Yvonne Ridley – From Captive to Convert

Yvonne Ridley
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The speaker discusses the history and importance of the Islam religion, including its downfall and use of Phone-Max during mass protests. They emphasize the importance of learning from the "has been there" meaningless messages and not rushing into mass protests. A woman discusses her conservative stance and desire to join the Muslim movement, as well as her past experiences with recent attacks and desire to become a part of the movement. The speaker promises to answer questions and observe the movement.

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			And
		
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			to say that the British people are not
		
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			represented
		
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			by president's
		
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			by time and time and time to declare
		
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			that he's,
		
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			for his
		
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			new document.
		
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			Miss Miller Arrahmanir
		
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			Rahim.
		
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			Brothers,
		
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			sisters,
		
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			friends,
		
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			assalamu alaykum.
		
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			Welcome.
		
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			It gives me tremendous pleasure
		
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			to be in New Zealand
		
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			and to share my story with so many
		
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			of you tonight.
		
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			Now I can see
		
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			a lot of non Muslims in the room.
		
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			Just relax, I'm not Islam's answer to Billy
		
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			Graham.
		
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			I want to share this story with you
		
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			so you can enjoy it, maybe understand a
		
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			little bit more about Islam.
		
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			The title of the story is From Kabul
		
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			to Kaaba, but
		
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			I want to take you
		
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			back a few weeks before I entered Kabul.
		
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			I want to take you back to
		
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			September 11.
		
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			I bet everyone
		
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			in this room
		
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			can remember
		
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			exactly where they were,
		
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			who they were with,
		
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			what they were doing
		
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			when they heard about September 11.
		
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			The Muslims that I have spoken to
		
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			who saw the horrific
		
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			events unfold on television
		
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			told me
		
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			that at the moment
		
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			of the second plane going into the Twin
		
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			Towers and realizing it was a terrorist strike,
		
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			their first reaction
		
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			was,
		
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			please God, don't let this be the work
		
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			of Muslims.
		
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			I was in my
		
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			newsroom in Fleet Street
		
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			in London
		
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			when I noticed
		
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			people gathering around
		
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			the television
		
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			sets
		
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			that were there.
		
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			And I shouted over to somebody at the
		
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			Sunday Express and said, what's going on?
		
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			And they said, oh, there's been a terrible
		
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			accident. There's a plane crashed into one of
		
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			the Twin Towers in New York.
		
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			And there's something compelling, isn't there, about
		
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			live news
		
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			breaking and live pictures.
		
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			And I went up and joined everybody else
		
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			and watched the drama
		
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			unfold.
		
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			And then we saw the 2nd plane going
		
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			in.
		
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			I've told you about the immediate reaction
		
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			of Muslims.
		
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			My immediate reaction was
		
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			this is a big, big story. It's bigger
		
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			than the assassination
		
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			of JFK,
		
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			could even be bigger than man landing on
		
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			the moon.
		
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			I've got to get out to New York.
		
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			My reaction
		
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			was different to those of the Muslims
		
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			certainly.
		
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			By the time I got to Heathrow Airport,
		
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			the twin towers had imploded,
		
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			the Pentagon had been hit, a plane had
		
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			gone down in Pennsylvania,
		
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			America was at war, it was under siege.
		
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			Her airspace had been closed down, her borders
		
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			had been sealed,
		
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			and I physically couldn't
		
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			get into the country no matter which airline
		
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			or which route I looked at. It was
		
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			impossible.
		
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			And so I hung round Heathrow
		
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			in and out for the next 4 days.
		
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			Finally,
		
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			I got that ticket for the first flight
		
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			out to New York.
		
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			And as I was making my way
		
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			to the departure lounge,
		
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			my phone went and it was my boss,
		
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			the news editor.
		
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			He said there's been a change of plans.
		
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			We want you to go to Pakistan.
		
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			I was furious.
		
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			The contacts that I had been making were
		
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			in New York.
		
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			My clothes that I had packed were for
		
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			New York.
		
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			I'd never been to Pakistan.
		
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			I probably needed injections.
		
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			You know, what is this country? Why do
		
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			you want to send me there?
		
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			This is a Middle Eastern thing. Why don't
		
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			I go to the Middle East? And he
		
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			said, no. The story is going to unfold
		
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			in
		
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			in Pakistan
		
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			and neighboring Afghanistan.
		
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			Within 12 hours I arrived in Islamabad
		
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			dressed for New York which went down very
		
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			well as you can imagine.
		
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			And over the next few days
		
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			I
		
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			started writing about people's hopes and fears for
		
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			the impending
		
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			war which was going to happen
		
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			in neighboring Afghanistan
		
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			where the richest country in the world
		
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			was going to bomb the poorest country in
		
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			the world.
		
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			By the end of the week, 3,000
		
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			journalists from around the world
		
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			had joined me.
		
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			They were in Peshawar,
		
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			they were in Islamabad,
		
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			and they were down in Quetta.
		
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			Thousands of journalists from all over the world
		
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			from print, radio,
		
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			TV, the Internet, every form
		
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			of communication
		
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			you can imagine.
		
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			I worked for a Sunday newspaper. I was
		
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			the chief reporter of the Sunday Express,
		
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			and I was trying to second guess
		
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			what the news would be at the weekend.
		
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			You get a chance to be more analytical.
		
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			And I'm not a journalist who has ever
		
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			been spoon fed
		
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			from governments.
		
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			I don't trust them.
		
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			And so I began to think that the
		
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			best story was probably in Afghanistan.
		
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			From the ordinary people, the ordinary Afghan people,
		
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			I wanted to know what their expectations
		
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			and fears
		
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			were.
		
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			What life was like for them living under
		
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			the Taliban.
		
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			We'd read a lot of news.
		
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			According to Bush and Blair, the Taliban was
		
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			the most evil,
		
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			brutal regime in the world.
		
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			They subjugated
		
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			and oppressed women.
		
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			They killed them randomly.
		
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			The tales that were coming out were terrible.
		
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			I distinctly remember
		
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			Tony Blair saying,
		
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			these people are so evil
		
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			they won't even let their children
		
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			fly kites.
		
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			And
		
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			so I decided, well I need to find
		
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			this out for myself.
		
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			And I went to the Taliban
		
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			embassy
		
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			in Islamabad
		
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			and I tried 3 times to get a
		
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			visa
		
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			and 3 times
		
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			I was rejected.
		
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			And so in the end,
		
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			with my guides, I had got 2 or
		
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			3 guides who were helping me,
		
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			I decided to sneak into
		
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			Afghanistan.
		
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			The idea was planted in my head by
		
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			the BBC's chief correspondent, John Simpson,
		
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			who had put on a burqa
		
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			and put his toe into Afghanistan
		
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			and said, hey look, I've become invisible.
		
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			And I thought, well if the BBC's
		
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			gargantuan
		
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			correspondent
		
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			can become invisible,
		
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			then surely
		
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			it would be easy for me.
		
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			And so we devised a plan that we
		
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			would be part of a wedding party.
		
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			I would go in with 2 guides. 1
		
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			from the NWFP
		
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			province in,
		
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			Pakistan. The other one
		
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			was born in Afghanistan.
		
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			And we went in as a group. I
		
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			put on the burqa. We drove through the
		
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			Khyber Pass.
		
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			That was another eye opening experience. I imagined
		
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			the Khyber Pass to be about 30 yards
		
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			long. It was 33 miles
		
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			long.
		
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			Winding dramatic
		
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			mountainous roads.
		
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			Amazing
		
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			scenery.
		
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			Traces of British imperialism
		
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			everywhere.
		
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			And then we went right down into a
		
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			dust bowl known as Torquem,
		
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			and there
		
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			was no man's land.
		
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			We got out of the car and started
		
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			to walk towards
		
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			the Taliban checkpoint
		
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			where some very
		
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			scary looking men with great big beards and
		
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			big black turbans and Kalashnikovs
		
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			were
		
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			sitting, waiting.
		
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			Suddenly I could hear my heart thump thump
		
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			thump in my ears.
		
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			And I'm beginning to think maybe this isn't
		
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			such a good idea.
		
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			I wanted to turn round and run away,
		
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			but I'd gone beyond the point
		
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			of no return.
		
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			But it was as predicted.
		
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			I had become
		
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			invisible.
		
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			I didn't even warrant
		
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			a first look, never mind a second look,
		
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			as we crossed the Taliban checkpoint.
		
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			I think I was across
		
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			on someone's
		
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			ID papers.
		
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			And we went across,
		
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			we jumped into a taxi,
		
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			and we
		
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			headed for the 1st major city which was
		
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			Jalalabad.
		
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			I was very tense, very excited. I was
		
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			going to see
		
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			firsthand
		
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			what life was like in one of the
		
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			major cities in Afghanistan,
		
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			in this male dominated
		
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			regime
		
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			where women were oppressed
		
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			and subjugated
		
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			according to Bush and Blair.
		
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			When we pulled up at the marketplace,
		
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			I was really surprised
		
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			because there, who was doing all the shopping?
		
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			The men.
		
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			You can't get western men into supermarkets or
		
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			to do the shopping.
		
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			And there were all these men doing the
		
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			shopping. I thought, well, this is a good
		
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			sign.
		
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			Of course, the reason for that was under
		
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			the Taliban,
		
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			regime, women were not allowed to talk to
		
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			strange men,
		
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			and strange men were any men other than
		
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			a husband,
		
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			a father, a brother, or a close male
		
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			relative.
		
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			So doing something as simple as buying a
		
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			bag of sugar was virtually impossible unless you
		
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			were related
		
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			to the trader.
		
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			There were women around.
		
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			They were all wearing the burqa, and they
		
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			were in the company of their mahram or
		
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			male
		
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			companion
		
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			escort.
		
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			I sat on the edge of the marketplace
		
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			and watched.
		
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			And there were lots of Taliban around, and
		
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			people seemed very excited
		
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			and very happy.
		
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			They didn't seem as though they were about
		
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			to be bombed by the most powerful nation
		
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			in the world.
		
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			People seemed relaxed
		
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			and I was quite surprised.
		
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			Our party then went with provisions
		
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			to a tiny village, not even the size
		
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			of this hall.
		
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			And we went into the village and there
		
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			was lots of tears and laughter
		
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			as one of their own had returned, and
		
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			he brought with him his cousin from the
		
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			NWFP,
		
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			his wife, his children,
		
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			and then they said, well, who's that?
		
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			Pointing at me.
		
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			And he told them.
		
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			He told them in past 2, I didn't
		
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			understand the language, but I could tell from
		
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			the reaction
		
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			that they were not at all happy. Why
		
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			on earth have you brought a Westerner into
		
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			our midst at a time of war?
		
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			That day,
		
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			the Taliban spiritual leader, Mullah Omar, had just
		
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			announced
		
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			that anyone
		
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			helping a Westerner
		
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			would be executed.
		
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			So naturally, they were angry, they were nervous,
		
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			they were agitated.
		
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			But within half an hour,
		
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			the
		
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			natural
		
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			exuberance and hospitality
		
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			and curiosity of the Afghan people
		
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			overcame
		
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			the villages
		
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			and they started talking to me.
		
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			The first was a a young girl in
		
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			her twenties.
		
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			And I said, what do you think about
		
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			this
		
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			impending war?
		
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			And she said, I am so angry.
		
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			I should be in a hospital
		
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			by now,
		
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			qualified as a doctor,
		
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			ready to help my people, ready to save
		
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			lives.
		
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			People are going to be wounded in this
		
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			war and I could help and save them.
		
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			And I said, so what is your problem?
		
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			She said, my training was stopped
		
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			a couple of years ago.
		
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			The Taliban closed down the training center
		
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			and sent all the instructors home.
		
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			And here I am now, back home, rotting
		
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			away in this village when I should
		
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			be helping my people.
		
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			And I felt very sorry for her and
		
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			I could feel her frustration.
		
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			Here was a young ambitious girl and her
		
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			life seemed to have been put in limbo.
		
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			Just then her elder brother came in
		
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			and he, through the translator, started talking and
		
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			he also
		
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			had been training to be a doctor
		
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			at the very same medical school. And when
		
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			it had closed down for financial reasons,
		
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			he too had been sent home. So it
		
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			wasn't
		
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			just
		
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			the girl who was being affected,
		
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			her brother was as well.
		
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			And as we were communicating
		
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			with the help of the translator,
		
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			an Afghan lady
		
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			walked in
		
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			and she looked at me very carefully and
		
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			she put her hands on her hips and
		
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			she really looked me up and down.
		
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			And then she said through the translator,
		
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			have you any children?
		
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			And I said, yes I have a daughter.
		
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			She said, just one.
		
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			And I said, yes, just one.
		
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			And she pushed me
		
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			very strong. I lost my balance and went
		
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			the other way.
		
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			And she said, you English and American women,
		
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			you are all so pathetic.
		
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			All you can ever have is 1 or
		
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			2 children.
		
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			Me,
		
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			I can have 15.
		
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			And when you run out of your boy
		
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			soldiers,
		
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			I will be producing more.
		
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			Don't think that Afghan women are shy retiring
		
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			creatures.
		
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			And I thought, well, if this is what
		
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			the women are like what on earth are
		
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			the men like?
		
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			And I said, but aren't you afraid
		
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			of
		
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			America,
		
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			of American soldiers?
		
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			She said, dare one American soldier come into
		
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			my village and I will get those pots
		
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			and pans and I will fight him back
		
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			myself.
		
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			And I thought she probably would.
		
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			Then she said, look I'm really sorry
		
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			about this mishap.
		
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			We're very sorry, but this mishap in New
		
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			York, it has nothing to do with us.
		
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			And she kept calling
		
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			911
		
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			a mishap.
		
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			And I thought,
		
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			you know, this is really provocative, this is
		
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			so offensive, this is insulting, 6,000 plus people
		
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			have died, that's what we thought at the
		
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			time,
		
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			and you're calling it a mishap.
		
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			And then I realized
		
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			that under the Taliban, televisions were banned.
		
