:26

Just then

00:47:26 --> 00:47:26

another

00:47:27 --> 00:47:28

cell door opened

00:47:29 --> 00:47:31

and 6 women wearing hijabs

00:47:32 --> 00:47:33

came out.

00:47:34 --> 00:47:36

And one of them said to me, are

00:47:36 --> 00:47:37

you from the Red Cross?

00:47:40 --> 00:47:42

I said, you speak English? And she said,

00:47:42 --> 00:47:43

well, I'm Australian.

00:47:44 --> 00:47:46

These 3 are Germans and the other 2

00:47:46 --> 00:47:48

are Americans. And I went, oh my God,

00:47:48 --> 00:47:50

you're the Christians, the

00:47:50 --> 00:47:52

charity workers who were locked up for trying

00:47:52 --> 00:47:54

to convert Muslims to Christianity.

00:47:56 --> 00:47:57

And they said yes. And I said, look,

00:47:57 --> 00:48:00

there's been a terrible mistake. I'm supposed to

00:48:00 --> 00:48:02

be going home on a Red Crescent plane.

00:48:02 --> 00:48:04

Will you tell these people?

00:48:04 --> 00:48:07

And the women all spoke the language.

00:48:08 --> 00:48:09

And I could tell by the

00:48:10 --> 00:48:11

heated conversation

00:48:12 --> 00:48:16

and the expressions on everyone's face that I

00:48:16 --> 00:48:19

was going nowhere that night, certainly

00:48:19 --> 00:48:21

not on a Red Crescent plane.

00:48:24 --> 00:48:27

Diana Thomas, the Australian girl said to me,

00:48:27 --> 00:48:28

look,

00:48:29 --> 00:48:31

why don't you stay in our cell tonight

00:48:32 --> 00:48:33

and then

00:48:33 --> 00:48:35

we can sort this mess out later.

00:48:36 --> 00:48:38

And in truth, I hadn't had any female

00:48:38 --> 00:48:39

company for over 6

00:48:40 --> 00:48:43

days. These girls spoke my language.

00:48:43 --> 00:48:44

Furthermore,

00:48:44 --> 00:48:47

if I ever got out of this *

00:48:47 --> 00:48:47

hole,

00:48:48 --> 00:48:50

I might have an even better story

00:48:50 --> 00:48:53

to tell. So I said, yes, okay.

00:48:54 --> 00:48:55

And I

00:48:55 --> 00:48:56

followed them

00:48:57 --> 00:48:58

into their cell.

00:48:58 --> 00:49:01

And I looked around and it was so

00:49:01 --> 00:49:02

grim. It's everything

00:49:03 --> 00:49:06

you would think a third world prison to

00:49:06 --> 00:49:06

be.

00:49:07 --> 00:49:10

And suddenly I broke down and I started

00:49:10 --> 00:49:12

to cry. The first

00:49:12 --> 00:49:14

tears that I had cried

00:49:14 --> 00:49:16

since my captivity.

00:49:16 --> 00:49:18

And I said, well the Taliban have finally

00:49:19 --> 00:49:22

broken me. And amid the sobbing,

00:49:23 --> 00:49:25

I felt for my cigarettes.

00:49:25 --> 00:49:26

Because although

00:49:27 --> 00:49:29

cigarettes were banned under the Taliban, when they

00:49:29 --> 00:49:33

realized I smoked, they gave me lots of

00:49:33 --> 00:49:33

cigarettes.

00:49:34 --> 00:49:36

So I pulled out my cigarettes

00:49:37 --> 00:49:39

and I was about to light up when

00:49:39 --> 00:49:41

I just said, oh, does anybody

00:49:41 --> 00:49:43

mind if I smoke?

00:49:43 --> 00:49:46

And the tears were coming down and I'm

00:49:46 --> 00:49:46

sobbing

00:49:47 --> 00:49:48

and about to light my cigarette

00:49:49 --> 00:49:51

when they all said, yes, this is a

00:49:51 --> 00:49:52

no smoking cell.

00:49:57 --> 00:50:00

How could I find the only no smoking

00:50:00 --> 00:50:03

cell in Asia? How unlucky can you get?

00:50:05 --> 00:50:07

They said, look, if you must smoke, go

00:50:07 --> 00:50:09

outside into the courtyard.

00:50:10 --> 00:50:12

We're about to have a meeting.

00:50:13 --> 00:50:13

Suddenly,

00:50:14 --> 00:50:17

my nicotine craving went, and I said, a

00:50:17 --> 00:50:19

meeting? And they said, yes, we have 2

00:50:19 --> 00:50:20

meetings a day.

00:50:20 --> 00:50:22

And I'm looking around, I'm thinking,

00:50:23 --> 00:50:25

what happens around here

00:50:25 --> 00:50:27

that they have 2 meetings a day?

00:50:28 --> 00:50:30

It's the escape committee.

00:50:31 --> 00:50:33

They're digging a tunnel and this is a

00:50:33 --> 00:50:35

progress report.

00:50:36 --> 00:50:38

So I said, do you mind if I

00:50:38 --> 00:50:39

listen in

00:50:39 --> 00:50:41

to your meeting? And they said, no, not

00:50:41 --> 00:50:42

at all.

00:50:42 --> 00:50:45

So I suddenly forgot about my cigarettes for

00:50:45 --> 00:50:48

the time being, and I sat on the

00:50:48 --> 00:50:50

edge of this bunk bed,

00:50:51 --> 00:50:53

and the 6 girls

00:50:53 --> 00:50:55

sat in a circle on the floor.

00:50:56 --> 00:50:58

And then they pulled out their bibles.

00:50:59 --> 00:51:01

And I'm thinking I don't believe this.

00:51:02 --> 00:51:05

They have been charged under Sharia law with

00:51:05 --> 00:51:07

trying to convert Muslims to Christianity.

00:51:08 --> 00:51:10

They're in serious trouble.

00:51:10 --> 00:51:11

They could be

00:51:12 --> 00:51:12

executed.

00:51:13 --> 00:51:16

And now they're getting their Bibles out. And

00:51:16 --> 00:51:18

I'm looking at the door expecting the Taliban

00:51:18 --> 00:51:19

to come bursting in

00:51:20 --> 00:51:23

and beat them up or do something horrible

00:51:23 --> 00:51:23

to them,

00:51:24 --> 00:51:25

and nothing happened.

00:51:26 --> 00:51:27

Of course as I

00:51:28 --> 00:51:28

did

00:51:29 --> 00:51:32

read the Quran later, it states quite specifically

00:51:32 --> 00:51:34

that we must, as Muslims,

00:51:34 --> 00:51:36

protect people of the book,

00:51:36 --> 00:51:39

I. E. Jews and Christians, and we must

00:51:39 --> 00:51:42

allow them to carry on and carry out

00:51:42 --> 00:51:44

and perform their faith. And this is exactly

00:51:45 --> 00:51:47

what the Taliban were allowing the Christians to

00:51:47 --> 00:51:48

do, although

00:51:49 --> 00:51:51

I didn't realize it at the time.

00:51:52 --> 00:51:53

So they

00:51:53 --> 00:51:54

read

00:51:54 --> 00:51:55

from the

00:51:56 --> 00:51:57

Bible very loudly

00:51:57 --> 00:51:59

a passage appropriate

00:51:59 --> 00:52:00

to their

00:52:00 --> 00:52:00

position.

00:52:02 --> 00:52:05

And after 20 minutes they put their Bibles

00:52:06 --> 00:52:07

down and pulled out

00:52:08 --> 00:52:10

hand written pieces of paper.