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			Nobody
		
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			saw the dramatic images that we saw which
		
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			were played on our TVs
		
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			every day, day in day out for more
		
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			than 2, 3 weeks.
		
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			Whipping up the anger and the hysteria and
		
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			the fear,
		
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			watching the towers being hit, the towers imploding.
		
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			They didn't see any of that.
		
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			They lived in single story buildings.
		
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			So trying to convey to them the full
		
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			horror
		
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			of someone trying to jump from the 101st
		
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			floor rather than face the inferno inside
		
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			was very very difficult.
		
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			And that is why
		
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			the Afghan people referred to
		
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			9:11 as a mishap.
		
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			But she said we're very sad but what
		
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			has this got to do with us? Why
		
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			do the Americans
		
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			want to bomb us?
		
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			We didn't do that.
		
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			And her argument had some logic to it.
		
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			As the afternoon progressed I could tell that
		
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			people were getting more and more nervous by
		
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			my presence in the village and we
		
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			took some photographs after some persuasion
		
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			and then we left. We thought we'll head
		
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			back early.
		
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			But by the time we got back to
		
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			Torkham, the gates had closed, these great big
		
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			metal gates,
		
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			and we couldn't get through.
		
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			Apparently,
		
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			Pakistan had sealed the border. They weren't letting
		
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			anybody
		
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			in or out.
		
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			We stayed overnight and the next morning we
		
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			went back to the
		
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			area of Torquem, and again
		
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			the gates were closed.
		
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			And I said to my guides, if I
		
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			don't get back by a certain time my
		
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			news editor will raise the alarm
		
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			and there will be all sorts of panic.
		
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			And one of the guides said, well, we
		
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			can go through a smuggling route.
		
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			And my eyes lit up at this. I
		
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			thought this is very exciting.
		
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			This will give me something to write about
		
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			and add to the humanitarian
		
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			report that I will be doing and I
		
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			said, great.
		
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			Okay. And I imagine that we'd be going
		
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			through
		
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			narrow mountain passes and ducking from bush to
		
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			bush, and it would be really
		
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			exciting
		
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			because
		
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			the border with Afghanistan
		
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			is about 1400
		
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			kilometers long and there are said to be
		
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			about 300, 400 smuggling routes. So you can
		
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			imagine how
		
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			porous
		
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			the border is.
		
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			And so we went to this area called
		
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			Dour Barber
		
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			but there was nothing
		
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			secretive about it. In fact, there was probably
		
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			more people in Doubaba
		
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			than there are in this room tonight.
		
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			There were camel traders, there were donkey traders,
		
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			there were people
		
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			selling refreshments,
		
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			people selling carpets,
		
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			There were Afghan families with all their goods
		
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			packed into handcarts
		
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			heading
		
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			towards Pakistan.
		
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			Unable to bear facing yet another war in
		
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			their country,
		
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			wanting to get to the safety of Pakistan.
		
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			And there were lots of young men
		
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			striding
		
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			over from Pakistan
		
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			looking for Taliban recruiting officers because they wanted
		
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			to sign up and fight with the Taliban
		
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			against the great Satan,
		
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			as they referred to America.
		
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			By this time,
		
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			the Afghan shoes I had been wearing were
		
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			cutting into my feet and they were bleeding
		
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			and sore,
		
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			And I complained, and one of my guides
		
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			said, well, we're only 10 minutes away from
		
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			the border, but we can
		
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			go by donkey.
		
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			And he said, can you ride a donkey?
		
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			I thought, can I ride a donkey? You
		
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			know, I can ride a horse, I can
		
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			jump with a horse. Look at these donkeys,
		
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			they're smaller.
		
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			They're the same shape and size. It's same
		
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			shape, you know, and they they look more
		
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			or less the same but they're smaller, probably
		
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			easier to control. Of course, I can ride
		
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			a donkey.
		
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			So
		
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			we set off and did a deal with,
		
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			this man. I never understood how we were
		
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			hiring it, how he was going to get
		
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			it back, but
		
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			he was happy to part with the donkey.
		
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			And I got on its back.
		
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			Now I don't know if it sensed that
		
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			it had an infidel on its back or
		
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			what, but it just bolted.
		
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			And it tore through this area.
		
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			And my feet were waving, my arms were
		
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			waving,
		
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			the wind caught the burqa that I was
		
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			wearing
		
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			and billowed the burqa which made the creature
		
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			even more frightened and it ran even faster.
		
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			I was screaming my arms like this. I
		
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			must have looked like a giant bat
		
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			trying to balance on this
		
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			wretched beast which was out of control.
		
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			And as I move forward to try
		
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			and get hold of the reins just to
		
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			stop it,
		
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			the one piece of equipment that I had
		
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			taken with me,
		
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			a camera
		
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			banned under the Taliban,
		
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			slipped out of the folds of my burqa
		
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			right into the passing view of a Taliban
		
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			soldier.
		
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			He saw this and went crazy.
		
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			Now I don't know
		
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			whether the donkey
		
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			stopped and threw me off,
		
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			whether he stopped the donkey and pulled me
		
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			off.
		
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			What happened, I really can't remember. All I
		
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			remember is hitting the ground at a great
		
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			rate of speed
		
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			and then picking myself up. And as I
		
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			drew myself up,
		
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			I looked straight into the face of this
		
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			Taliban
		
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			soldier through the grill
		
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			of my burqa.
		
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			And he was screaming
		
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			and shouting
		
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			at me.
		
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			When I got back to London,
		
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			some of my girlfriends said,
		
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			what was going through your mind at that
		
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			precise moment when you knew the game was
		
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			up?
		
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			And I said, well,
		
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			for a nanosecond,
		
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			and I said it was a nanosecond,
		
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			I looked at this Taliban
		
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			soldier and I thought, my goodness, you're gorgeous.
		
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			He had
		
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			the most amazing green
		
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			emerald eyes.
		
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			Very high cheekbones
		
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			and a great big beard with a life
		
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			of its own. Very very striking. But as
		
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			I say, it was a nanosecond.
		
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			And then I thought, oh,
		
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			I've been caught.
		
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			So I took my camera off and I
		
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			handed it to him. And then I closed
		
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			my eyes waiting to be
		
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			shot in the head.
		
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			And when I opened my eyes after a
		
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			few seconds, he'd gone.
		
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			He'd gone over to the man who hired
		
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			the donkeys. He wanted to know
		
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			who is in charge of this woman.
		
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			And then he would get to the bottom
		
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			of the camera.
		
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			I was delighted. I thought I can get
		
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			away. He still doesn't realize that there's a
		
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			westerner
		
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			under the burqa.
		
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			And I turned and went to attach myself
		
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			to another group
		
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			to follow them
		
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			over the border.
		
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			And as I walked away,
		
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			I looked behind and by this time a
		
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			crowd of about a 100 men had surrounded
		
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			my 2 guides.
		
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			And the soldier was in the middle and
		
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			he's screaming and shouting and waving the camera
		
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			at him.
		
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			1 of the guides had been smacked across
		
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			the face and he had a * nose,
		
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			and the other one was trying to calm
		
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			down
		
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			the situation.
		
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			And I looked and I thought, I can't
		
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			leave them behind.
		
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			Although we had made an agreement that if
		
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			things did go pear shaped, none of us
		
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			knew each other,
		
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			I couldn't abandon them. And so I went
		
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			back.
		
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			And I tried to push my way through
		
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			these very angry men.
		
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			And they pushed me back. This was man's
		
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			business. It had nothing to do with a
		
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			woman.
		
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			So in the end, I
		
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			removed my burger
		
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			and said in a very loud voice, will
		
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			somebody
		
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			let me through?
		
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			You could have heard a pin drop.
		
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			And then there was a parting like the
		
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			Red Sea
		
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			as I walked towards the handsome soldier who
		
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			by this time was looking really gormless because
		
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			his jaw just dropped
		
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			as he saw a westerner,
		
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			a blonde haired, blue eyed come towards him.
		
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			And I thought he is going to be
		
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			so happy
		
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			to have got his hands on a westerner
		
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			that he'll forget all about my 2 guides.
		
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			And as I walked, I shot them a
		
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			sideways glance.
		
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			And I could see by the full horror
		
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			on their face
		
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			that just when they thought things couldn't get
		
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			any worse,
		
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			they had.
		
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			I had emerged.
		
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			I went up to the soldier, demanded the
		
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			return
		
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			of my camera,
		
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			and once he'd recovered,
		
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			he got the 3 of us and we
		
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			were bundled into a vehicle
		
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			and taken off in the direction
		
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			of Jalalabad.
		
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			During the
		
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			journey,
		
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			the driver and the Taliban soldier had a
		
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			very fierce exchange, and they kept looking back
		
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			at me
		
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			and arguing and looking back. And suddenly, the
		
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			driver did an emergency
		
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			stop.
		
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			The soldier asked me to get out of
		
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			the car.
		
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			And then
		
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			he took me to this
		
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			raised piece of ground
		
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			and asked me to stand on it
		
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			from the way he was motioning. So I
		
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			stood on this
		
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			raised piece of ground
		
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			and then he went off. He went marching
		
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			off to my left and I thought, where's
		
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			he gone?
		
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			And I'm standing there, rigid with fear,
		
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			don't move on this little tiny hill.
		
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			And I'm looking around and then I all
		
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			I can see
		
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			are stones and pebbles and rocks.
		
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			And I thought,
		
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			this is the stoning corner.
		
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			I'm going to be stoned. He's gone off
		
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			to get a crowd.
		
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			He's probably gone off somewhere to say, hey,
		
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			I've got a westerner stoning in 10 minutes.
		
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			So I'm standing there and I'm looking down,
		
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			and all I could see was blood red
		
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			nail varnish coming up from my toes. I'd
		
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			lost my socks and shoes in the melee.
		
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			And I thought, oh no.
		
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			Nail varnish is banned under the Taliban. If
		
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			they see my toes they'll probably chop them
		
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			off 1 by 1. So I try to
		
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			cover
		
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			my toes
		
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			as well.
		
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			And I don't know what it is about
		
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			Afghanistan.
		
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			The place can be deserted one minute
		
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			and in the next 20 seconds you can
		
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			have a crowd.
		
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			And about 20 seconds later, there were about
		
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			80
		
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			scary looking men
		
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			staring back at me,
		
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			and they were getting closer
		
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			and closer.
		
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			Of course, I'm thinking that they're getting closer
		
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			and closer
		
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			so they can take a good aim when
		
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			the stoning starts.
		
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			And I'm looking around at them and trying
		
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			to find
		
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			a kind face,
		
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			maybe a hero,
		
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			somebody
		
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			who will come to my defense,
		
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			and I couldn't see one. Everybody just looked
		
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			really hostile.
		
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			Of course, the reason why they were getting
		
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			closer and closer
		
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			was to have a better look. Because
		
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			in
		
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			Taliban ruled Afghanistan,
		
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			no man saw another woman's face unless she
		
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			was a mother, a sister, or a daughter,
		
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			or a close female relative.
		
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			So seeing me would be a bit like
		
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			seeing a panda in the zoo for the
		
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			first time.
		
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			So they were getting closer. Of course, I'm
		
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			thinking they're getting closer so they can take
		
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			aim when the stoning starts.
		
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			I mean, we can laugh about it now,
		
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			but I really thought
		
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			that the final
		
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			minutes of my life were being played out
		
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			in this Godforsaken
		
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			area.
		
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			And as I looked around,
		
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			they say that your life flashes before you.
		
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			Mine didn't. I'm just thinking how can I
		
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			get out of this situation?
		
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			And then I remembered
		
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			my time as a Sunday school teacher.
		
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			And there was a biblical scene
		
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			where Jesus had said at a stoning, let
		
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			him without sin
		
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			cast the first stone.
		
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			So I thought, right,
		
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			I'm going to say that.
		
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			Of course it never occurred to me they
		
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			wouldn't be able to understand me.
		
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			But I thought, no, I'm going to say,
		
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			okay then, bring it on, but let him
		
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			without sin cast the first stone. And so
		
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			I'm playing this out in my mind, and
		
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			then I'm looking round, and
		
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			I thought, no, there's probably some pious so
		
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			and so at the back saying, that's me,
		
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			and he'll start the stoning.
		
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			So all of this is going through my
		
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			mind
		
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			when suddenly
		
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			the Taliban soldier returns
		
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			and he has with him a woman wearing
		
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			a burqa.
		
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			She comes up behind me and turns me
		
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			around very briskly
		
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			and starts to frisk me.
		
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			And I thought, oh, they're not going to
		
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			kill me. Well, not just yet anyway. They're
		
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			trying to find out
		
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			if I'm carrying any weapons.
		
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			And isn't it strange that he's gone off
		
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			to get a woman? You know, why wouldn't
		
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			he just search me himself?
		
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			Obviously, showing more courtesy than British police.
		
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			And so
		
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			all the fear that I had felt and
		
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			the terror just melted away with relief, and
		
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			then I became very angry.
		
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			Those men had made me feel as though
		
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			I was going to die.
		
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			So I pulled away from the Afghan woman
		
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			and I swung around at these
		
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			wretched men.
		
00:31:01 --> 00:31:03
			And I was wearing, I want you to
		
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			picture the scene. My burqa had gone but
		
00:31:05 --> 00:31:07
			I was wearing a shalwar kameez,
		
00:31:08 --> 00:31:08
			the
		
00:31:09 --> 00:31:09
			trousers
		
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			and an orange dress down to the knees.
		
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			And I swung around at these men very
		
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			angry and I said, I am not carrying
		
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			any weapons.
		
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			And to emphasize this, I picked up the
		
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			hem of my dress and said, look.
		
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			Well, there was a collective sharp intake of
		
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			breath.
		
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			And then they all turned round and ran
		
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			as though the devil was snapping at their
		
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			heels.
		
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			I don't know if any of you have
		
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			seen the Carry On film where the Scottish
		
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			regiment lift up their kilts at the natives
		
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			and they run off, but it was the
		
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			same effect.
		