00:52:11 --> 00:52:12

And then they

00:52:13 --> 00:52:14

started to sing.

00:52:15 --> 00:52:17

Now I can tell you as, you know,

00:52:17 --> 00:52:18

I was

00:52:19 --> 00:52:20

a a practicing Christian

00:52:21 --> 00:52:23

in those days, and when I say practicing,

00:52:24 --> 00:52:26

I probably went to church maybe twice a

00:52:26 --> 00:52:29

month, which in some people's eyes is bordering

00:52:29 --> 00:52:30

on fanaticism.

00:52:32 --> 00:52:35

And we would sing, you know, these Victorian

00:52:35 --> 00:52:36

hymns,

00:52:36 --> 00:52:37

and

00:52:39 --> 00:52:39

and

00:52:40 --> 00:52:41

they started singing,

00:52:42 --> 00:52:43

not Victorian hymns.

00:52:44 --> 00:52:45

We are talking

00:52:46 --> 00:52:47

very loud,

00:52:47 --> 00:52:48

very robust,

00:52:49 --> 00:52:50

happy clappy,

00:52:50 --> 00:52:52

full on Southern Baptist style,

00:52:54 --> 00:52:54

hallelujah

00:52:55 --> 00:52:56

type singing.

00:52:57 --> 00:52:59

So this started and at that point, I

00:52:59 --> 00:53:01

went outside into the courtyard

00:53:02 --> 00:53:05

and I smoked 3 cigarettes off the trot.

00:53:05 --> 00:53:07

The ezam, the call to prayer

00:53:09 --> 00:53:11

started and I thought I don't believe it.

00:53:11 --> 00:53:13

I've got Muslims

00:53:13 --> 00:53:15

on that side of the wall, Christian

00:53:16 --> 00:53:16

fundamentalists

00:53:17 --> 00:53:19

in that cell. No wonder

00:53:20 --> 00:53:21

that religious cleric

00:53:22 --> 00:53:24

was smiling as he left me. He probably

00:53:24 --> 00:53:27

thought, she won't convert? Well, feed her to

00:53:27 --> 00:53:28

the Christians.

00:53:32 --> 00:53:34

Although I make fun of them, I have

00:53:34 --> 00:53:35

to say that

00:53:36 --> 00:53:39

that those 6 girls were incredibly strong and

00:53:39 --> 00:53:41

their faith did get them through their ordeal

00:53:41 --> 00:53:43

which lasted much much longer

00:53:44 --> 00:53:45

than mine.

00:53:47 --> 00:53:49

After they'd finished

00:53:49 --> 00:53:49

singing,

00:53:51 --> 00:53:53

they then started praying.

00:53:54 --> 00:53:55

And again,

00:53:55 --> 00:53:58

it was really full on, in your face,

00:53:59 --> 00:53:59

hallelujah

00:54:01 --> 00:54:04

type praying. In fact, at one point, they

00:54:04 --> 00:54:07

were all shouting different things. And at one

00:54:07 --> 00:54:09

point, I could hear one of the girls,

00:54:09 --> 00:54:11

I think it was the American girl, Heather,

00:54:11 --> 00:54:12

shouting,

00:54:12 --> 00:54:13

lord Jesus,

00:54:14 --> 00:54:15

show me the way out of here.

00:54:17 --> 00:54:20

And I have a very gallows sense of

00:54:20 --> 00:54:22

humor and I felt like shouting back straight

00:54:22 --> 00:54:25

down the corridor and turn left but there's

00:54:25 --> 00:54:26

a great big talob there.

00:54:30 --> 00:54:31

That night,

00:54:31 --> 00:54:33

I slept on

00:54:33 --> 00:54:36

this concrete floor with a very wafer thin

00:54:36 --> 00:54:37

mattress.

00:54:38 --> 00:54:41

And when I woke up the next morning,

00:54:42 --> 00:54:44

I was given a change of clothes.

00:54:46 --> 00:54:47

In fact,

00:54:47 --> 00:54:48

I'm wearing

00:54:48 --> 00:54:50

the prison clothes

00:54:50 --> 00:54:51

now.

00:54:57 --> 00:54:57

Nobody

00:54:58 --> 00:55:00

put me in an orange jumpsuit,

00:55:00 --> 00:55:03

shaved, shackled or abused me or raped me

00:55:03 --> 00:55:06

or sodomized me or videoed me for the

00:55:07 --> 00:55:07

gratification

00:55:08 --> 00:55:09

or pleasure

00:55:09 --> 00:55:11

of others later on.

00:55:12 --> 00:55:13

As you can see,

00:55:14 --> 00:55:15

from what I'm saying,

00:55:16 --> 00:55:19

my experience was completely different to those who

00:55:19 --> 00:55:22

fell into the hands of the Americans.

00:55:24 --> 00:55:26

So that morning, a new change of clothes,

00:55:26 --> 00:55:29

so I set about washing the old ones.

00:55:30 --> 00:55:32

And one of the German girls took me

00:55:32 --> 00:55:33

into the courtyard

00:55:34 --> 00:55:36

and gave me a metal bucket,

00:55:36 --> 00:55:38

and took me to a hand pump. And

00:55:38 --> 00:55:40

she said, you can get your water from

00:55:40 --> 00:55:41

there.

00:55:41 --> 00:55:44

And I'm looking at this contraption which looked

00:55:44 --> 00:55:45

as though it had come from one of

00:55:45 --> 00:55:47

those old western movies,

00:55:48 --> 00:55:49

and I started

00:55:49 --> 00:55:50

cranking it.

00:55:51 --> 00:55:53

And eventually some water came out and I'm

00:55:53 --> 00:55:54

saying, this is amazing.

00:55:55 --> 00:55:57

How do they heat it underground?

00:55:58 --> 00:56:01

And she started laughing. She said, it's cold.

00:56:02 --> 00:56:04

I was given a pumice stone

00:56:05 --> 00:56:05

and,

00:56:06 --> 00:56:06

some

00:56:07 --> 00:56:09

soap flakes, and and I set about

00:56:10 --> 00:56:10

washing,

00:56:12 --> 00:56:13

my clothes.

00:56:14 --> 00:56:16

And I then hung them on the washing

00:56:16 --> 00:56:17

line

00:56:18 --> 00:56:18

in the

00:56:19 --> 00:56:20

prison courtyard.

00:56:22 --> 00:56:25

Within 5 minutes, I'm sitting trying to enjoy

00:56:25 --> 00:56:28

the last days of the summer sun and

00:56:29 --> 00:56:30

the

00:56:30 --> 00:56:32

prison governor came in.

00:56:32 --> 00:56:35

A great big man with a huge beard

00:56:35 --> 00:56:36

and really

00:56:37 --> 00:56:39

a very scary looking dude.

00:56:39 --> 00:56:41

And he came in

00:56:41 --> 00:56:43

and in broken English he said to me,

00:56:43 --> 00:56:45

he growled at me,

00:56:46 --> 00:56:48

remove those garments.

00:56:48 --> 00:56:50

And I'm looking, I said it's my washing.

00:56:51 --> 00:56:54

Remove them now. And I said I can't.

00:56:54 --> 00:56:58

It's my washing. I am washing my clothes.

00:56:58 --> 00:57:00

This is a washing line. We dry our

00:57:00 --> 00:57:02

clothes on the washing line.

00:57:04 --> 00:57:05

Well, cover them up.

00:57:06 --> 00:57:08

And I'm looking, I said, you stupid man.

00:57:09 --> 00:57:12

You've obviously never done the washing in your

00:57:12 --> 00:57:14

life. How on earth will it dry

00:57:14 --> 00:57:16

if it's covered up?

00:57:17 --> 00:57:19

So he stood there for a couple of

00:57:19 --> 00:57:21

moments and then he said,

00:57:22 --> 00:57:24

well, take those items down. And he looked

00:57:24 --> 00:57:26

the other way and sort of pointed.

00:57:27 --> 00:57:29

And I realized he was talking

00:57:29 --> 00:57:30

about my underwear.

00:57:34 --> 00:57:35

And I said,

00:57:36 --> 00:57:36

no.

00:57:37 --> 00:57:39

This is the female wing of the prison.

00:57:39 --> 00:57:41

If you don't like what you see,

00:57:42 --> 00:57:42

clear off.

00:57:44 --> 00:57:46

He said, remove them. And I said, no.

00:57:46 --> 00:57:49

If you don't like them, you remove them.

00:57:49 --> 00:57:51

And I thought he was going to explode

00:57:51 --> 00:57:52

on the spot.

00:57:53 --> 00:57:55

He then went storming off,

00:57:56 --> 00:57:57

and he returned

00:57:57 --> 00:57:59

15 minutes later

00:57:59 --> 00:58:01

with the deputy

00:58:01 --> 00:58:02

foreign minister

00:58:03 --> 00:58:03

of Afghanistan.

00:58:06 --> 00:58:09

These people are about to be bombed by

00:58:09 --> 00:58:11

the most powerful country on earth,

00:58:12 --> 00:58:13

and

00:58:13 --> 00:58:14

a diplomatic

00:58:14 --> 00:58:17

incident was unfolding as a result of my

00:58:18 --> 00:58:18

underwear.

00:58:24 --> 00:58:26

I don't want to embarrass the men here,

00:58:26 --> 00:58:29

but I mean, we're not talking anything small,

00:58:29 --> 00:58:33

salacious, and lacy. We're talking big, comfortable, Bridget

00:58:33 --> 00:58:33

Jones.

00:58:37 --> 00:58:39

So the deputy foreign minister

00:58:40 --> 00:58:43

said to me, will you please remove your

00:58:43 --> 00:58:43

undergarments

00:58:44 --> 00:58:45

from the line?

00:58:45 --> 00:58:47

And I said, look,

00:58:47 --> 00:58:49

this is the female wing of the prison.

00:58:49 --> 00:58:53

There are no male prisoners. The only men

00:58:53 --> 00:58:55

around at the moment are you 2. If

00:58:55 --> 00:58:58

you clear off, there will be no men.

00:58:59 --> 00:59:01

By the time they're dried, nobody's gonna be

00:59:01 --> 00:59:02

any the wiser.

00:59:03 --> 00:59:04

He said, yes, but

00:59:05 --> 00:59:06

the Taliban soldiers

00:59:06 --> 00:59:09

live above the female wing of the prison.

00:59:10 --> 00:59:12

And if they look out

00:59:13 --> 00:59:14

and see those things,

00:59:16 --> 00:59:18

they'll have impure thoughts.

00:59:19 --> 00:59:21

I'm looking at my underwear in a new

00:59:21 --> 00:59:22

light now.

00:59:24 --> 00:59:27

I said, there's a very easy solution to

00:59:27 --> 00:59:27

this.

00:59:28 --> 00:59:29

He said, I knew there would be. I

00:59:29 --> 00:59:32

said, tell your men not to look out

00:59:32 --> 00:59:33

of the window.

00:59:35 --> 00:59:36

No. No. That's impossible.

00:59:38 --> 00:59:40

I thought I cannot believe this.

00:59:41 --> 00:59:42

You know,

00:59:42 --> 00:59:42

America

00:59:43 --> 00:59:46

didn't need to fly over in B 50

00:59:46 --> 00:59:48

twos and bomb these people.

00:59:48 --> 00:59:51

They should have just parachuted in a regiment

00:59:51 --> 00:59:52

of women soldiers

00:59:53 --> 00:59:54

waving their underwear,

00:59:56 --> 00:59:58

and the Taliban would have gone.

01:00:03 --> 01:00:05

But it gives you a remarkable

01:00:05 --> 01:00:05

insight

01:00:06 --> 01:00:06

into

01:00:07 --> 01:00:08

the modesty

01:00:08 --> 01:00:10

of these people

01:00:10 --> 01:00:13

and the way they felt about

01:00:13 --> 01:00:13

issues

01:00:14 --> 01:00:16

like women's underwear.

01:00:18 --> 01:00:19

So

01:00:20 --> 01:00:21

the argument

01:00:21 --> 01:00:22

continued

01:00:23 --> 01:00:25

and went on long after the clothes

01:00:25 --> 01:00:26

had dried.

01:00:26 --> 01:00:27

And nobody

01:00:28 --> 01:00:30

emerged as a real winner, but I did

01:00:30 --> 01:00:31

get my dry clothes back.

01:00:33 --> 01:00:34

The next day,

01:00:35 --> 01:00:37

the 9th day, I was feeling really

01:00:38 --> 01:00:38

crotchety.

01:00:39 --> 01:00:40

I'd had,

01:00:41 --> 01:00:43

3 or 4 really rousing

01:00:43 --> 01:00:45

sessions with the,

01:00:45 --> 01:00:47

the the Christian services.

01:00:48 --> 01:00:51

And in fact, you know, although the Taliban

01:00:51 --> 01:00:54

had, banned singing and they banned music, they

01:00:54 --> 01:00:55

allowed them to sing,

01:00:56 --> 01:00:58

but they drew the line as music.

01:00:59 --> 01:01:01

And I am eternally grateful to this day

01:01:01 --> 01:01:03

that they confiscated

01:01:03 --> 01:01:05

their tambourines and guitars.

01:01:05 --> 01:01:06

But,

01:01:09 --> 01:01:12

so I'm feeling really wretched and bad tempered,

01:01:13 --> 01:01:15

and and thinking I'm never gonna get out

01:01:15 --> 01:01:18

of this place. I can't take much more

01:01:18 --> 01:01:18

of this.

01:01:19 --> 01:01:21

And the deputy foreign minister returned

01:01:22 --> 01:01:24

with his sidekick, a man I called the

01:01:24 --> 01:01:25

smiling

01:01:25 --> 01:01:26

assassin.

01:01:26 --> 01:01:28

And he said, we want to ask you

01:01:29 --> 01:01:30

a few more questions.

01:01:31 --> 01:01:33

And I said, no. I'm done with,

01:01:34 --> 01:01:36

answering any more questions. I'm finished with you

01:01:36 --> 01:01:37

people.

01:01:37 --> 01:01:38

I've had enough.

01:01:39 --> 01:01:40

And,

01:01:40 --> 01:01:42

I then launched into

01:01:42 --> 01:01:45

a series of insults and curses

01:01:45 --> 01:01:46

and swearing,

01:01:47 --> 01:01:50

And then I rounded it off with something

01:01:50 --> 01:01:52

that I've never done in my life before,

01:01:52 --> 01:01:54

I've never done since, and you would get

01:01:54 --> 01:01:56

sent off a football pitch for doing it.

01:01:56 --> 01:01:57

I spattered them.

01:01:59 --> 01:02:01

And then I went into my cell and

01:02:01 --> 01:02:02

I started

01:02:02 --> 01:02:05

shaking. And a couple of the Christian girls

01:02:05 --> 01:02:05

said,

01:02:06 --> 01:02:07

did you just do

01:02:07 --> 01:02:09

what we thought you did? And I said,

01:02:09 --> 01:02:09

yes.