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			Of course, this was highly inappropriate
		
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			behavior for a woman in Afghanistan,
		
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			as I was to find out.
		
00:32:01 --> 00:32:04
			And the lady wearing the burka swung me
		
00:32:04 --> 00:32:06
			back round and whacked me across the face.
		
00:32:07 --> 00:32:09
			She was in such a state of shock
		
00:32:09 --> 00:32:10
			at this vulgar
		
00:32:11 --> 00:32:11
			display.
		
00:32:12 --> 00:32:15
			Anyway, having established that I'm not carrying any
		
00:32:15 --> 00:32:19
			weapons, I was then bundled back into the
		
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			car and driven off to Jalalabad.
		
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			I was taken into the intelligence headquarters and
		
00:32:26 --> 00:32:28
			introduced to the head of intelligence
		
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			who understood
		
00:32:30 --> 00:32:32
			a little bit of English.
		
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			I apologized
		
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			for causing any inconvenience
		
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			and
		
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			he asked me to
		
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			write down my personal details and telephone contacts
		
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			to prove that I was
		
00:32:44 --> 00:32:45
			a journalist.
		
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			After I had done that,
		
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			he said, we are about to eat.
		
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			You must have something to eat. And I
		
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			said, well, that's very kind but I need
		
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			to use the telephone
		
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			first.
		
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			And he said, no. You can't use the
		
00:33:01 --> 00:33:01
			phone.
		
00:33:02 --> 00:33:03
			So I said, in that case,
		
00:33:04 --> 00:33:06
			I won't eat either as a guest or
		
00:33:06 --> 00:33:08
			a prisoner of the Taliban until I can
		
00:33:08 --> 00:33:09
			use the phone.
		
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			And what started then was the war of
		
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			attrition, which was to last 10 days.
		
00:33:15 --> 00:33:18
			Now you would think that the most evil
		
00:33:18 --> 00:33:19
			brutal regime in the world
		
00:33:20 --> 00:33:21
			couldn't care less
		
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			if one of their prisoners had gone on
		
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			hunger strike,
		
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			but these men were very very upset.
		
00:33:29 --> 00:33:29
			Despite
		
00:33:30 --> 00:33:31
			my protest
		
00:33:31 --> 00:33:33
			saying I'm not eating,
		
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			every morning, noon, and night, they would bring
		
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			me food. They would lay out a cloth
		
00:33:40 --> 00:33:41
			on the floor, beautiful
		
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			carpeted floor, by the way.
		
00:33:45 --> 00:33:47
			And, they would put down some bread,
		
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			some stew,
		
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			and,
		
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			some rice.
		
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			And they would bring in a jug of
		
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			water and a bowl
		
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			and they would wash my hands and they
		
00:34:01 --> 00:34:02
			would tell me
		
00:34:02 --> 00:34:05
			in broken English, you are our sister,
		
00:34:05 --> 00:34:06
			you are our guest,
		
00:34:07 --> 00:34:08
			we want you to be happy.
		
00:34:09 --> 00:34:12
			And I thought, what sort of evil brutal
		
00:34:12 --> 00:34:15
			regime is this? Don't they understand the job
		
00:34:15 --> 00:34:16
			description?
		
00:34:16 --> 00:34:18
			And I'm thinking, you know,
		
00:34:19 --> 00:34:21
			this is just a trick. They're trying to
		
00:34:21 --> 00:34:24
			soften me up. And then the really bad
		
00:34:24 --> 00:34:26
			guys will come in with the
		
00:34:26 --> 00:34:27
			electrodes.
		
00:34:28 --> 00:34:29
			In fact, isn't it strange?
		
00:34:30 --> 00:34:31
			Everything
		
00:34:32 --> 00:34:34
			that I thought would have happened to me
		
00:34:34 --> 00:34:37
			under this so called savage primitive regime
		
00:34:38 --> 00:34:39
			happened
		
00:34:39 --> 00:34:40
			to,
		
00:34:41 --> 00:34:43
			prisoners in Abu Ghraib, in Guantanamo
		
00:34:44 --> 00:34:47
			Bay, and other US holding facilities,
		
00:34:47 --> 00:34:50
			which always prompts me to say, thank God
		
00:34:50 --> 00:34:53
			I was captured by the most evil brutal
		
00:34:53 --> 00:34:55
			regime in the world and not by the
		
00:34:55 --> 00:34:55
			Americans.
		
00:35:06 --> 00:35:08
			By the 3rd day,
		
00:35:08 --> 00:35:11
			they called the doctor. Not that I was
		
00:35:11 --> 00:35:14
			feeling unwell at all but they called the
		
00:35:14 --> 00:35:16
			doctor and he came, a little man who
		
00:35:16 --> 00:35:17
			trained in Germany.
		
00:35:18 --> 00:35:21
			And he looked in my eyes, my ear,
		
00:35:21 --> 00:35:22
			took my pulse,
		
00:35:23 --> 00:35:26
			looked in my mouth, and I thought,
		
00:35:26 --> 00:35:28
			they do this, don't they, on death row
		
00:35:28 --> 00:35:31
			in Texas just before they're going to execute
		
00:35:31 --> 00:35:33
			somebody. They like to make sure
		
00:35:34 --> 00:35:35
			that they're fit and healthy.
		
00:35:37 --> 00:35:39
			And then he took my blood pressure.
		
00:35:40 --> 00:35:42
			And something bothered him
		
00:35:42 --> 00:35:44
			because he then took it again.
		
00:35:44 --> 00:35:47
			And I said, yes, I know I have
		
00:35:47 --> 00:35:48
			high blood pressure.
		
00:35:49 --> 00:35:51
			And he said, no you don't. Your blood
		
00:35:51 --> 00:35:52
			pressure is normal.
		
00:35:52 --> 00:35:54
			I said, don't be so ridiculous.
		
00:35:54 --> 00:35:56
			It can't be normal. You know, I'm about
		
00:35:56 --> 00:35:58
			to be killed by the Taliban. How on
		
00:35:58 --> 00:36:00
			earth is my blood pressure
		
00:36:00 --> 00:36:01
			normal?
		
00:36:01 --> 00:36:03
			And he said, look, and he did it
		
00:36:03 --> 00:36:03
			again.
		
00:36:05 --> 00:36:06
			And it was normal.
		
00:36:07 --> 00:36:09
			I said, there you are. 3 days with
		
00:36:09 --> 00:36:11
			the Taliban and you've cured my blood pressure.
		
00:36:11 --> 00:36:12
			Thank you very much.
		
00:36:14 --> 00:36:16
			On the 5th day,
		
00:36:16 --> 00:36:18
			there was a little guy called Hamid,
		
00:36:19 --> 00:36:22
			the doctor's son actually, who acted as the
		
00:36:22 --> 00:36:25
			translator and he came running into my room
		
00:36:25 --> 00:36:26
			very very excited.
		
00:36:27 --> 00:36:29
			He said, you are on the front page
		
00:36:29 --> 00:36:30
			of the papers.
		
00:36:31 --> 00:36:33
			And he brought in the weekly
		
00:36:33 --> 00:36:34
			paper from Jalalabad.
		
00:36:35 --> 00:36:38
			And although photographs were banned under the Taliban,
		
00:36:38 --> 00:36:41
			there were two pictures of me from Reuters
		
00:36:41 --> 00:36:42
			on the front page
		
00:36:43 --> 00:36:46
			with a little story and headlines that took
		
00:36:46 --> 00:36:47
			over half the page.
		
00:36:48 --> 00:36:50
			The headlines looked longer than the story.
		
00:36:51 --> 00:36:54
			And I said, what does the headline say?
		
00:36:54 --> 00:36:56
			And he read it out and he said,
		
00:36:56 --> 00:36:57
			it says
		
00:36:57 --> 00:37:00
			the Taliban has cured Yvonne, released blood pressure
		
00:37:00 --> 00:37:01
			and she's very happy.
		
00:37:06 --> 00:37:08
			Not the catchiest of headlines.
		
00:37:14 --> 00:37:15
			During those 6 days
		
00:37:16 --> 00:37:17
			in Jalalabad
		
00:37:18 --> 00:37:19
			a procession
		
00:37:19 --> 00:37:20
			of very
		
00:37:20 --> 00:37:21
			scary,
		
00:37:21 --> 00:37:24
			fierce looking men came into the room and
		
00:37:24 --> 00:37:25
			through Hamid
		
00:37:26 --> 00:37:28
			asked me questions and the interrogations
		
00:37:29 --> 00:37:31
			would go on and on until maybe 8,
		
00:37:31 --> 00:37:33
			9 o'clock at night.
		
00:37:35 --> 00:37:36
			They never physically
		
00:37:37 --> 00:37:38
			threatened me.
		
00:37:38 --> 00:37:40
			The worst thing that they said to me
		
00:37:40 --> 00:37:42
			was if you don't tell us the truth,
		
00:37:42 --> 00:37:44
			you will be here for 20 years.
		
00:37:45 --> 00:37:47
			I assured them that they would get sick
		
00:37:47 --> 00:37:48
			long before I did.
		
00:37:50 --> 00:37:51
			And
		
00:37:52 --> 00:37:52
			I had,
		
00:37:53 --> 00:37:56
			decided on quite a risky strategy really. I
		
00:37:56 --> 00:37:59
			had decided to be the prisoner from *.
		
00:38:00 --> 00:38:02
			I had bought into the propaganda,
		
00:38:02 --> 00:38:04
			you see, that this was the most evil
		
00:38:04 --> 00:38:06
			brutal regime in the world, and it didn't
		
00:38:06 --> 00:38:09
			matter what I said or did, they were
		
00:38:09 --> 00:38:10
			going to kill me at the end of
		
00:38:10 --> 00:38:11
			the day
		
00:38:11 --> 00:38:12
			when they wanted to.
		
00:38:13 --> 00:38:15
			And so I just thought if I'm nice,
		
00:38:15 --> 00:38:17
			they're gonna kill me. If I'm nasty, they're
		
00:38:17 --> 00:38:20
			gonna kill me. Well, I'm just gonna go
		
00:38:20 --> 00:38:22
			down fighting. And so I was very
		
00:38:22 --> 00:38:24
			abusive and aggressive.
		
00:38:25 --> 00:38:27
			And the harder I pushed them,
		
00:38:28 --> 00:38:31
			the nicer they were. And they would say,
		
00:38:31 --> 00:38:32
			why are you angry?
		
00:38:33 --> 00:38:34
			You are our guest.
		
00:38:34 --> 00:38:35
			You are our sister.
		
00:38:38 --> 00:38:40
			Hamid had to translate my words.
		
00:38:41 --> 00:38:42
			And one day he said to me,
		
00:38:43 --> 00:38:46
			I am terrified of these people and you
		
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			should be as well. And it's not nice
		
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			for me to translate your words. I get
		
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			scared.
		
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			On the 6th day,
		
00:38:56 --> 00:38:58
			Hamad came to see me and his face
		
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			was nearly black with fear. His mouth was
		
00:39:00 --> 00:39:03
			so dry he could hardly talk.
		
00:39:03 --> 00:39:06
			And he said, you have a very important
		
00:39:06 --> 00:39:06
			visitor.
		
00:39:08 --> 00:39:10
			And I said, who is it? He said,
		
00:39:10 --> 00:39:12
			I can't tell you but you must be
		
00:39:13 --> 00:39:13
			respectful.
		
00:39:14 --> 00:39:16
			I said, well, who is it? Is it
		
00:39:16 --> 00:39:18
			Mullah Omar? And he said, please
		
00:39:19 --> 00:39:20
			just be respectful.
		
00:39:21 --> 00:39:23
			You have to show some respect.
		
00:39:23 --> 00:39:25
			This is a very very
		
00:39:25 --> 00:39:26
			important person.
		
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			So I'm thinking I wonder who it can
		
00:39:29 --> 00:39:30
			be.
		
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			10 minutes later there was a knock on
		
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			the door.
		
00:39:35 --> 00:39:37
			Although I was the prisoner, I had my
		
00:39:37 --> 00:39:39
			own key. And so
		
00:39:39 --> 00:39:41
			I unlocked the door,
		
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			opened it,
		
00:39:46 --> 00:39:47
			Hamad stood aside,
		
00:39:48 --> 00:39:50
			and there in front of me
		
00:39:50 --> 00:39:53
			was a man who made my blood run
		
00:39:53 --> 00:39:54
			cold.
		
00:39:54 --> 00:39:56
			The hair on the back of my neck
		
00:39:56 --> 00:39:57
			lifted.
		
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			For 6 days I had avoided talking about
		
00:40:02 --> 00:40:03
			religion,
		
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			and there in front of me was a
		
00:40:06 --> 00:40:08
			religious cleric, a Milano.
		
00:40:10 --> 00:40:12
			And everything in Afghanistan
		
00:40:12 --> 00:40:15
			is dirty, ripped, and torn, and dusty.
		
00:40:15 --> 00:40:17
			He was wearing an immaculate
		
00:40:17 --> 00:40:20
			ivory gown, one which went right down to
		
00:40:20 --> 00:40:23
			the ground. The Taliban's clothes were above their
		
00:40:23 --> 00:40:24
			ankles.
		
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			This guy's clothes were right down to the
		
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			ground. You couldn't see his feet. And he
		
00:40:29 --> 00:40:30
			had a great big
		
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			ivory turban.
		
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			A very
		
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			modest beard
		
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			by Afghan standards.
		
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			Very light brown modest beard
		
00:40:41 --> 00:40:42
			and light brown eyes.
		
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			And he had beads which he moved, like
		
00:40:46 --> 00:40:48
			rosary beads which he moved 2 at a
		
00:40:48 --> 00:40:49
			time.
		
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			And there was something else
		
00:40:53 --> 00:40:54
			about him
		
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			that I thought was weird.
		