01:02:09 --> 01:02:13

I've gone beyond the line. I've gone beyond

01:02:13 --> 01:02:15

the wire. I've pushed it and pushed it,

01:02:15 --> 01:02:15

and

01:02:16 --> 01:02:19

I'm in serious trouble now. I can sense

01:02:19 --> 01:02:19

it.

01:02:20 --> 01:02:21

And just then, one of the female

01:02:22 --> 01:02:23

prison officers came in

01:02:24 --> 01:02:27

and which was translated for me later, and

01:02:27 --> 01:02:29

she said, tell the English woman she is

01:02:29 --> 01:02:30

going to be flogged

01:02:31 --> 01:02:34

because she cannot do this to high ranking

01:02:34 --> 01:02:34

people.

01:02:35 --> 01:02:37

So I'm standing there rigid with fear,

01:02:38 --> 01:02:40

cursing me and my

01:02:40 --> 01:02:42

big mouth, and wondering

01:02:43 --> 01:02:45

is there going to be a public flogging?

01:02:45 --> 01:02:48

Will Al Jazeera be there to record it?

01:02:48 --> 01:02:51

You know, what what is what is gonna

01:02:51 --> 01:02:51

happen?

01:02:52 --> 01:02:55

And I'm standing there rigid with fear,

01:02:55 --> 01:02:58

and about 10, 15 minutes later,

01:02:58 --> 01:03:01

we heard the gates open in the courtyard.

01:03:02 --> 01:03:05

And Heather, one of the American girls, came

01:03:05 --> 01:03:07

running in and she said,

01:03:07 --> 01:03:08

they've returned.

01:03:09 --> 01:03:11

Yvonne is going to be flogged.

01:03:12 --> 01:03:15

And just then, 3 of the Christians threw

01:03:15 --> 01:03:17

themselves down at me and grabbed onto my

01:03:17 --> 01:03:18

clothes

01:03:18 --> 01:03:21

and started saying, Lord Jesus, don't let Yvonne

01:03:21 --> 01:03:24

feel any pain. And I'm standing there looking

01:03:24 --> 01:03:26

at them thinking, you know, you're making it

01:03:26 --> 01:03:27

worse.

01:03:29 --> 01:03:30

And just then the smiling

01:03:31 --> 01:03:32

assassin

01:03:32 --> 01:03:33

walked in

01:03:34 --> 01:03:36

and he had in his hand

01:03:37 --> 01:03:39

the one thing that I wanted.

01:03:40 --> 01:03:41

The very thing

01:03:41 --> 01:03:44

I had gone on hunger strike for 9

01:03:44 --> 01:03:47

days earlier. He had in his hand a

01:03:47 --> 01:03:48

satellite phone.

01:03:49 --> 01:03:51

And he strutted around the cell

01:03:51 --> 01:03:53

and showed off this satellite

01:03:54 --> 01:03:55

phone.

01:03:55 --> 01:03:56

And he said,

01:03:57 --> 01:03:58

all of you

01:03:58 --> 01:04:01

all of you can ring home. You can

01:04:01 --> 01:04:03

all ring your families

01:04:03 --> 01:04:04

today.

01:04:04 --> 01:04:07

Apart from her, the English woman, she's horrible

01:04:07 --> 01:04:09

and she spat at us and she has

01:04:09 --> 01:04:10

to be punished.

01:04:12 --> 01:04:14

So it's interesting. This is how

01:04:14 --> 01:04:16

the most evil brutal regime in the world

01:04:16 --> 01:04:18

decided to punish me.

01:04:19 --> 01:04:20

They allowed my cellmates

01:04:21 --> 01:04:23

to ring home, which was fantastic

01:04:23 --> 01:04:26

for the Germans. They hadn't and and all

01:04:26 --> 01:04:29

of them, they hadn't spoken to their family

01:04:29 --> 01:04:31

for 2 months. It was an opportunity

01:04:31 --> 01:04:34

to ring home and say, look, we're okay.

01:04:34 --> 01:04:36

We're we're holding out.

01:04:36 --> 01:04:39

And then one of the German girls went

01:04:39 --> 01:04:41

to the smiling assassin and made a special

01:04:41 --> 01:04:43

plea and said, look,

01:04:43 --> 01:04:46

Yvonne needs to talk to her daughter. Please

01:04:47 --> 01:04:50

let her call home. And he said, no.

01:04:50 --> 01:04:53

She's a horrible woman. She has to be

01:04:53 --> 01:04:53

punished.

01:04:55 --> 01:04:57

And as I say, that was my punishment,

01:04:58 --> 01:04:59

which I,

01:04:59 --> 01:05:00

looking back,

01:05:01 --> 01:05:01

think,

01:05:02 --> 01:05:05

you know, shows a degree of, wisdom and

01:05:05 --> 01:05:06

insight

01:05:07 --> 01:05:09

on their part which is more than can

01:05:09 --> 01:05:12

be said for my behavior, and my only

01:05:12 --> 01:05:14

mitigation is, look, I haven't eaten for 9

01:05:14 --> 01:05:17

days and and I was starting to get

01:05:17 --> 01:05:17

fractures.

01:05:19 --> 01:05:20

That afternoon,

01:05:21 --> 01:05:21

the,

01:05:22 --> 01:05:25

senior officers returned and they removed me without

01:05:26 --> 01:05:26

warning,

01:05:26 --> 01:05:29

got my things together, and said, you're going.

01:05:31 --> 01:05:33

And then they took me out of the

01:05:33 --> 01:05:36

prison and upstairs into the Taliban sleeping quarters,

01:05:37 --> 01:05:39

and one of the senior officers

01:05:39 --> 01:05:43

had vacated his room and said, you complained

01:05:43 --> 01:05:44

about the prison downstairs.

01:05:45 --> 01:05:47

Is this good enough for you?

01:05:47 --> 01:05:50

And it was a very nice room by

01:05:50 --> 01:05:51

Afghan standards.

01:05:52 --> 01:05:53

And he said, tomorrow

01:05:54 --> 01:05:56

you will go home,

01:05:56 --> 01:05:57

Insha'Allah.

01:05:58 --> 01:06:00

And I said, what is this Inshallah you

01:06:00 --> 01:06:03

keep using at the end of every sentence

01:06:03 --> 01:06:04

and it never ever happens.

01:06:06 --> 01:06:08

Of course I now know Inshallah

01:06:08 --> 01:06:09

means God willing.

01:06:12 --> 01:06:15

And they put me in this room. They

01:06:15 --> 01:06:16

gave me the key.

01:06:17 --> 01:06:19

I locked myself in.

01:06:20 --> 01:06:24

I had a fantastic view over the city

01:06:24 --> 01:06:24

of Kabul,

01:06:25 --> 01:06:28

looking right up to Kabul Hill where all

01:06:28 --> 01:06:30

the anti aircraft units were.

01:06:31 --> 01:06:31

And I

01:06:32 --> 01:06:33

sat on the bed

01:06:34 --> 01:06:34

contemplating

01:06:35 --> 01:06:36

my future wondering

01:06:37 --> 01:06:40

if and when I'd ever get out. They

01:06:40 --> 01:06:43

kept saying tomorrow you will go home Insha'Allah,

01:06:43 --> 01:06:44

but Insha'Allah

01:06:45 --> 01:06:46

it never happened.

01:06:46 --> 01:06:48

And so I was wondering how genuine

01:06:49 --> 01:06:50

they actually were.

01:06:50 --> 01:06:53

Why had they removed me from the Christians?

01:06:54 --> 01:06:55

Was this my last night

01:06:56 --> 01:06:56

on

01:06:57 --> 01:06:58

earth? Would they

01:06:58 --> 01:06:59

execute me tomorrow?

01:07:00 --> 01:07:02

I really didn't know all of this was

01:07:02 --> 01:07:03

going through

01:07:04 --> 01:07:06

my mind and then suddenly there was a

01:07:06 --> 01:07:07

huge

01:07:07 --> 01:07:10

rip as though somebody had just torn the

01:07:10 --> 01:07:11

sky open.

01:07:12 --> 01:07:14

And there was a great big light

01:07:15 --> 01:07:17

and it was the start of the war.

01:07:17 --> 01:07:20

That night, America and Britain

01:07:21 --> 01:07:23

dropped 50 cruise missiles

01:07:23 --> 01:07:24

on Kabul.

01:07:25 --> 01:07:27

You can hear a cruise missile from 20

01:07:27 --> 01:07:30

miles away. These were coming within quarter of

01:07:30 --> 01:07:32

a mile of the prison.

01:07:32 --> 01:07:33

I had covered

01:07:34 --> 01:07:35

walls before

01:07:35 --> 01:07:37

and I don't know why

01:07:38 --> 01:07:40

it had not occurred to me then but

01:07:40 --> 01:07:43

it certainly occurred to me that night.

01:07:43 --> 01:07:47

These bombs don't discriminate. There's nowhere to run.

01:07:47 --> 01:07:48

There's nowhere to hide.

01:07:48 --> 01:07:49

Civilian,

01:07:49 --> 01:07:50

military,

01:07:50 --> 01:07:54

man, woman, child, these bombs cannot tell the

01:07:54 --> 01:07:54

difference.

01:07:54 --> 01:07:57

I'm going to be blown apart by a

01:07:57 --> 01:07:59

British bomb. I've got no doubt Tony Blair

01:07:59 --> 01:08:01

will blame the Taliban

01:08:01 --> 01:08:03

and that will be the end of that.

01:08:03 --> 01:08:04

And it was truly

01:08:05 --> 01:08:08

terrifying, and I also thought there is no

01:08:08 --> 01:08:08

way

01:08:09 --> 01:08:11

the Taliban will let me go now. Absolutely

01:08:12 --> 01:08:13

no way at all.

01:08:14 --> 01:08:15

And the next morning,

01:08:16 --> 01:08:18

there was a knock on my door and

01:08:18 --> 01:08:19

I was told,

01:08:19 --> 01:08:22

please there is a vehicle outside,

01:08:22 --> 01:08:25

we are going to release you.

01:08:25 --> 01:08:27

I couldn't believe it.

01:08:29 --> 01:08:31

But sure enough, there was a vehicle, they

01:08:31 --> 01:08:34

put me in it. We drove down

01:08:35 --> 01:08:35

from Kabul

01:08:36 --> 01:08:37

through Jalalabad,

01:08:38 --> 01:08:39

down to Torkum,

01:08:40 --> 01:08:41

and eventually,

01:08:43 --> 01:08:44

after some shenanigans,

01:08:45 --> 01:08:47

I was handed over to the

01:08:48 --> 01:08:48

Pakistan

01:08:49 --> 01:08:49

authorities.

01:08:51 --> 01:08:53

And as I walked back across

01:08:54 --> 01:08:55

no man's land,

01:08:56 --> 01:08:58

the camera lights went up

01:08:59 --> 01:09:00

and the journalists

01:09:00 --> 01:09:01

started shouting,

01:09:01 --> 01:09:04

how did the Taliban treat you?

01:09:05 --> 01:09:06

And in truth,

01:09:07 --> 01:09:10

up until the point that I was released,

01:09:11 --> 01:09:13

I still didn't trust them 1 inch.

01:09:14 --> 01:09:16

And I thought everything that they were trying

01:09:16 --> 01:09:18

to do had a hidden motive.

01:09:19 --> 01:09:21

It was only at the point that they

01:09:21 --> 01:09:22

released me

01:09:22 --> 01:09:23

that I thought,

01:09:25 --> 01:09:27

you know what, they were quite an honorable

01:09:27 --> 01:09:28

bunch of guys.

01:09:28 --> 01:09:31

So when this journalist shouted at me,

01:09:31 --> 01:09:34

how did the Taliban treat you?

01:09:35 --> 01:09:36

I thought for a while and then I

01:09:36 --> 01:09:37

said,

01:09:37 --> 01:09:39

with respect and courtesy,

01:09:41 --> 01:09:43

this is not what the western media wanted.

01:09:43 --> 01:09:47

The western media wanted Abu grape tales. They

01:09:47 --> 01:09:48

wanted abuse,

01:09:48 --> 01:09:50

*, torture.

01:09:50 --> 01:09:52

They wanted to see scars.

01:09:53 --> 01:09:54

They wanted to see tears.

01:09:56 --> 01:09:57

There was nothing nothing

01:09:57 --> 01:10:00

I could give them other than the truth.

01:10:00 --> 01:10:01

And sadly,

01:10:01 --> 01:10:05

for some people, the truth is never enough.

01:10:06 --> 01:10:08

When I got back

01:10:08 --> 01:10:09

to London,

01:10:10 --> 01:10:12

about 2 weeks later,

01:10:13 --> 01:10:16

one of my guides on the Pakistan side

01:10:16 --> 01:10:17

called me

01:10:17 --> 01:10:19

and he said, madam,

01:10:19 --> 01:10:21

the village that you visited

01:10:22 --> 01:10:24

has been bombed by the Americans.

01:10:26 --> 01:10:29

That was the village Kharma, which is smaller

01:10:29 --> 01:10:31

than this hall we're in now.

01:10:32 --> 01:10:35

And I said, look, Pasha, I know these

01:10:35 --> 01:10:36

terrible things happen

01:10:37 --> 01:10:38

in the fog of war.

01:10:39 --> 01:10:40

And

01:10:40 --> 01:10:43

it's awful, but these accidents do happen.

01:10:44 --> 01:10:46

And he said, but madam,

01:10:46 --> 01:10:48

how can you accidentally

01:10:49 --> 01:10:50

bomb a village

01:10:50 --> 01:10:52

the size of Karma

01:10:52 --> 01:10:53

3

01:10:53 --> 01:10:54

days

01:10:54 --> 01:10:55

running?

01:10:57 --> 01:10:59

Now when the Americans were telling us all

01:10:59 --> 01:11:00

about their

01:11:01 --> 01:11:01

strategic

01:11:02 --> 01:11:04

strikes, their surgical strikes,

01:11:05 --> 01:11:07

their B 52 bombers coming at 30,000

01:11:08 --> 01:11:10

feet, karma wouldn't have even looked

01:11:11 --> 01:11:12

like a dot

01:11:13 --> 01:11:14

from 30,000

01:11:14 --> 01:11:15

feet.

01:11:16 --> 01:11:18

It was quite clear to me

01:11:19 --> 01:11:20

that this was indiscriminate

01:11:21 --> 01:11:22

bombing of civilian areas.

01:11:23 --> 01:11:25

And in many ways, the Taliban were to

01:11:25 --> 01:11:27

blame because they kicked out all of the

01:11:27 --> 01:11:31

Western journalists. Whatever you think about journalists,

01:11:31 --> 01:11:34

we do have our our functions and our

01:11:34 --> 01:11:36

role. We are the eyes, the ears, the

01:11:36 --> 01:11:36

witnesses.