00:40:56 --> 00:40:59
			And when I mentioned it to my first
		
00:41:00 --> 00:41:01
			Muslim crowd,
		
00:41:02 --> 00:41:03
			a few of them went alhamdulillah.
		
00:41:04 --> 00:41:05
			When I told them, I said there was
		
00:41:05 --> 00:41:07
			something really weird
		
00:41:07 --> 00:41:10
			about this guy. He had a shine on
		
00:41:10 --> 00:41:11
			his face.
		
00:41:12 --> 00:41:14
			It was like a light on the inside
		
00:41:14 --> 00:41:15
			coming out.
		
00:41:15 --> 00:41:18
			I've never seen anything like it before.
		
00:41:19 --> 00:41:20
			And I was told
		
00:41:21 --> 00:41:23
			by my Muslim friends back in London,
		
00:41:24 --> 00:41:25
			this is the nur,
		
00:41:26 --> 00:41:27
			the light
		
00:41:27 --> 00:41:30
			that comes out of somebody who is very
		
00:41:30 --> 00:41:31
			pious,
		
00:41:31 --> 00:41:32
			very practicing,
		
00:41:33 --> 00:41:34
			a very good person.
		
00:41:35 --> 00:41:37
			I didn't know that at the time. I
		
00:41:37 --> 00:41:39
			just thought there's something weird and spooky
		
00:41:40 --> 00:41:41
			about this guy.
		
00:41:43 --> 00:41:44
			After I recovered,
		
00:41:44 --> 00:41:47
			I moved aside and invited him into
		
00:41:48 --> 00:41:48
			my
		
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			room. And he was so graceful and elegant.
		
00:41:52 --> 00:41:54
			He didn't even seem to walk. He just
		
00:41:55 --> 00:41:56
			glided in
		
00:41:57 --> 00:41:58
			and glided down.
		
00:41:59 --> 00:42:00
			And I sat
		
00:42:00 --> 00:42:03
			opposite him and Hamid acted as the translator.
		
00:42:04 --> 00:42:06
			And he said,
		
00:42:06 --> 00:42:08
			what is your religion?
		
00:42:08 --> 00:42:10
			And I thought, oh, here we go.
		
00:42:12 --> 00:42:13
			I said, I'm a Christian.
		
00:42:13 --> 00:42:16
			He said, yes, but what sort of Christian?
		
00:42:16 --> 00:42:18
			Are you a Roman Catholic? Are you a
		
00:42:18 --> 00:42:18
			Protestant?
		
00:42:19 --> 00:42:21
			I said, I'm a Protestant
		
00:42:21 --> 00:42:23
			from the Church of England.
		
00:42:24 --> 00:42:27
			And he's smiling and moving his beads and
		
00:42:27 --> 00:42:29
			he said, and what do you think
		
00:42:29 --> 00:42:30
			of Islam?
		
00:42:32 --> 00:42:33
			Oh, I said, it's fantastic.
		
00:42:34 --> 00:42:35
			It's absolutely
		
00:42:35 --> 00:42:36
			wonderful.
		
00:42:40 --> 00:42:42
			Of course, I knew nothing about Islam,
		
00:42:42 --> 00:42:44
			very little. And the little that I knew
		
00:42:44 --> 00:42:47
			was totally wrong as it turned out. And
		
00:42:47 --> 00:42:48
			I went
		
00:42:48 --> 00:42:50
			off in praise for 2 minutes of this
		
00:42:50 --> 00:42:52
			faith that I knew so little about.
		
00:42:53 --> 00:42:56
			And he smiled and he moved his beads
		
00:42:56 --> 00:42:57
			and then
		
00:42:57 --> 00:42:58
			when I finally
		
00:42:58 --> 00:42:59
			stopped
		
00:43:00 --> 00:43:01
			running out of adjectives,
		
00:43:02 --> 00:43:03
			he said,
		
00:43:03 --> 00:43:04
			Islam
		
00:43:05 --> 00:43:05
			is a beautiful
		
00:43:06 --> 00:43:06
			religion.
		
00:43:08 --> 00:43:10
			I couldn't agree more. And then again I
		
00:43:10 --> 00:43:12
			ran off in praise of Islam.
		
00:43:13 --> 00:43:15
			And he smiled as he listened
		
00:43:15 --> 00:43:17
			and Hamid translated.
		
00:43:18 --> 00:43:19
			And I said, do you know
		
00:43:20 --> 00:43:21
			the people around here
		
00:43:22 --> 00:43:23
			are so
		
00:43:24 --> 00:43:26
			passionate about their faith that they pray
		
00:43:27 --> 00:43:29
			5 times a day. I know because I've
		
00:43:29 --> 00:43:32
			watched and counted it. And he looked. He
		
00:43:32 --> 00:43:34
			must have thought you stupid woman, but I
		
00:43:34 --> 00:43:38
			didn't realize that Muslims are expected to pray
		
00:43:38 --> 00:43:40
			5 times a day.
		
00:43:41 --> 00:43:43
			So he moved his beads
		
00:43:43 --> 00:43:45
			and then he said, so
		
00:43:46 --> 00:43:47
			you would like to convert.
		
00:43:49 --> 00:43:51
			And I thought he's led me into a
		
00:43:51 --> 00:43:52
			blind alley here.
		
00:43:53 --> 00:43:55
			If I say yes, I'll convert,
		
00:43:56 --> 00:43:59
			he'll accuse me of being fickle and insincere
		
00:44:01 --> 00:44:02
			and he'll say take her away and have
		
00:44:02 --> 00:44:03
			her stoned.
		
00:44:04 --> 00:44:07
			If I say, no, I'm not interested,
		
00:44:07 --> 00:44:11
			he'll say, how dare you insult Islam. Take
		
00:44:11 --> 00:44:13
			her away and have her stoned.
		
00:44:13 --> 00:44:14
			So I'm
		
00:44:14 --> 00:44:16
			trying to come up with the
		
00:44:16 --> 00:44:17
			right answer.
		
00:44:18 --> 00:44:20
			And then in the end I said, look
		
00:44:20 --> 00:44:23
			I can't make such a life changing decision
		
00:44:23 --> 00:44:24
			while I'm in prison
		
00:44:25 --> 00:44:25
			but
		
00:44:26 --> 00:44:28
			if you let me go, I promise I
		
00:44:28 --> 00:44:29
			will read the Quran
		
00:44:30 --> 00:44:32
			and I will study Islam.
		
00:44:33 --> 00:44:35
			And he smiled and he didn't say anything
		
00:44:35 --> 00:44:38
			more. And he rose up and he glided
		
00:44:38 --> 00:44:39
			out.
		
00:44:39 --> 00:44:41
			Hamad went scuttling after him.
		
00:44:42 --> 00:44:45
			And he returned a few minutes later
		
00:44:45 --> 00:44:46
			and he said,
		
00:44:48 --> 00:44:48
			you're going.
		
00:44:49 --> 00:44:52
			You're going home on a red crescent plane.
		
00:44:52 --> 00:44:55
			Well, I punched the air and congratulated
		
00:44:55 --> 00:44:56
			myself for having
		
00:44:57 --> 00:45:00
			dealt with this Milana, this religious man
		
00:45:00 --> 00:45:02
			in such a clever way.
		
00:45:03 --> 00:45:05
			And within a few minutes,
		
00:45:06 --> 00:45:06
			I
		
00:45:06 --> 00:45:08
			the little goods that I had accrued were
		
00:45:08 --> 00:45:10
			in a plastic bag,
		
00:45:10 --> 00:45:12
			and off I was in a truck
		
00:45:13 --> 00:45:14
			heading for Kabul.
		
00:45:17 --> 00:45:18
			7 hours later,
		
00:45:19 --> 00:45:21
			after a dusty, bumpy
		
00:45:21 --> 00:45:22
			ride,
		
00:45:22 --> 00:45:24
			we came into Kabul
		
00:45:24 --> 00:45:27
			and drove straight past the airport.
		
00:45:27 --> 00:45:29
			But I was okay. I just thought, well,
		
00:45:30 --> 00:45:32
			there are other Westerners being held by the
		
00:45:32 --> 00:45:32
			Taliban.
		
00:45:34 --> 00:45:36
			We're probably gonna pick them up. All I
		
00:45:36 --> 00:45:38
			know is that I'm going home on a
		
00:45:38 --> 00:45:40
			Red Crescent plane.
		
00:45:41 --> 00:45:44
			That night, I was to find out another
		
00:45:44 --> 00:45:46
			aspect to the character
		
00:45:46 --> 00:45:48
			of the Afghan people.
		
00:45:49 --> 00:45:52
			They don't like giving you bad news.
		
00:45:53 --> 00:45:55
			They don't like telling you anything that will
		
00:45:55 --> 00:45:59
			upset you or cause an adverse reaction.
		
00:46:00 --> 00:46:03
			And so we drove past the airport,
		
00:46:04 --> 00:46:06
			and then we pulled into a really
		
00:46:07 --> 00:46:10
			grim prison. Everything that you would imagine
		
00:46:10 --> 00:46:12
			a 3rd world prison
		
00:46:12 --> 00:46:13
			to be.
		
00:46:14 --> 00:46:17
			And I was asked to get out and
		
00:46:17 --> 00:46:19
			I got out and we walked down this
		
00:46:19 --> 00:46:21
			dark dingy corridor
		
00:46:22 --> 00:46:24
			and then they pushed open this little metal
		
00:46:24 --> 00:46:26
			door with a little spy hole in it.
		
00:46:27 --> 00:46:30
			And there, sitting on a concrete floor, were
		
00:46:30 --> 00:46:32
			2 Afghan women, 1 with a babe in
		
00:46:32 --> 00:46:34
			arms and the other one heavily pregnant.
		
00:46:35 --> 00:46:36
			And they said,
		
00:46:37 --> 00:46:39
			tonight you will stay here. And I said,
		
00:46:39 --> 00:46:41
			no, no, no, no. You've made a mistake.
		
00:46:41 --> 00:46:43
			I am going home
		
00:46:43 --> 00:46:45
			on a Red Crescent plane.
		
00:46:45 --> 00:46:47
			Of course the thing is when you
		
00:46:48 --> 00:46:49
			lead someone on,
		
00:46:50 --> 00:46:52
			you have to deliver the bad news at
		
00:46:52 --> 00:46:55
			some point and so the bad news was
		
00:46:55 --> 00:46:58
			delivered to me then. You're going nowhere. You
		
00:46:58 --> 00:47:00
			were a bad woman. You entered our country
		
00:47:01 --> 00:47:01
			illegally
		
00:47:02 --> 00:47:03
			without a passport.
		
00:47:03 --> 00:47:05
			You have to be punished.
		
00:47:06 --> 00:47:09
			I screamed and shouted there was no way
		
00:47:09 --> 00:47:11
			I was going to go into this cell
		
00:47:11 --> 00:47:13
			and to get me out and get me
		
00:47:13 --> 00:47:14
			to the airport.
		
00:47:15 --> 00:47:17
			And I said to them, you can't do
		
00:47:17 --> 00:47:19
			this to me, I'm British.
		
00:47:20 --> 00:47:22
			And they smiled.
		
00:47:25 --> 00:47:26
			Just then
		
00:47:26 --> 00:47:26
			another
		
00:47:27 --> 00:47:28
			cell door opened
		
00:47:29 --> 00:47:31
			and 6 women wearing hijabs
		
00:47:32 --> 00:47:33
			came out.
		
00:47:34 --> 00:47:36
			And one of them said to me, are
		
00:47:36 --> 00:47:37
			you from the Red Cross?
		
00:47:40 --> 00:47:42
			I said, you speak English? And she said,
		
00:47:42 --> 00:47:43
			well, I'm Australian.
		
00:47:44 --> 00:47:46
			These 3 are Germans and the other 2
		
00:47:46 --> 00:47:48
			are Americans. And I went, oh my God,
		
00:47:48 --> 00:47:50
			you're the Christians, the
		
00:47:50 --> 00:47:52
			charity workers who were locked up for trying
		
00:47:52 --> 00:47:54
			to convert Muslims to Christianity.
		
00:47:56 --> 00:47:57
			And they said yes. And I said, look,
		
00:47:57 --> 00:48:00
			there's been a terrible mistake. I'm supposed to
		
00:48:00 --> 00:48:02
			be going home on a Red Crescent plane.
		
00:48:02 --> 00:48:04
			Will you tell these people?
		
00:48:04 --> 00:48:07
			And the women all spoke the language.
		
00:48:08 --> 00:48:09
			And I could tell by the
		
00:48:10 --> 00:48:11
			heated conversation
		
00:48:12 --> 00:48:16
			and the expressions on everyone's face that I
		
00:48:16 --> 00:48:19
			was going nowhere that night, certainly
		
00:48:19 --> 00:48:21
			not on a Red Crescent plane.
		
00:48:24 --> 00:48:27
			Diana Thomas, the Australian girl said to me,
		
00:48:27 --> 00:48:28
			look,
		
00:48:29 --> 00:48:31
			why don't you stay in our cell tonight
		
00:48:32 --> 00:48:33
			and then
		
00:48:33 --> 00:48:35
			we can sort this mess out later.
		
00:48:36 --> 00:48:38
			And in truth, I hadn't had any female
		
00:48:38 --> 00:48:39
			company for over 6
		
00:48:40 --> 00:48:43
			days. These girls spoke my language.
		
00:48:43 --> 00:48:44
			Furthermore,
		
00:48:44 --> 00:48:47
			if I ever got out of this *
		
00:48:47 --> 00:48:47
			hole,
		
00:48:48 --> 00:48:50
			I might have an even better story
		
00:48:50 --> 00:48:53
			to tell. So I said, yes, okay.
		
00:48:54 --> 00:48:55
			And I
		
00:48:55 --> 00:48:56
			followed them
		
00:48:57 --> 00:48:58
			into their cell.
		
00:48:58 --> 00:49:01
			And I looked around and it was so
		
00:49:01 --> 00:49:02
			grim. It's everything
		
00:49:03 --> 00:49:06
			you would think a third world prison to
		
00:49:06 --> 00:49:06
			be.
		