01:11:38 --> 01:11:40

And by kicking out all of the Western

01:11:40 --> 01:11:41

journalists, they ensured

01:11:42 --> 01:11:44

that Britain and America

01:11:44 --> 01:11:46

could and would

01:11:47 --> 01:11:48

bomb indiscriminately

01:11:49 --> 01:11:50

across the country,

01:11:51 --> 01:11:53

slaughtering innocent civilians,

01:11:54 --> 01:11:55

which they did.

01:11:57 --> 01:12:01

That propelled me into the anti war movement

01:12:02 --> 01:12:04

and made me become very very active

01:12:06 --> 01:12:08

as a as an anti war

01:12:08 --> 01:12:09

campaigner.

01:12:11 --> 01:12:13

At that same time, I remembered

01:12:15 --> 01:12:18

the promise that I had given to the

01:12:18 --> 01:12:19

religious cleric.

01:12:20 --> 01:12:22

And I thought, well, against all the odds,

01:12:22 --> 01:12:25

they kept their word. While they hung on

01:12:25 --> 01:12:28

to the Christians, they let me go.

01:12:28 --> 01:12:29

And really,

01:12:29 --> 01:12:32

I should keep my promise now.

01:12:32 --> 01:12:33

And I started

01:12:34 --> 01:12:35

to read the Quran.

01:12:36 --> 01:12:40

Very soon, groups of Muslims found out and

01:12:40 --> 01:12:44

somebody gave me a wonderful English translation by

01:12:44 --> 01:12:45

Aya Savali

01:12:45 --> 01:12:46

with a,

01:12:47 --> 01:12:48

an index in the back.

01:12:49 --> 01:12:51

So I thought, great. I'll get this over

01:12:51 --> 01:12:53

and done with very quickly. I'm going to

01:12:53 --> 01:12:55

cherry pick and I'm going to read all

01:12:55 --> 01:12:56

about

01:12:56 --> 01:12:57

the subjugation

01:12:57 --> 01:12:59

and oppression of women,

01:12:59 --> 01:13:02

and what promotes people to slam

01:13:03 --> 01:13:04

planes into towers.

01:13:06 --> 01:13:07

So I started

01:13:07 --> 01:13:10

cherry picking and going through all the women's

01:13:10 --> 01:13:11

issues.

01:13:12 --> 01:13:15

And then I had other Islamic literature to

01:13:15 --> 01:13:17

support my reading of the Quran.

01:13:17 --> 01:13:20

I couldn't believe what I was reading.

01:13:20 --> 01:13:23

The Quran makes it perfectly clear,

01:13:23 --> 01:13:26

crystal clear, no two ways about it, women

01:13:26 --> 01:13:28

are equal in spirituality,

01:13:28 --> 01:13:29

worth, and education.

01:13:31 --> 01:13:31

Furthermore,

01:13:32 --> 01:13:35

the first convert to Islam was a woman.

01:13:35 --> 01:13:37

The first martyr to Islam

01:13:38 --> 01:13:39

was a woman.

01:13:40 --> 01:13:42

Women played major roles

01:13:43 --> 01:13:44

right from day 1

01:13:45 --> 01:13:46

in Islam.

01:13:47 --> 01:13:50

They fought alongside the men. The prophet, peace

01:13:50 --> 01:13:53

be upon him, picked out one particular woman

01:13:54 --> 01:13:56

and singled her out for praise during a

01:13:56 --> 01:13:58

battle, the battle of Ehud. And he said,

01:13:58 --> 01:14:01

everywhere I looked this woman was there protecting

01:14:01 --> 01:14:04

me, fighting with me, fighting alongside me.

01:14:08 --> 01:14:10

I thought, where

01:14:10 --> 01:14:12

have we got this idea that women are

01:14:12 --> 01:14:14

oppressed and subjugated?

01:14:15 --> 01:14:17

Where do we get it from?

01:14:18 --> 01:14:19

Who

01:14:19 --> 01:14:20

put the poison

01:14:21 --> 01:14:22

in our minds?

01:14:24 --> 01:14:25

I then looked

01:14:26 --> 01:14:29

at property rights, inheritance rights,

01:14:30 --> 01:14:31

divorce rights.

01:14:32 --> 01:14:34

What's yours is yours, what's his is half

01:14:34 --> 01:14:35

of yours.

01:14:36 --> 01:14:37

Yeah? Brilliant.

01:14:39 --> 01:14:41

Much of it could have been written by

01:14:41 --> 01:14:41

a Californian

01:14:42 --> 01:14:45

lawyer. In fact, this is from where they

01:14:45 --> 01:14:46

probably get their inspiration.

01:14:48 --> 01:14:50

All these tales in the tabloids

01:14:51 --> 01:14:52

about the superstars

01:14:53 --> 01:14:54

having

01:14:54 --> 01:14:54

prenuptial

01:14:55 --> 01:14:58

contracts and teams of lawyers drawing up and

01:14:58 --> 01:14:59

thrashing out these prenuptial

01:15:00 --> 01:15:00

contracts,

01:15:02 --> 01:15:04

They were available to Muslim women from day

01:15:04 --> 01:15:05

1.

01:15:07 --> 01:15:09

And so I began to

01:15:09 --> 01:15:10

see Islam

01:15:10 --> 01:15:13

in a totally different light.

01:15:14 --> 01:15:18

And I thought, yes okay. This is great

01:15:18 --> 01:15:20

but what are the people like?

01:15:20 --> 01:15:22

And so I went out into the Muslim

01:15:22 --> 01:15:23

communities

01:15:25 --> 01:15:27

specifically to meet the sisters.

01:15:28 --> 01:15:30

And it didn't matter where I went in

01:15:30 --> 01:15:31

the world, whether it was Pakistan,

01:15:32 --> 01:15:33

and,

01:15:33 --> 01:15:34

or whether it was Saudi,

01:15:35 --> 01:15:36

or Canada, or America,

01:15:37 --> 01:15:38

or Australia,

01:15:39 --> 01:15:41

and now New Zealand,

01:15:42 --> 01:15:45

The Muslim women I have met,

01:15:46 --> 01:15:49

whether they have been formally educated or not,

01:15:49 --> 01:15:49

are

01:15:51 --> 01:15:51

resilient,

01:15:52 --> 01:15:53

strong,

01:15:53 --> 01:15:53

politicized,

01:15:54 --> 01:15:55

internationally

01:15:56 --> 01:15:56

aware,

01:15:57 --> 01:15:59

multi skilled, multi talented.

01:16:02 --> 01:16:04

A few years ago I would have looked

01:16:04 --> 01:16:07

in this room and picked out everyone wearing

01:16:07 --> 01:16:09

a hijab and I would have thought, oh,

01:16:09 --> 01:16:11

look at those poor oppressed

01:16:11 --> 01:16:14

women. How did they manage to sneak out

01:16:14 --> 01:16:15

of the home to come here?

01:16:17 --> 01:16:20

Now I'm looking and I'm trying to work

01:16:20 --> 01:16:22

out who is the engineer, who is the

01:16:22 --> 01:16:22

doctor,

01:16:23 --> 01:16:25

who is the lawyer, who is the teacher,

01:16:25 --> 01:16:28

who is doing the PHD, who's doing the

01:16:28 --> 01:16:30

MA, who's raising kids at the same time

01:16:30 --> 01:16:33

supporting their man, running a business, a charity,

01:16:34 --> 01:16:36

who is the backbone of the community,

01:16:38 --> 01:16:39

I see incredibly

01:16:41 --> 01:16:41

diverse

01:16:42 --> 01:16:42

women.

01:16:43 --> 01:16:44

And I remember

01:16:45 --> 01:16:47

a sister in Canada who said to me,

01:16:48 --> 01:16:48

Yvonne,

01:16:49 --> 01:16:50

my

01:16:50 --> 01:16:53

head might be covered but my mind is

01:16:53 --> 01:16:53

not.

01:16:54 --> 01:16:57

And the most valuable lesson that I learned

01:16:57 --> 01:17:00

from the sisters that I met is never

01:17:00 --> 01:17:03

ever again will I judge a person's freedoms

01:17:03 --> 01:17:04

and liberties

01:17:04 --> 01:17:06

by the length of their skirt.

01:17:08 --> 01:17:10

So this was wonderful.

01:17:11 --> 01:17:12

The other thing that I learned about the

01:17:12 --> 01:17:13

Muslim community

01:17:14 --> 01:17:16

is it has an incredibly

01:17:16 --> 01:17:18

gossipy network.

01:17:20 --> 01:17:21

And I could

01:17:22 --> 01:17:24

visit somebody in Glasgow

01:17:25 --> 01:17:26

one day,

01:17:26 --> 01:17:28

and by the next morning, I'd get a

01:17:28 --> 01:17:31

phone call from somebody in Karachi saying I

01:17:31 --> 01:17:32

hear you were in Scotland.

01:17:32 --> 01:17:33

How did it go?

01:17:35 --> 01:17:36

The communication

01:17:37 --> 01:17:38

is amazing,

01:17:39 --> 01:17:40

but sometimes

01:17:41 --> 01:17:44

there were Chinese whispers and people

01:17:45 --> 01:17:48

had false information that I had taken my

01:17:48 --> 01:17:51

shahada, the oath to become a Muslim.

01:17:53 --> 01:17:54

And I remember

01:17:55 --> 01:17:57

one day, I'm sure many of you in

01:17:57 --> 01:17:57

this hall

01:17:58 --> 01:18:00

will have at least heard the name.

01:18:00 --> 01:18:02

One day I got a phone call from

01:18:02 --> 01:18:05

Sheikh Abu Hamza Al Masri,

01:18:06 --> 01:18:08

the fire and brimstone

01:18:08 --> 01:18:10

cleric from Finsbury Park mosque

01:18:11 --> 01:18:14

who is currently detained at her majesty's pleasure

01:18:14 --> 01:18:15

in Belmarsh.

01:18:16 --> 01:18:18

And he rang me up

01:18:18 --> 01:18:19

and he said,

01:18:20 --> 01:18:20

sister Yvonne,

01:18:21 --> 01:18:23

welcome to Islam.

01:18:23 --> 01:18:26

And I said, well thank you very much.

01:18:26 --> 01:18:26

However, I

01:18:27 --> 01:18:29

hate to disappoint you but you're a wee

01:18:29 --> 01:18:30

bit premature.

01:18:31 --> 01:18:35

I haven't taken my shahada yet but, you

01:18:35 --> 01:18:38

know, I will get there Insha Allah.

01:18:41 --> 01:18:44

And he said, well take your time. This

01:18:44 --> 01:18:47

is going to be the most important decision

01:18:47 --> 01:18:49

you ever make in your life. Don't be

01:18:49 --> 01:18:52

rushed into it. Don't be pressurized into it.

01:18:52 --> 01:18:54

Make sure that you read

01:18:54 --> 01:18:56

as much as you can.

01:18:56 --> 01:18:57

Be convinced

01:18:57 --> 01:18:58

before

01:18:58 --> 01:18:59

you take your shahada.

01:19:00 --> 01:19:04

We are all making dua, prayer for you.

01:19:05 --> 01:19:07

And I thought I can't believe that this

01:19:07 --> 01:19:10

is the fire and brimstone cleric from Finsbury

01:19:10 --> 01:19:10

Park Mosque.

01:19:11 --> 01:19:11

The

01:19:12 --> 01:19:14

tabloids love to hate him,

01:19:15 --> 01:19:17

because of his hooks and his

01:19:18 --> 01:19:21

eye patch and they really have demonized him.

01:19:22 --> 01:19:24

And I said, well, thank you very much

01:19:24 --> 01:19:25

for your understanding.

01:19:26 --> 01:19:29

I will keep you informed of my progress.

01:19:30 --> 01:19:32

And I was just about to close the

01:19:32 --> 01:19:32

line

01:19:33 --> 01:19:35

when he said, well, there's just one thing

01:19:36 --> 01:19:37

I want you to know.

01:19:38 --> 01:19:40

And I said, well, what's that? He said,

01:19:40 --> 01:19:40

well,

01:19:41 --> 01:19:43

if you go out tomorrow

01:19:43 --> 01:19:45

and you're hit by a bus,

01:19:46 --> 01:19:48

you will go straight to hellfire.

01:19:51 --> 01:19:53

I said, thank you.

01:19:54 --> 01:19:56

And closed the line. And that made me

01:19:56 --> 01:19:57

nervous.

01:19:58 --> 01:20:00

It made me very nervous. So I

01:20:01 --> 01:20:03

took a copy of the Shahada

01:20:04 --> 01:20:06

and I carried it round with me.

01:20:07 --> 01:20:09

And I would address meetings like this and

01:20:09 --> 01:20:11

I would say, look, if you come across

01:20:11 --> 01:20:14

an accident and you hear someone shouting

01:20:14 --> 01:20:16

for 2 Muslim witnesses,

01:20:17 --> 01:20:19

please come running fast because it's me trying

01:20:19 --> 01:20:22

to get in before it's too late.

01:20:24 --> 01:20:25

Happily,

01:20:25 --> 01:20:27

there was no such accident.

01:20:29 --> 01:20:31

And on June 30th,

01:20:32 --> 01:20:32

in 2003,

01:20:34 --> 01:20:34

at 11:30

01:20:35 --> 01:20:36

in the morning,

01:20:36 --> 01:20:38

I took my Shahada

01:20:38 --> 01:20:41

and declared my belief that there is only

01:20:41 --> 01:20:44

one God and that Muhammad, peace be upon

01:20:44 --> 01:20:45

him, is his messenger.

01:20:52 --> 01:20:55

And I joined then, what I consider to

01:20:55 --> 01:20:57

be the biggest and the best family in

01:20:57 --> 01:20:58

the world.

01:20:59 --> 01:21:00

And I know that wherever

01:21:01 --> 01:21:03

I go in the world, it doesn't matter

01:21:03 --> 01:21:06

how remote the place is. I will meet

01:21:07 --> 01:21:08

brothers and sisters

01:21:08 --> 01:21:11

who will give me their love and support

01:21:11 --> 01:21:11

and help

01:21:12 --> 01:21:13

if I need it.

01:21:14 --> 01:21:17

And that is very important to me.

01:21:19 --> 01:21:21

I was also lucky enough

01:21:22 --> 01:21:23

in January

01:21:23 --> 01:21:24

this year

01:21:25 --> 01:21:29

to go on Hajj, the annual pilgrimage which

01:21:29 --> 01:21:32

Muslims are required to do at least once

01:21:32 --> 01:21:33

in their life.

01:21:35 --> 01:21:37

As I say, the Saudi women

01:21:37 --> 01:21:39

don't think for one minute

01:21:40 --> 01:21:43

that they're oppressed or subjugated. They're like a

01:21:43 --> 01:21:46

tightly coiled spring and they are

01:21:46 --> 01:21:46

really

01:21:47 --> 01:21:48

ready to

01:21:48 --> 01:21:49

launch

01:21:50 --> 01:21:51

into the political scene

01:21:52 --> 01:21:54

in Saudi Arabia.