00:49:07 --> 00:49:10
			And suddenly I broke down and I started
		
00:49:10 --> 00:49:12
			to cry. The first
		
00:49:12 --> 00:49:14
			tears that I had cried
		
00:49:14 --> 00:49:16
			since my captivity.
		
00:49:16 --> 00:49:18
			And I said, well the Taliban have finally
		
00:49:19 --> 00:49:22
			broken me. And amid the sobbing,
		
00:49:23 --> 00:49:25
			I felt for my cigarettes.
		
00:49:25 --> 00:49:26
			Because although
		
00:49:27 --> 00:49:29
			cigarettes were banned under the Taliban, when they
		
00:49:29 --> 00:49:33
			realized I smoked, they gave me lots of
		
00:49:33 --> 00:49:33
			cigarettes.
		
00:49:34 --> 00:49:36
			So I pulled out my cigarettes
		
00:49:37 --> 00:49:39
			and I was about to light up when
		
00:49:39 --> 00:49:41
			I just said, oh, does anybody
		
00:49:41 --> 00:49:43
			mind if I smoke?
		
00:49:43 --> 00:49:46
			And the tears were coming down and I'm
		
00:49:46 --> 00:49:46
			sobbing
		
00:49:47 --> 00:49:48
			and about to light my cigarette
		
00:49:49 --> 00:49:51
			when they all said, yes, this is a
		
00:49:51 --> 00:49:52
			no smoking cell.
		
00:49:57 --> 00:50:00
			How could I find the only no smoking
		
00:50:00 --> 00:50:03
			cell in Asia? How unlucky can you get?
		
00:50:05 --> 00:50:07
			They said, look, if you must smoke, go
		
00:50:07 --> 00:50:09
			outside into the courtyard.
		
00:50:10 --> 00:50:12
			We're about to have a meeting.
		
00:50:13 --> 00:50:13
			Suddenly,
		
00:50:14 --> 00:50:17
			my nicotine craving went, and I said, a
		
00:50:17 --> 00:50:19
			meeting? And they said, yes, we have 2
		
00:50:19 --> 00:50:20
			meetings a day.
		
00:50:20 --> 00:50:22
			And I'm looking around, I'm thinking,
		
00:50:23 --> 00:50:25
			what happens around here
		
00:50:25 --> 00:50:27
			that they have 2 meetings a day?
		
00:50:28 --> 00:50:30
			It's the escape committee.
		
00:50:31 --> 00:50:33
			They're digging a tunnel and this is a
		
00:50:33 --> 00:50:35
			progress report.
		
00:50:36 --> 00:50:38
			So I said, do you mind if I
		
00:50:38 --> 00:50:39
			listen in
		
00:50:39 --> 00:50:41
			to your meeting? And they said, no, not
		
00:50:41 --> 00:50:42
			at all.
		
00:50:42 --> 00:50:45
			So I suddenly forgot about my cigarettes for
		
00:50:45 --> 00:50:48
			the time being, and I sat on the
		
00:50:48 --> 00:50:50
			edge of this bunk bed,
		
00:50:51 --> 00:50:53
			and the 6 girls
		
00:50:53 --> 00:50:55
			sat in a circle on the floor.
		
00:50:56 --> 00:50:58
			And then they pulled out their bibles.
		
00:50:59 --> 00:51:01
			And I'm thinking I don't believe this.
		
00:51:02 --> 00:51:05
			They have been charged under Sharia law with
		
00:51:05 --> 00:51:07
			trying to convert Muslims to Christianity.
		
00:51:08 --> 00:51:10
			They're in serious trouble.
		
00:51:10 --> 00:51:11
			They could be
		
00:51:12 --> 00:51:12
			executed.
		
00:51:13 --> 00:51:16
			And now they're getting their Bibles out. And
		
00:51:16 --> 00:51:18
			I'm looking at the door expecting the Taliban
		
00:51:18 --> 00:51:19
			to come bursting in
		
00:51:20 --> 00:51:23
			and beat them up or do something horrible
		
00:51:23 --> 00:51:23
			to them,
		
00:51:24 --> 00:51:25
			and nothing happened.
		
00:51:26 --> 00:51:27
			Of course as I
		
00:51:28 --> 00:51:28
			did
		
00:51:29 --> 00:51:32
			read the Quran later, it states quite specifically
		
00:51:32 --> 00:51:34
			that we must, as Muslims,
		
00:51:34 --> 00:51:36
			protect people of the book,
		
00:51:36 --> 00:51:39
			I. E. Jews and Christians, and we must
		
00:51:39 --> 00:51:42
			allow them to carry on and carry out
		
00:51:42 --> 00:51:44
			and perform their faith. And this is exactly
		
00:51:45 --> 00:51:47
			what the Taliban were allowing the Christians to
		
00:51:47 --> 00:51:48
			do, although
		
00:51:49 --> 00:51:51
			I didn't realize it at the time.
		
00:51:52 --> 00:51:53
			So they
		
00:51:53 --> 00:51:54
			read
		
00:51:54 --> 00:51:55
			from the
		
00:51:56 --> 00:51:57
			Bible very loudly
		
00:51:57 --> 00:51:59
			a passage appropriate
		
00:51:59 --> 00:52:00
			to their
		
00:52:00 --> 00:52:00
			position.
		
00:52:02 --> 00:52:05
			And after 20 minutes they put their Bibles
		
00:52:06 --> 00:52:07
			down and pulled out
		
00:52:08 --> 00:52:10
			hand written pieces of paper.
		
00:52:11 --> 00:52:12
			And then they
		
00:52:13 --> 00:52:14
			started to sing.
		
00:52:15 --> 00:52:17
			Now I can tell you as, you know,
		
00:52:17 --> 00:52:18
			I was
		
00:52:19 --> 00:52:20
			a a practicing Christian
		
00:52:21 --> 00:52:23
			in those days, and when I say practicing,
		
00:52:24 --> 00:52:26
			I probably went to church maybe twice a
		
00:52:26 --> 00:52:29
			month, which in some people's eyes is bordering
		
00:52:29 --> 00:52:30
			on fanaticism.
		
00:52:32 --> 00:52:35
			And we would sing, you know, these Victorian
		
00:52:35 --> 00:52:36
			hymns,
		
00:52:36 --> 00:52:37
			and
		
00:52:39 --> 00:52:39
			and
		
00:52:40 --> 00:52:41
			they started singing,
		
00:52:42 --> 00:52:43
			not Victorian hymns.
		
00:52:44 --> 00:52:45
			We are talking
		
00:52:46 --> 00:52:47
			very loud,
		
00:52:47 --> 00:52:48
			very robust,
		
00:52:49 --> 00:52:50
			happy clappy,
		
00:52:50 --> 00:52:52
			full on Southern Baptist style,
		
00:52:54 --> 00:52:54
			hallelujah
		
00:52:55 --> 00:52:56
			type singing.
		
00:52:57 --> 00:52:59
			So this started and at that point, I
		
00:52:59 --> 00:53:01
			went outside into the courtyard
		
00:53:02 --> 00:53:05
			and I smoked 3 cigarettes off the trot.
		
00:53:05 --> 00:53:07
			The ezam, the call to prayer
		
00:53:09 --> 00:53:11
			started and I thought I don't believe it.
		
00:53:11 --> 00:53:13
			I've got Muslims
		
00:53:13 --> 00:53:15
			on that side of the wall, Christian
		
00:53:16 --> 00:53:16
			fundamentalists
		
00:53:17 --> 00:53:19
			in that cell. No wonder
		
00:53:20 --> 00:53:21
			that religious cleric
		
00:53:22 --> 00:53:24
			was smiling as he left me. He probably
		
00:53:24 --> 00:53:27
			thought, she won't convert? Well, feed her to
		
00:53:27 --> 00:53:28
			the Christians.
		
00:53:32 --> 00:53:34
			Although I make fun of them, I have
		
00:53:34 --> 00:53:35
			to say that
		
00:53:36 --> 00:53:39
			that those 6 girls were incredibly strong and
		
00:53:39 --> 00:53:41
			their faith did get them through their ordeal
		
00:53:41 --> 00:53:43
			which lasted much much longer
		
00:53:44 --> 00:53:45
			than mine.
		
00:53:47 --> 00:53:49
			After they'd finished
		
00:53:49 --> 00:53:49
			singing,
		
00:53:51 --> 00:53:53
			they then started praying.
		
00:53:54 --> 00:53:55
			And again,
		
00:53:55 --> 00:53:58
			it was really full on, in your face,
		
00:53:59 --> 00:53:59
			hallelujah
		
00:54:01 --> 00:54:04
			type praying. In fact, at one point, they
		
00:54:04 --> 00:54:07
			were all shouting different things. And at one
		
00:54:07 --> 00:54:09
			point, I could hear one of the girls,
		
00:54:09 --> 00:54:11
			I think it was the American girl, Heather,
		
00:54:11 --> 00:54:12
			shouting,
		
00:54:12 --> 00:54:13
			lord Jesus,
		
00:54:14 --> 00:54:15
			show me the way out of here.
		
00:54:17 --> 00:54:20
			And I have a very gallows sense of
		
00:54:20 --> 00:54:22
			humor and I felt like shouting back straight
		
00:54:22 --> 00:54:25
			down the corridor and turn left but there's
		
00:54:25 --> 00:54:26
			a great big talob there.
		
00:54:30 --> 00:54:31
			That night,
		
00:54:31 --> 00:54:33
			I slept on
		
00:54:33 --> 00:54:36
			this concrete floor with a very wafer thin
		
00:54:36 --> 00:54:37
			mattress.
		
00:54:38 --> 00:54:41
			And when I woke up the next morning,
		
00:54:42 --> 00:54:44
			I was given a change of clothes.
		
00:54:46 --> 00:54:47
			In fact,
		
00:54:47 --> 00:54:48
			I'm wearing
		
00:54:48 --> 00:54:50
			the prison clothes
		
00:54:50 --> 00:54:51
			now.
		
00:54:57 --> 00:54:57
			Nobody
		
00:54:58 --> 00:55:00
			put me in an orange jumpsuit,
		
00:55:00 --> 00:55:03
			shaved, shackled or abused me or raped me
		
00:55:03 --> 00:55:06
			or sodomized me or videoed me for the
		
00:55:07 --> 00:55:07
			gratification
		
00:55:08 --> 00:55:09
			or pleasure
		
00:55:09 --> 00:55:11
			of others later on.
		
00:55:12 --> 00:55:13
			As you can see,
		
00:55:14 --> 00:55:15
			from what I'm saying,
		
00:55:16 --> 00:55:19
			my experience was completely different to those who
		
00:55:19 --> 00:55:22
			fell into the hands of the Americans.
		
00:55:24 --> 00:55:26
			So that morning, a new change of clothes,
		
00:55:26 --> 00:55:29
			so I set about washing the old ones.
		
00:55:30 --> 00:55:32
			And one of the German girls took me
		
00:55:32 --> 00:55:33
			into the courtyard
		
00:55:34 --> 00:55:36
			and gave me a metal bucket,
		
00:55:36 --> 00:55:38
			and took me to a hand pump. And
		
00:55:38 --> 00:55:40
			she said, you can get your water from
		
00:55:40 --> 00:55:41
			there.
		
00:55:41 --> 00:55:44
			And I'm looking at this contraption which looked
		
00:55:44 --> 00:55:45
			as though it had come from one of
		
00:55:45 --> 00:55:47
			those old western movies,
		
00:55:48 --> 00:55:49
			and I started
		
00:55:49 --> 00:55:50
			cranking it.
		
00:55:51 --> 00:55:53
			And eventually some water came out and I'm
		
00:55:53 --> 00:55:54
			saying, this is amazing.
		
00:55:55 --> 00:55:57
			How do they heat it underground?
		
00:55:58 --> 00:56:01
			And she started laughing. She said, it's cold.
		
00:56:02 --> 00:56:04
			I was given a pumice stone
		
00:56:05 --> 00:56:05
			and,
		
00:56:06 --> 00:56:06
			some
		
00:56:07 --> 00:56:09
			soap flakes, and and I set about
		
00:56:10 --> 00:56:10
			washing,
		
00:56:12 --> 00:56:13
			my clothes.
		
00:56:14 --> 00:56:16
			And I then hung them on the washing
		
00:56:16 --> 00:56:17
			line
		
00:56:18 --> 00:56:18
			in the
		
00:56:19 --> 00:56:20
			prison courtyard.
		
00:56:22 --> 00:56:25
			Within 5 minutes, I'm sitting trying to enjoy
		
00:56:25 --> 00:56:28
			the last days of the summer sun and
		
00:56:29 --> 00:56:30
			the
		
00:56:30 --> 00:56:32
			prison governor came in.
		
00:56:32 --> 00:56:35
			A great big man with a huge beard
		
00:56:35 --> 00:56:36
			and really
		
00:56:37 --> 00:56:39
			a very scary looking dude.
		
00:56:39 --> 00:56:41
			And he came in
		
00:56:41 --> 00:56:43
			and in broken English he said to me,
		
00:56:43 --> 00:56:45
			he growled at me,
		
00:56:46 --> 00:56:48
			remove those garments.
		
00:56:48 --> 00:56:50
			And I'm looking, I said it's my washing.
		
00:56:51 --> 00:56:54
			Remove them now. And I said I can't.
		
00:56:54 --> 00:56:58
			It's my washing. I am washing my clothes.
		
00:56:58 --> 00:57:00
			This is a washing line. We dry our
		
00:57:00 --> 00:57:02
			clothes on the washing line.
		
00:57:04 --> 00:57:05
			Well, cover them up.
		
00:57:06 --> 00:57:08
			And I'm looking, I said, you stupid man.
		
00:57:09 --> 00:57:12
			You've obviously never done the washing in your
		
00:57:12 --> 00:57:14
			life. How on earth will it dry
		
00:57:14 --> 00:57:16
			if it's covered up?
		