01:21:56 --> 01:21:59

There were elections earlier this year. Women weren't

01:21:59 --> 01:22:01

allowed to vote. Let me tell you,

01:22:01 --> 01:22:03

I really feel

01:22:03 --> 01:22:05

that the next elections,

01:22:05 --> 01:22:07

not only will will women be voting,

01:22:08 --> 01:22:09

they will be standing

01:22:09 --> 01:22:10

as well.

01:22:12 --> 01:22:13

These women are really

01:22:13 --> 01:22:16

really remarkable and as I say, they're in

01:22:16 --> 01:22:18

the wings and they're ready to launch.

01:22:19 --> 01:22:20

Unfortunately,

01:22:20 --> 01:22:22

because of Saudi's restrictive

01:22:22 --> 01:22:24

media rules, we hardly

01:22:24 --> 01:22:28

get to find out any real news

01:22:28 --> 01:22:30

that is happening there.

01:22:30 --> 01:22:34

But these sisters from Jeddah told me how

01:22:34 --> 01:22:35

distressed they were

01:22:36 --> 01:22:38

during the 2nd intifada,

01:22:38 --> 01:22:41

the uprising in Palestine. How

01:22:42 --> 01:22:44

distressed they were and they had been discussing

01:22:45 --> 01:22:45

this

01:22:46 --> 01:22:46

in the mosque

01:22:47 --> 01:22:47

after

01:22:48 --> 01:22:49

Friday prayers.

01:22:49 --> 01:22:52

And they wanted to show their solidarity

01:22:52 --> 01:22:53

with their Palestinian

01:22:54 --> 01:22:54

sisters.

01:22:55 --> 01:22:56

So they did something

01:22:58 --> 01:22:58

that,

01:22:59 --> 01:23:00

is forbidden

01:23:00 --> 01:23:03

in Saudi. They had a spontaneous

01:23:04 --> 01:23:04

demonstration.

01:23:06 --> 01:23:08

And they shouted and demonstrated

01:23:10 --> 01:23:12

and the police were called because of of

01:23:12 --> 01:23:14

this, public disorder.

01:23:15 --> 01:23:16

And the police moved in

01:23:17 --> 01:23:19

and one of the the main

01:23:20 --> 01:23:21

women

01:23:21 --> 01:23:23

stood in front of the police and she

01:23:23 --> 01:23:26

said, dare one of you touch us.

01:23:26 --> 01:23:29

We are Saudi women and you cannot touch

01:23:29 --> 01:23:30

us. And the police

01:23:31 --> 01:23:32

sprang back.

01:23:33 --> 01:23:35

And they were wondering what on earth are

01:23:35 --> 01:23:36

we going to do with these women. We

01:23:36 --> 01:23:38

can't have them demonstrating.

01:23:39 --> 01:23:42

But they're right. We can't manhandle them and

01:23:42 --> 01:23:43

cart them off to

01:23:44 --> 01:23:45

jail either.

01:23:45 --> 01:23:48

And there was this standoff for about half

01:23:48 --> 01:23:51

an hour as the women continued with their

01:23:51 --> 01:23:52

protest.

01:23:53 --> 01:23:54

In the end,

01:23:54 --> 01:23:56

the police chief had a better idea

01:23:57 --> 01:23:59

and they went and arrested all their husbands

01:24:00 --> 01:24:00

instead.

01:24:04 --> 01:24:06

They took them to the station

01:24:07 --> 01:24:10

and they said the next time their wives

01:24:10 --> 01:24:11

did this,

01:24:12 --> 01:24:13

they would be charged,

01:24:15 --> 01:24:16

which,

01:24:16 --> 01:24:18

is a wonderful tale.

01:24:19 --> 01:24:19

So that was,

01:24:20 --> 01:24:22

Hajj in January.

01:24:25 --> 01:24:28

Obviously, you're all aware of the London bombings.

01:24:28 --> 01:24:30

I live in Central London.

01:24:31 --> 01:24:31

We were

01:24:34 --> 01:24:35

shocked by the

01:24:36 --> 01:24:37

ferocity of the atrocity

01:24:39 --> 01:24:41

but not surprised.

01:24:42 --> 01:24:45

The anti war movement and the political party

01:24:45 --> 01:24:48

I belong to called Respect, which is led

01:24:48 --> 01:24:50

by George Galloway MP,

01:24:51 --> 01:24:52

had said,

01:24:52 --> 01:24:55

long before the first bombs dropped on Baghdad,

01:24:56 --> 01:24:58

we told Tony Blair,

01:24:58 --> 01:25:01

if you take us into a war with

01:25:01 --> 01:25:02

Iraq,

01:25:03 --> 01:25:03

our

01:25:04 --> 01:25:05

security

01:25:06 --> 01:25:07

will vanish.

01:25:07 --> 01:25:08

London

01:25:08 --> 01:25:09

will become

01:25:10 --> 01:25:10

a target.

01:25:12 --> 01:25:13

In his

01:25:13 --> 01:25:17

arrogance, he dismissed us. He dismissed the fears

01:25:17 --> 01:25:20

of 2,000,000 people who marched in London.

01:25:20 --> 01:25:23

He would rather take his orders from Washington.

01:25:26 --> 01:25:27

Really, I salute

01:25:28 --> 01:25:29

New Zealand

01:25:30 --> 01:25:32

in its strength and determination

01:25:33 --> 01:25:35

to stand up to America

01:25:36 --> 01:25:38

over many different issues.

01:25:44 --> 01:25:44

That

01:25:45 --> 01:25:46

stand

01:25:50 --> 01:25:52

It should be me applauding you.

01:25:53 --> 01:25:54

That stand

01:25:55 --> 01:25:56

has made New Zealand

01:25:57 --> 01:26:00

one of the safest places on earth.

01:26:01 --> 01:26:02

In terms of security

01:26:03 --> 01:26:06

and certainly your anti nuclear stance is

01:26:06 --> 01:26:07

admirable.

01:26:09 --> 01:26:12

Beware of siren calls from politicians

01:26:12 --> 01:26:14

like Winston Peters

01:26:15 --> 01:26:16

who thrive only

01:26:17 --> 01:26:17

on hate.

01:26:27 --> 01:26:30

You have a very important election

01:26:30 --> 01:26:31

coming up soon.

01:26:32 --> 01:26:35

I can't tell you how to vote, but

01:26:35 --> 01:26:36

just be wary

01:26:37 --> 01:26:37

of those

01:26:38 --> 01:26:40

who would want to stand shoulder to shoulder

01:26:40 --> 01:26:43

with George Bush because you will end up

01:26:43 --> 01:26:46

in serious trouble like we have in Britain.

01:26:48 --> 01:26:50

Thank you very much for

01:26:50 --> 01:26:53

listening to me. I am really looking forward

01:26:54 --> 01:26:57

to hearing your questions and observations.

01:26:59 --> 01:27:01

As I say to the non muslims here

01:27:01 --> 01:27:02

tonight,

01:27:02 --> 01:27:05

I am not Islam's answer to Billy Graham.

01:27:05 --> 01:27:07

I am not here to get you to

01:27:07 --> 01:27:08

convert.

01:27:09 --> 01:27:10

But if you are interested

01:27:11 --> 01:27:13

in learning a little bit more

01:27:14 --> 01:27:14

about

01:27:15 --> 01:27:15

Islam

01:27:16 --> 01:27:17

for your own benefits,

01:27:18 --> 01:27:19

not for any other reason,

01:27:20 --> 01:27:23

there's some books outside which you're welcome to

01:27:23 --> 01:27:23

take away.

01:27:24 --> 01:27:26

Thank you very much for being a terrific

01:27:26 --> 01:27:27

audience. Thank you.

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