00:57:17 --> 00:57:19
			So he stood there for a couple of
		
00:57:19 --> 00:57:21
			moments and then he said,
		
00:57:22 --> 00:57:24
			well, take those items down. And he looked
		
00:57:24 --> 00:57:26
			the other way and sort of pointed.
		
00:57:27 --> 00:57:29
			And I realized he was talking
		
00:57:29 --> 00:57:30
			about my underwear.
		
00:57:34 --> 00:57:35
			And I said,
		
00:57:36 --> 00:57:36
			no.
		
00:57:37 --> 00:57:39
			This is the female wing of the prison.
		
00:57:39 --> 00:57:41
			If you don't like what you see,
		
00:57:42 --> 00:57:42
			clear off.
		
00:57:44 --> 00:57:46
			He said, remove them. And I said, no.
		
00:57:46 --> 00:57:49
			If you don't like them, you remove them.
		
00:57:49 --> 00:57:51
			And I thought he was going to explode
		
00:57:51 --> 00:57:52
			on the spot.
		
00:57:53 --> 00:57:55
			He then went storming off,
		
00:57:56 --> 00:57:57
			and he returned
		
00:57:57 --> 00:57:59
			15 minutes later
		
00:57:59 --> 00:58:01
			with the deputy
		
00:58:01 --> 00:58:02
			foreign minister
		
00:58:03 --> 00:58:03
			of Afghanistan.
		
00:58:06 --> 00:58:09
			These people are about to be bombed by
		
00:58:09 --> 00:58:11
			the most powerful country on earth,
		
00:58:12 --> 00:58:13
			and
		
00:58:13 --> 00:58:14
			a diplomatic
		
00:58:14 --> 00:58:17
			incident was unfolding as a result of my
		
00:58:18 --> 00:58:18
			underwear.
		
00:58:24 --> 00:58:26
			I don't want to embarrass the men here,
		
00:58:26 --> 00:58:29
			but I mean, we're not talking anything small,
		
00:58:29 --> 00:58:33
			salacious, and lacy. We're talking big, comfortable, Bridget
		
00:58:33 --> 00:58:33
			Jones.
		
00:58:37 --> 00:58:39
			So the deputy foreign minister
		
00:58:40 --> 00:58:43
			said to me, will you please remove your
		
00:58:43 --> 00:58:43
			undergarments
		
00:58:44 --> 00:58:45
			from the line?
		
00:58:45 --> 00:58:47
			And I said, look,
		
00:58:47 --> 00:58:49
			this is the female wing of the prison.
		
00:58:49 --> 00:58:53
			There are no male prisoners. The only men
		
00:58:53 --> 00:58:55
			around at the moment are you 2. If
		
00:58:55 --> 00:58:58
			you clear off, there will be no men.
		
00:58:59 --> 00:59:01
			By the time they're dried, nobody's gonna be
		
00:59:01 --> 00:59:02
			any the wiser.
		
00:59:03 --> 00:59:04
			He said, yes, but
		
00:59:05 --> 00:59:06
			the Taliban soldiers
		
00:59:06 --> 00:59:09
			live above the female wing of the prison.
		
00:59:10 --> 00:59:12
			And if they look out
		
00:59:13 --> 00:59:14
			and see those things,
		
00:59:16 --> 00:59:18
			they'll have impure thoughts.
		
00:59:19 --> 00:59:21
			I'm looking at my underwear in a new
		
00:59:21 --> 00:59:22
			light now.
		
00:59:24 --> 00:59:27
			I said, there's a very easy solution to
		
00:59:27 --> 00:59:27
			this.
		
00:59:28 --> 00:59:29
			He said, I knew there would be. I
		
00:59:29 --> 00:59:32
			said, tell your men not to look out
		
00:59:32 --> 00:59:33
			of the window.
		
00:59:35 --> 00:59:36
			No. No. That's impossible.
		
00:59:38 --> 00:59:40
			I thought I cannot believe this.
		
00:59:41 --> 00:59:42
			You know,
		
00:59:42 --> 00:59:42
			America
		
00:59:43 --> 00:59:46
			didn't need to fly over in B 50
		
00:59:46 --> 00:59:48
			twos and bomb these people.
		
00:59:48 --> 00:59:51
			They should have just parachuted in a regiment
		
00:59:51 --> 00:59:52
			of women soldiers
		
00:59:53 --> 00:59:54
			waving their underwear,
		
00:59:56 --> 00:59:58
			and the Taliban would have gone.
		
01:00:03 --> 01:00:05
			But it gives you a remarkable
		
01:00:05 --> 01:00:05
			insight
		
01:00:06 --> 01:00:06
			into
		
01:00:07 --> 01:00:08
			the modesty
		
01:00:08 --> 01:00:10
			of these people
		
01:00:10 --> 01:00:13
			and the way they felt about
		
01:00:13 --> 01:00:13
			issues
		
01:00:14 --> 01:00:16
			like women's underwear.
		
01:00:18 --> 01:00:19
			So
		
01:00:20 --> 01:00:21
			the argument
		
01:00:21 --> 01:00:22
			continued
		
01:00:23 --> 01:00:25
			and went on long after the clothes
		
01:00:25 --> 01:00:26
			had dried.
		
01:00:26 --> 01:00:27
			And nobody
		
01:00:28 --> 01:00:30
			emerged as a real winner, but I did
		
01:00:30 --> 01:00:31
			get my dry clothes back.
		
01:00:33 --> 01:00:34
			The next day,
		
01:00:35 --> 01:00:37
			the 9th day, I was feeling really
		
01:00:38 --> 01:00:38
			crotchety.
		
01:00:39 --> 01:00:40
			I'd had,
		
01:00:41 --> 01:00:43
			3 or 4 really rousing
		
01:00:43 --> 01:00:45
			sessions with the,
		
01:00:45 --> 01:00:47
			the the Christian services.
		
01:00:48 --> 01:00:51
			And in fact, you know, although the Taliban
		
01:00:51 --> 01:00:54
			had, banned singing and they banned music, they
		
01:00:54 --> 01:00:55
			allowed them to sing,
		
01:00:56 --> 01:00:58
			but they drew the line as music.
		
01:00:59 --> 01:01:01
			And I am eternally grateful to this day
		
01:01:01 --> 01:01:03
			that they confiscated
		
01:01:03 --> 01:01:05
			their tambourines and guitars.
		
01:01:05 --> 01:01:06
			But,
		
01:01:09 --> 01:01:12
			so I'm feeling really wretched and bad tempered,
		
01:01:13 --> 01:01:15
			and and thinking I'm never gonna get out
		
01:01:15 --> 01:01:18
			of this place. I can't take much more
		
01:01:18 --> 01:01:18
			of this.
		
01:01:19 --> 01:01:21
			And the deputy foreign minister returned
		
01:01:22 --> 01:01:24
			with his sidekick, a man I called the
		
01:01:24 --> 01:01:25
			smiling
		
01:01:25 --> 01:01:26
			assassin.
		
01:01:26 --> 01:01:28
			And he said, we want to ask you
		
01:01:29 --> 01:01:30
			a few more questions.
		
01:01:31 --> 01:01:33
			And I said, no. I'm done with,
		
01:01:34 --> 01:01:36
			answering any more questions. I'm finished with you
		
01:01:36 --> 01:01:37
			people.
		
01:01:37 --> 01:01:38
			I've had enough.
		
01:01:39 --> 01:01:40
			And,
		
01:01:40 --> 01:01:42
			I then launched into
		
01:01:42 --> 01:01:45
			a series of insults and curses
		
01:01:45 --> 01:01:46
			and swearing,
		
01:01:47 --> 01:01:50
			And then I rounded it off with something
		
01:01:50 --> 01:01:52
			that I've never done in my life before,
		
01:01:52 --> 01:01:54
			I've never done since, and you would get
		
01:01:54 --> 01:01:56
			sent off a football pitch for doing it.
		
01:01:56 --> 01:01:57
			I spattered them.
		
01:01:59 --> 01:02:01
			And then I went into my cell and
		
01:02:01 --> 01:02:02
			I started
		
01:02:02 --> 01:02:05
			shaking. And a couple of the Christian girls
		
01:02:05 --> 01:02:05
			said,
		
01:02:06 --> 01:02:07
			did you just do
		
01:02:07 --> 01:02:09
			what we thought you did? And I said,
		
01:02:09 --> 01:02:09
			yes.
		
01:02:09 --> 01:02:13
			I've gone beyond the line. I've gone beyond
		
01:02:13 --> 01:02:15
			the wire. I've pushed it and pushed it,
		
01:02:15 --> 01:02:15
			and
		
01:02:16 --> 01:02:19
			I'm in serious trouble now. I can sense
		
01:02:19 --> 01:02:19
			it.
		
01:02:20 --> 01:02:21
			And just then, one of the female
		
01:02:22 --> 01:02:23
			prison officers came in
		
01:02:24 --> 01:02:27
			and which was translated for me later, and
		
01:02:27 --> 01:02:29
			she said, tell the English woman she is
		
01:02:29 --> 01:02:30
			going to be flogged
		
01:02:31 --> 01:02:34
			because she cannot do this to high ranking
		
01:02:34 --> 01:02:34
			people.
		
01:02:35 --> 01:02:37
			So I'm standing there rigid with fear,
		
01:02:38 --> 01:02:40
			cursing me and my
		
01:02:40 --> 01:02:42
			big mouth, and wondering
		
01:02:43 --> 01:02:45
			is there going to be a public flogging?
		
01:02:45 --> 01:02:48
			Will Al Jazeera be there to record it?
		
01:02:48 --> 01:02:51
			You know, what what is what is gonna
		
01:02:51 --> 01:02:51
			happen?
		
01:02:52 --> 01:02:55
			And I'm standing there rigid with fear,
		
01:02:55 --> 01:02:58
			and about 10, 15 minutes later,
		
01:02:58 --> 01:03:01
			we heard the gates open in the courtyard.
		
01:03:02 --> 01:03:05
			And Heather, one of the American girls, came
		
01:03:05 --> 01:03:07
			running in and she said,
		
01:03:07 --> 01:03:08
			they've returned.
		
01:03:09 --> 01:03:11
			Yvonne is going to be flogged.
		
01:03:12 --> 01:03:15
			And just then, 3 of the Christians threw
		
01:03:15 --> 01:03:17
			themselves down at me and grabbed onto my
		
01:03:17 --> 01:03:18
			clothes
		
01:03:18 --> 01:03:21
			and started saying, Lord Jesus, don't let Yvonne
		
01:03:21 --> 01:03:24
			feel any pain. And I'm standing there looking
		
01:03:24 --> 01:03:26
			at them thinking, you know, you're making it
		
01:03:26 --> 01:03:27
			worse.
		
01:03:29 --> 01:03:30
			And just then the smiling
		
01:03:31 --> 01:03:32
			assassin
		
01:03:32 --> 01:03:33
			walked in
		
01:03:34 --> 01:03:36
			and he had in his hand
		
01:03:37 --> 01:03:39
			the one thing that I wanted.
		
01:03:40 --> 01:03:41
			The very thing
		
01:03:41 --> 01:03:44
			I had gone on hunger strike for 9
		
01:03:44 --> 01:03:47
			days earlier. He had in his hand a
		
01:03:47 --> 01:03:48
			satellite phone.
		
01:03:49 --> 01:03:51
			And he strutted around the cell
		
01:03:51 --> 01:03:53
			and showed off this satellite
		
01:03:54 --> 01:03:55
			phone.
		
01:03:55 --> 01:03:56
			And he said,
		
01:03:57 --> 01:03:58
			all of you
		
01:03:58 --> 01:04:01
			all of you can ring home. You can
		
01:04:01 --> 01:04:03
			all ring your families
		
01:04:03 --> 01:04:04
			today.
		
01:04:04 --> 01:04:07
			Apart from her, the English woman, she's horrible
		
01:04:07 --> 01:04:09
			and she spat at us and she has
		
01:04:09 --> 01:04:10
			to be punished.
		
01:04:12 --> 01:04:14
			So it's interesting. This is how
		
01:04:14 --> 01:04:16
			the most evil brutal regime in the world
		
01:04:16 --> 01:04:18
			decided to punish me.
		
01:04:19 --> 01:04:20
			They allowed my cellmates
		
01:04:21 --> 01:04:23
			to ring home, which was fantastic
		
01:04:23 --> 01:04:26
			for the Germans. They hadn't and and all
		
01:04:26 --> 01:04:29
			of them, they hadn't spoken to their family
		
01:04:29 --> 01:04:31
			for 2 months. It was an opportunity
		
01:04:31 --> 01:04:34
			to ring home and say, look, we're okay.
		
01:04:34 --> 01:04:36
			We're we're holding out.
		
01:04:36 --> 01:04:39
			And then one of the German girls went
		
01:04:39 --> 01:04:41
			to the smiling assassin and made a special
		
01:04:41 --> 01:04:43
			plea and said, look,
		
01:04:43 --> 01:04:46
			Yvonne needs to talk to her daughter. Please
		
01:04:47 --> 01:04:50
			let her call home. And he said, no.
		
01:04:50 --> 01:04:53
			She's a horrible woman. She has to be
		
01:04:53 --> 01:04:53
			punished.
		
01:04:55 --> 01:04:57
			And as I say, that was my punishment,
		
01:04:58 --> 01:04:59
			which I,
		
01:04:59 --> 01:05:00
			looking back,
		
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			think,
		
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			you know, shows a degree of, wisdom and
		
01:05:05 --> 01:05:06
			insight
		
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			on their part which is more than can
		
01:05:09 --> 01:05:12
			be said for my behavior, and my only
		
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			mitigation is, look, I haven't eaten for 9
		
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			days and and I was starting to get
		
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			fractures.
		
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			That afternoon,
		
01:05:21 --> 01:05:21
			the,
		
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			senior officers returned and they removed me without
		
01:05:26 --> 01:05:26
			warning,
		
01:05:26 --> 01:05:29
			got my things together, and said, you're going.
		
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			And then they took me out of the
		
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			prison and upstairs into the Taliban sleeping quarters,
		
01:05:37 --> 01:05:39
			and one of the senior officers
		
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			had vacated his room and said, you complained
		
01:05:43 --> 01:05:44
			about the prison downstairs.
		
01:05:45 --> 01:05:47
			Is this good enough for you?
		
01:05:47 --> 01:05:50
			And it was a very nice room by
		
01:05:50 --> 01:05:51
			Afghan standards.
		
01:05:52 --> 01:05:53
			And he said, tomorrow
		
01:05:54 --> 01:05:56
			you will go home,
		
01:05:56 --> 01:05:57
			Insha'Allah.
		
01:05:58 --> 01:06:00
			And I said, what is this Inshallah you
		
01:06:00 --> 01:06:03
			keep using at the end of every sentence
		
01:06:03 --> 01:06:04
			and it never ever happens.
		
01:06:06 --> 01:06:08
			Of course I now know Inshallah
		
01:06:08 --> 01:06:09
			means God willing.
		
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			And they put me in this room. They
		
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			gave me the key.
		
01:06:17 --> 01:06:19
			I locked myself in.
		
01:06:20 --> 01:06:24
			I had a fantastic view over the city
		
01:06:24 --> 01:06:24
			of Kabul,
		
01:06:25 --> 01:06:28
			looking right up to Kabul Hill where all
		
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			the anti aircraft units were.
		
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			And I
		
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			sat on the bed
		
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			contemplating
		
01:06:35 --> 01:06:36
			my future wondering
		
01:06:37 --> 01:06:40
			if and when I'd ever get out. They
		
01:06:40 --> 01:06:43
			kept saying tomorrow you will go home Insha'Allah,
		
01:06:43 --> 01:06:44
			but Insha'Allah
		
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			it never happened.
		
01:06:46 --> 01:06:48
			And so I was wondering how genuine
		
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			they actually were.
		
01:06:50 --> 01:06:53
			Why had they removed me from the Christians?
		
01:06:54 --> 01:06:55
			Was this my last night
		
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			on
		
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			earth? Would they
		
01:06:58 --> 01:06:59
			execute me tomorrow?
		
01:07:00 --> 01:07:02
			I really didn't know all of this was
		
01:07:02 --> 01:07:03
			going through
		
01:07:04 --> 01:07:06
			my mind and then suddenly there was a
		
01:07:06 --> 01:07:07
			huge
		
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			rip as though somebody had just torn the
		
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			sky open.
		
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			And there was a great big light
		
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			and it was the start of the war.
		
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			That night, America and Britain
		
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			dropped 50 cruise missiles
		
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			on Kabul.
		
01:07:25 --> 01:07:27
			You can hear a cruise missile from 20
		
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			miles away. These were coming within quarter of
		
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			a mile of the prison.
		
01:07:32 --> 01:07:33
			I had covered
		
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			walls before
		
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			and I don't know why
		
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			it had not occurred to me then but
		
01:07:40 --> 01:07:43
			it certainly occurred to me that night.
		
01:07:43 --> 01:07:47
			These bombs don't discriminate. There's nowhere to run.
		
01:07:47 --> 01:07:48
			There's nowhere to hide.
		
01:07:48 --> 01:07:49
			Civilian,
		
01:07:49 --> 01:07:50
			military,
		
01:07:50 --> 01:07:54
			man, woman, child, these bombs cannot tell the
		
01:07:54 --> 01:07:54
			difference.
		
01:07:54 --> 01:07:57
			I'm going to be blown apart by a
		
01:07:57 --> 01:07:59
			British bomb. I've got no doubt Tony Blair
		
01:07:59 --> 01:08:01
			will blame the Taliban
		
01:08:01 --> 01:08:03
			and that will be the end of that.
		
01:08:03 --> 01:08:04
			And it was truly
		
01:08:05 --> 01:08:08
			terrifying, and I also thought there is no
		
01:08:08 --> 01:08:08
			way
		
01:08:09 --> 01:08:11
			the Taliban will let me go now. Absolutely
		
01:08:12 --> 01:08:13
			no way at all.
		
01:08:14 --> 01:08:15
			And the next morning,
		
01:08:16 --> 01:08:18
			there was a knock on my door and
		
01:08:18 --> 01:08:19
			I was told,
		
01:08:19 --> 01:08:22
			please there is a vehicle outside,
		
01:08:22 --> 01:08:25
			we are going to release you.
		
01:08:25 --> 01:08:27
			I couldn't believe it.
		
01:08:29 --> 01:08:31
			But sure enough, there was a vehicle, they
		
01:08:31 --> 01:08:34
			put me in it. We drove down
		
01:08:35 --> 01:08:35
			from Kabul
		
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			through Jalalabad,
		
01:08:38 --> 01:08:39
			down to Torkum,
		
01:08:40 --> 01:08:41
			and eventually,
		
01:08:43 --> 01:08:44
			after some shenanigans,
		
01:08:45 --> 01:08:47
			I was handed over to the
		
01:08:48 --> 01:08:48
			Pakistan
		
01:08:49 --> 01:08:49
			authorities.
		
01:08:51 --> 01:08:53
			And as I walked back across
		
01:08:54 --> 01:08:55
			no man's land,
		
01:08:56 --> 01:08:58
			the camera lights went up
		
01:08:59 --> 01:09:00
			and the journalists
		
01:09:00 --> 01:09:01
			started shouting,
		
01:09:01 --> 01:09:04
			how did the Taliban treat you?
		
01:09:05 --> 01:09:06
			And in truth,
		
01:09:07 --> 01:09:10
			up until the point that I was released,
		
01:09:11 --> 01:09:13
			I still didn't trust them 1 inch.
		
01:09:14 --> 01:09:16
			And I thought everything that they were trying
		
01:09:16 --> 01:09:18
			to do had a hidden motive.
		
01:09:19 --> 01:09:21
			It was only at the point that they
		
01:09:21 --> 01:09:22
			released me
		
01:09:22 --> 01:09:23
			that I thought,
		
01:09:25 --> 01:09:27
			you know what, they were quite an honorable
		
01:09:27 --> 01:09:28
			bunch of guys.
		
01:09:28 --> 01:09:31
			So when this journalist shouted at me,
		
01:09:31 --> 01:09:34
			how did the Taliban treat you?
		
01:09:35 --> 01:09:36
			I thought for a while and then I
		
01:09:36 --> 01:09:37
			said,
		
01:09:37 --> 01:09:39
			with respect and courtesy,
		
01:09:41 --> 01:09:43
			this is not what the western media wanted.
		
01:09:43 --> 01:09:47
			The western media wanted Abu grape tales. They
		
01:09:47 --> 01:09:48
			wanted abuse,
		
01:09:48 --> 01:09:50
			*, torture.
		
01:09:50 --> 01:09:52
			They wanted to see scars.
		
01:09:53 --> 01:09:54
			They wanted to see tears.
		
01:09:56 --> 01:09:57
			There was nothing nothing
		
01:09:57 --> 01:10:00
			I could give them other than the truth.
		
01:10:00 --> 01:10:01
			And sadly,
		
01:10:01 --> 01:10:05
			for some people, the truth is never enough.
		
01:10:06 --> 01:10:08
			When I got back
		
01:10:08 --> 01:10:09
			to London,
		
01:10:10 --> 01:10:12
			about 2 weeks later,
		
01:10:13 --> 01:10:16
			one of my guides on the Pakistan side
		
01:10:16 --> 01:10:17
			called me
		
01:10:17 --> 01:10:19
			and he said, madam,
		
01:10:19 --> 01:10:21
			the village that you visited
		
01:10:22 --> 01:10:24
			has been bombed by the Americans.
		
01:10:26 --> 01:10:29
			That was the village Kharma, which is smaller
		
01:10:29 --> 01:10:31
			than this hall we're in now.
		
01:10:32 --> 01:10:35
			And I said, look, Pasha, I know these
		
01:10:35 --> 01:10:36
			terrible things happen
		
01:10:37 --> 01:10:38
			in the fog of war.
		
01:10:39 --> 01:10:40
			And
		
01:10:40 --> 01:10:43
			it's awful, but these accidents do happen.
		
01:10:44 --> 01:10:46
			And he said, but madam,
		
01:10:46 --> 01:10:48
			how can you accidentally
		
01:10:49 --> 01:10:50
			bomb a village
		
01:10:50 --> 01:10:52
			the size of Karma
		
01:10:52 --> 01:10:53
			3
		
01:10:53 --> 01:10:54
			days
		
01:10:54 --> 01:10:55
			running?
		
01:10:57 --> 01:10:59
			Now when the Americans were telling us all
		
01:10:59 --> 01:11:00
			about their
		
01:11:01 --> 01:11:01
			strategic
		
01:11:02 --> 01:11:04
			strikes, their surgical strikes,
		
01:11:05 --> 01:11:07
			their B 52 bombers coming at 30,000
		
01:11:08 --> 01:11:10
			feet, karma wouldn't have even looked
		
01:11:11 --> 01:11:12
			like a dot
		
01:11:13 --> 01:11:14
			from 30,000
		
01:11:14 --> 01:11:15
			feet.
		
01:11:16 --> 01:11:18
			It was quite clear to me
		
01:11:19 --> 01:11:20
			that this was indiscriminate
		
01:11:21 --> 01:11:22
			bombing of civilian areas.
		
01:11:23 --> 01:11:25
			And in many ways, the Taliban were to
		
01:11:25 --> 01:11:27
			blame because they kicked out all of the
		
01:11:27 --> 01:11:31
			Western journalists. Whatever you think about journalists,
		
01:11:31 --> 01:11:34
			we do have our our functions and our
		
01:11:34 --> 01:11:36
			role. We are the eyes, the ears, the
		
01:11:36 --> 01:11:36
			witnesses.
		
01:11:38 --> 01:11:40
			And by kicking out all of the Western
		
01:11:40 --> 01:11:41
			journalists, they ensured
		
01:11:42 --> 01:11:44
			that Britain and America
		
01:11:44 --> 01:11:46
			could and would
		
01:11:47 --> 01:11:48
			bomb indiscriminately
		
01:11:49 --> 01:11:50
			across the country,
		
01:11:51 --> 01:11:53
			slaughtering innocent civilians,
		
01:11:54 --> 01:11:55
			which they did.
		
01:11:57 --> 01:12:01
			That propelled me into the anti war movement
		
01:12:02 --> 01:12:04
			and made me become very very active
		
01:12:06 --> 01:12:08
			as a as an anti war
		
01:12:08 --> 01:12:09
			campaigner.
		
01:12:11 --> 01:12:13
			At that same time, I remembered
		
01:12:15 --> 01:12:18
			the promise that I had given to the
		
01:12:18 --> 01:12:19
			religious cleric.
		
01:12:20 --> 01:12:22
			And I thought, well, against all the odds,
		
01:12:22 --> 01:12:25
			they kept their word. While they hung on
		
01:12:25 --> 01:12:28
			to the Christians, they let me go.
		
01:12:28 --> 01:12:29
			And really,
		
01:12:29 --> 01:12:32
			I should keep my promise now.
		
01:12:32 --> 01:12:33
			And I started
		
01:12:34 --> 01:12:35
			to read the Quran.
		
01:12:36 --> 01:12:40
			Very soon, groups of Muslims found out and
		
01:12:40 --> 01:12:44
			somebody gave me a wonderful English translation by
		
01:12:44 --> 01:12:45
			Aya Savali
		
01:12:45 --> 01:12:46
			with a,
		
01:12:47 --> 01:12:48
			an index in the back.
		
01:12:49 --> 01:12:51
			So I thought, great. I'll get this over
		
01:12:51 --> 01:12:53
			and done with very quickly. I'm going to
		
01:12:53 --> 01:12:55
			cherry pick and I'm going to read all
		
01:12:55 --> 01:12:56
			about
		
01:12:56 --> 01:12:57
			the subjugation
		
01:12:57 --> 01:12:59
			and oppression of women,
		
01:12:59 --> 01:13:02
			and what promotes people to slam
		
01:13:03 --> 01:13:04
			planes into towers.
		
01:13:06 --> 01:13:07
			So I started
		
01:13:07 --> 01:13:10
			cherry picking and going through all the women's
		
01:13:10 --> 01:13:11
			issues.
		
01:13:12 --> 01:13:15
			And then I had other Islamic literature to
		
01:13:15 --> 01:13:17
			support my reading of the Quran.
		
01:13:17 --> 01:13:20
			I couldn't believe what I was reading.
		
01:13:20 --> 01:13:23
			The Quran makes it perfectly clear,
		
01:13:23 --> 01:13:26
			crystal clear, no two ways about it, women
		
01:13:26 --> 01:13:28
			are equal in spirituality,
		
01:13:28 --> 01:13:29
			worth, and education.
		
01:13:31 --> 01:13:31
			Furthermore,
		
01:13:32 --> 01:13:35
			the first convert to Islam was a woman.
		
01:13:35 --> 01:13:37
			The first martyr to Islam
		
01:13:38 --> 01:13:39
			was a woman.
		
01:13:40 --> 01:13:42
			Women played major roles
		
01:13:43 --> 01:13:44
			right from day 1
		
01:13:45 --> 01:13:46
			in Islam.
		
01:13:47 --> 01:13:50
			They fought alongside the men. The prophet, peace
		
01:13:50 --> 01:13:53
			be upon him, picked out one particular woman
		
01:13:54 --> 01:13:56
			and singled her out for praise during a
		
01:13:56 --> 01:13:58
			battle, the battle of Ehud. And he said,
		
01:13:58 --> 01:14:01
			everywhere I looked this woman was there protecting
		
01:14:01 --> 01:14:04
			me, fighting with me, fighting alongside me.
		
01:14:08 --> 01:14:10
			I thought, where
		
01:14:10 --> 01:14:12
			have we got this idea that women are
		
01:14:12 --> 01:14:14
			oppressed and subjugated?
		
01:14:15 --> 01:14:17
			Where do we get it from?
		
01:14:18 --> 01:14:19
			Who
		
01:14:19 --> 01:14:20
			put the poison
		
01:14:21 --> 01:14:22
			in our minds?
		
01:14:24 --> 01:14:25
			I then looked
		
01:14:26 --> 01:14:29
			at property rights, inheritance rights,
		
01:14:30 --> 01:14:31
			divorce rights.
		
01:14:32 --> 01:14:34
			What's yours is yours, what's his is half
		
01:14:34 --> 01:14:35
			of yours.
		
01:14:36 --> 01:14:37
			Yeah? Brilliant.
		
01:14:39 --> 01:14:41
			Much of it could have been written by
		
01:14:41 --> 01:14:41
			a Californian
		
01:14:42 --> 01:14:45
			lawyer. In fact, this is from where they
		
01:14:45 --> 01:14:46
			probably get their inspiration.
		
01:14:48 --> 01:14:50
			All these tales in the tabloids
		
01:14:51 --> 01:14:52
			about the superstars
		
01:14:53 --> 01:14:54
			having
		
01:14:54 --> 01:14:54
			prenuptial
		
01:14:55 --> 01:14:58
			contracts and teams of lawyers drawing up and
		
01:14:58 --> 01:14:59
			thrashing out these prenuptial
		
01:15:00 --> 01:15:00
			contracts,
		
01:15:02 --> 01:15:04
			They were available to Muslim women from day
		
01:15:04 --> 01:15:05
			1.
		
01:15:07 --> 01:15:09
			And so I began to
		
01:15:09 --> 01:15:10
			see Islam
		
01:15:10 --> 01:15:13
			in a totally different light.
		
01:15:14 --> 01:15:18
			And I thought, yes okay. This is great
		
01:15:18 --> 01:15:20
			but what are the people like?
		
01:15:20 --> 01:15:22
			And so I went out into the Muslim
		
01:15:22 --> 01:15:23
			communities
		
01:15:25 --> 01:15:27
			specifically to meet the sisters.
		
01:15:28 --> 01:15:30
			And it didn't matter where I went in
		
01:15:30 --> 01:15:31
			the world, whether it was Pakistan,
		
01:15:32 --> 01:15:33
			and,
		
01:15:33 --> 01:15:34
			or whether it was Saudi,
		
01:15:35 --> 01:15:36
			or Canada, or America,
		
01:15:37 --> 01:15:38
			or Australia,
		
01:15:39 --> 01:15:41
			and now New Zealand,
		
01:15:42 --> 01:15:45
			The Muslim women I have met,
		
01:15:46 --> 01:15:49
			whether they have been formally educated or not,
		
01:15:49 --> 01:15:49
			are
		
01:15:51 --> 01:15:51
			resilient,
		
01:15:52 --> 01:15:53
			strong,
		
01:15:53 --> 01:15:53
			politicized,
		
01:15:54 --> 01:15:55
			internationally
		
01:15:56 --> 01:15:56
			aware,
		
01:15:57 --> 01:15:59
			multi skilled, multi talented.
		
01:16:02 --> 01:16:04
			A few years ago I would have looked
		
01:16:04 --> 01:16:07
			in this room and picked out everyone wearing
		
01:16:07 --> 01:16:09
			a hijab and I would have thought, oh,
		
01:16:09 --> 01:16:11
			look at those poor oppressed
		
01:16:11 --> 01:16:14
			women. How did they manage to sneak out
		
01:16:14 --> 01:16:15
			of the home to come here?
		
01:16:17 --> 01:16:20
			Now I'm looking and I'm trying to work
		
01:16:20 --> 01:16:22
			out who is the engineer, who is the
		
01:16:22 --> 01:16:22
			doctor,
		
01:16:23 --> 01:16:25
			who is the lawyer, who is the teacher,
		
01:16:25 --> 01:16:28
			who is doing the PHD, who's doing the
		
01:16:28 --> 01:16:30
			MA, who's raising kids at the same time
		
01:16:30 --> 01:16:33
			supporting their man, running a business, a charity,
		
01:16:34 --> 01:16:36
			who is the backbone of the community,
		
01:16:38 --> 01:16:39
			I see incredibly
		
01:16:41 --> 01:16:41
			diverse
		
01:16:42 --> 01:16:42
			women.
		
01:16:43 --> 01:16:44
			And I remember
		
01:16:45 --> 01:16:47
			a sister in Canada who said to me,
		
01:16:48 --> 01:16:48
			Yvonne,
		
01:16:49 --> 01:16:50
			my
		
01:16:50 --> 01:16:53
			head might be covered but my mind is
		
01:16:53 --> 01:16:53
			not.
		
01:16:54 --> 01:16:57
			And the most valuable lesson that I learned
		
01:16:57 --> 01:17:00
			from the sisters that I met is never
		
01:17:00 --> 01:17:03
			ever again will I judge a person's freedoms
		
01:17:03 --> 01:17:04
			and liberties
		
01:17:04 --> 01:17:06
			by the length of their skirt.
		
01:17:08 --> 01:17:10
			So this was wonderful.
		
01:17:11 --> 01:17:12
			The other thing that I learned about the
		
01:17:12 --> 01:17:13
			Muslim community
		
01:17:14 --> 01:17:16
			is it has an incredibly
		
01:17:16 --> 01:17:18
			gossipy network.
		
01:17:20 --> 01:17:21
			And I could
		
01:17:22 --> 01:17:24
			visit somebody in Glasgow
		
01:17:25 --> 01:17:26
			one day,
		
01:17:26 --> 01:17:28
			and by the next morning, I'd get a
		
01:17:28 --> 01:17:31
			phone call from somebody in Karachi saying I
		
01:17:31 --> 01:17:32
			hear you were in Scotland.
		
01:17:32 --> 01:17:33
			How did it go?
		
01:17:35 --> 01:17:36
			The communication
		
01:17:37 --> 01:17:38
			is amazing,
		
01:17:39 --> 01:17:40
			but sometimes
		
01:17:41 --> 01:17:44
			there were Chinese whispers and people
		
01:17:45 --> 01:17:48
			had false information that I had taken my
		
01:17:48 --> 01:17:51
			shahada, the oath to become a Muslim.
		
01:17:53 --> 01:17:54
			And I remember
		
01:17:55 --> 01:17:57
			one day, I'm sure many of you in
		
01:17:57 --> 01:17:57
			this hall
		
01:17:58 --> 01:18:00
			will have at least heard the name.
		
01:18:00 --> 01:18:02
			One day I got a phone call from
		
01:18:02 --> 01:18:05
			Sheikh Abu Hamza Al Masri,
		
01:18:06 --> 01:18:08
			the fire and brimstone
		
01:18:08 --> 01:18:10
			cleric from Finsbury Park mosque
		
01:18:11 --> 01:18:14
			who is currently detained at her majesty's pleasure
		
01:18:14 --> 01:18:15
			in Belmarsh.
		
01:18:16 --> 01:18:18
			And he rang me up
		
01:18:18 --> 01:18:19
			and he said,
		
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			sister Yvonne,
		
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			welcome to Islam.
		
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			And I said, well thank you very much.
		
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			However, I
		
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			hate to disappoint you but you're a wee
		
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			bit premature.
		
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			I haven't taken my shahada yet but, you
		
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			know, I will get there Insha Allah.
		
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			And he said, well take your time. This
		
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			is going to be the most important decision
		
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			you ever make in your life. Don't be
		
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			rushed into it. Don't be pressurized into it.
		
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			Make sure that you read
		
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			as much as you can.
		
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			Be convinced
		
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			before
		
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			you take your shahada.
		
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			We are all making dua, prayer for you.
		
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			And I thought I can't believe that this
		
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			is the fire and brimstone cleric from Finsbury
		
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			Park Mosque.
		
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			The
		
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			tabloids love to hate him,
		
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			because of his hooks and his
		
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			eye patch and they really have demonized him.
		
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			And I said, well, thank you very much
		
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			for your understanding.
		
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			I will keep you informed of my progress.
		
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			And I was just about to close the
		
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			line
		
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			when he said, well, there's just one thing
		
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			I want you to know.
		
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			And I said, well, what's that? He said,
		
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			well,
		
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			if you go out tomorrow
		
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			and you're hit by a bus,
		
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			you will go straight to hellfire.
		
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			I said, thank you.
		
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			And closed the line. And that made me
		
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			nervous.
		
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			It made me very nervous. So I
		
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			took a copy of the Shahada
		
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			and I carried it round with me.
		
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			And I would address meetings like this and
		
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			I would say, look, if you come across
		
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			an accident and you hear someone shouting
		
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			for 2 Muslim witnesses,
		
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			please come running fast because it's me trying
		
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			to get in before it's too late.
		
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			Happily,
		
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			there was no such accident.
		
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			And on June 30th,
		
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			in 2003,
		
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			at 11:30
		
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			in the morning,
		
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			I took my Shahada
		
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			and declared my belief that there is only
		
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			one God and that Muhammad, peace be upon
		
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			him, is his messenger.
		
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			And I joined then, what I consider to
		
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			be the biggest and the best family in
		
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			the world.
		
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			And I know that wherever
		
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			I go in the world, it doesn't matter
		
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			how remote the place is. I will meet
		
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			brothers and sisters
		
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			who will give me their love and support
		
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			and help
		
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			if I need it.
		
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			And that is very important to me.
		
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			I was also lucky enough
		
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			in January
		
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			this year
		
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			to go on Hajj, the annual pilgrimage which
		
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			Muslims are required to do at least once
		
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			in their life.
		
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			As I say, the Saudi women
		
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			don't think for one minute
		
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			that they're oppressed or subjugated. They're like a
		
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			tightly coiled spring and they are
		
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			really
		
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			ready to
		
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			launch
		
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			into the political scene
		
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			in Saudi Arabia.
		
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			There were elections earlier this year. Women weren't
		
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			allowed to vote. Let me tell you,
		
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			I really feel
		
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			that the next elections,
		
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			not only will will women be voting,
		
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			they will be standing
		
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			as well.
		
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			These women are really
		
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			really remarkable and as I say, they're in
		
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			the wings and they're ready to launch.
		
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			Unfortunately,
		
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			because of Saudi's restrictive
		
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			media rules, we hardly
		
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			get to find out any real news
		
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			that is happening there.
		
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			But these sisters from Jeddah told me how
		
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			distressed they were
		
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			during the 2nd intifada,
		
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			the uprising in Palestine. How
		
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			distressed they were and they had been discussing
		
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			this
		
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			in the mosque
		
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			after
		
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			Friday prayers.
		
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			And they wanted to show their solidarity
		
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			with their Palestinian
		
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			sisters.
		
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			So they did something
		
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			that,
		
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			is forbidden
		
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			in Saudi. They had a spontaneous
		
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			demonstration.
		
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			And they shouted and demonstrated
		
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			and the police were called because of of
		
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			this, public disorder.
		
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			And the police moved in
		
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			and one of the the main
		
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			women
		
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			stood in front of the police and she
		
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			said, dare one of you touch us.
		
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			We are Saudi women and you cannot touch
		
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			us. And the police
		
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			sprang back.
		
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			And they were wondering what on earth are
		
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			we going to do with these women. We
		
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			can't have them demonstrating.
		
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			But they're right. We can't manhandle them and
		
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			cart them off to
		
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			jail either.
		
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			And there was this standoff for about half
		
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			an hour as the women continued with their
		
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			protest.
		
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			In the end,
		
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			the police chief had a better idea
		
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			and they went and arrested all their husbands
		
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			instead.
		
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			They took them to the station
		
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			and they said the next time their wives
		
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			did this,
		
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			they would be charged,
		
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			which,
		
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			is a wonderful tale.
		
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			So that was,
		
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			Hajj in January.
		
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			Obviously, you're all aware of the London bombings.
		
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			I live in Central London.
		
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			We were
		
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			shocked by the
		
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			ferocity of the atrocity
		
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			but not surprised.
		
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			The anti war movement and the political party
		
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			I belong to called Respect, which is led
		
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			by George Galloway MP,
		
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			had said,
		
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			long before the first bombs dropped on Baghdad,
		
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			we told Tony Blair,
		
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			if you take us into a war with
		
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			Iraq,
		
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			our
		
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			security
		
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			will vanish.
		
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			London
		
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			will become
		
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			a target.
		
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			In his
		
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			arrogance, he dismissed us. He dismissed the fears
		
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			of 2,000,000 people who marched in London.
		
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			He would rather take his orders from Washington.
		
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			Really, I salute
		
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			New Zealand
		
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			in its strength and determination
		
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			to stand up to America
		
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			over many different issues.
		
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			That
		
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			stand
		
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			It should be me applauding you.
		
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			That stand
		
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			has made New Zealand
		
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			one of the safest places on earth.
		
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			In terms of security
		
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			and certainly your anti nuclear stance is
		
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			admirable.
		
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			Beware of siren calls from politicians
		
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			like Winston Peters
		
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			who thrive only
		
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			on hate.
		
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			You have a very important election
		
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			coming up soon.
		
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			I can't tell you how to vote, but
		
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			just be wary
		
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			of those
		
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			who would want to stand shoulder to shoulder
		
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			with George Bush because you will end up
		
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			in serious trouble like we have in Britain.
		
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			Thank you very much for
		
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			listening to me. I am really looking forward
		
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			to hearing your questions and observations.
		
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			As I say to the non muslims here
		
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			tonight,
		
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			I am not Islam's answer to Billy Graham.
		
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			I am not here to get you to
		
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			convert.
		
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			But if you are interested
		
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			in learning a little bit more
		
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			about
		
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			Islam
		
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			for your own benefits,
		
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			not for any other reason,
		
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			there's some books outside which you're welcome to
		
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			take away.
		
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			Thank you very much for being a terrific
		
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			audience. Thank you.